Chained and flossed on mrKristofer.com
September 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Chained and flossed on mrKristofer.com
I'm Hungry, but I've Already Flossed: A Tragedy in Two Acts
October 17, 2024 at 7:23 AM
I'm Hungry, but I've Already Flossed: A Tragedy in Two Acts
Dentist told me she saw god in how well I flossed
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Dentist told me she saw god in how well I flossed
Trade with @bluelaserbeam.bsky.social I got flossed! 😩
March 9, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Trade with @bluelaserbeam.bsky.social I got flossed! 😩
Hey, remember that time The Simpsons flossed
May 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Hey, remember that time The Simpsons flossed
November 28, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Dorks on Wedgie Wednesday when their bully isn’t at school and they’re secretly missing having their asscheeks flossed 🤍
July 1, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Dorks on Wedgie Wednesday when their bully isn’t at school and they’re secretly missing having their asscheeks flossed 🤍
i flossed my teeth without any bleeding
September 16, 2026 at 4:48 AM
i flossed my teeth without any bleeding
I need my brain flossed.
June 14, 2024 at 3:55 AM
I need my brain flossed.
Twain would have flossed with Maher's tendons. The exact kind of craven political animal and low-grade bully he despised.
With @ashleyrparker.bsky.social, a scoop at The Atlantic: Bill Maher is the pick for the 2026 Mark Twain Prize at Trump's Kennedy Center, although that could change up to the moment it's officially announced. www.theatlantic.com/culture/2026...
An Unlikely Recipient for the Twain Prize
Bill Maher has been chosen to receive the award before the Kennedy Center shuts down for a two-year renovation.
www.theatlantic.com
March 20, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Twain would have flossed with Maher's tendons. The exact kind of craven political animal and low-grade bully he despised.
dentist: are you flossing?
me: i haven’t flossed since 2017. it’s not a thing anymore
dentist: what
me: i haven’t flossed since 2017. it’s not a thing anymore
dentist: what
October 8, 2023 at 9:42 PM
dentist: are you flossing?
me: i haven’t flossed since 2017. it’s not a thing anymore
dentist: what
me: i haven’t flossed since 2017. it’s not a thing anymore
dentist: what
IVE NEVER FLOSSED OK
March 16, 2026 at 4:33 PM
IVE NEVER FLOSSED OK
got an eye dr. appointment but I haven’t flossed my sockets in months
August 1, 2026 at 11:21 AM
got an eye dr. appointment but I haven’t flossed my sockets in months
Hollow Night/Flossed Out
February 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Hollow Night/Flossed Out
Dentist: When was the last time you flossed?
Me: I don't pay you to ask personal questions now put your hand in my mouth.
Me: I don't pay you to ask personal questions now put your hand in my mouth.
February 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Dentist: When was the last time you flossed?
Me: I don't pay you to ask personal questions now put your hand in my mouth.
Me: I don't pay you to ask personal questions now put your hand in my mouth.
Dentists always ask dumb questions like "when's the last time you flossed?"
Like bro you were there!
Like bro you were there!
November 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Dentists always ask dumb questions like "when's the last time you flossed?"
Like bro you were there!
Like bro you were there!
December 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I flossed on national TV 😁
February 28, 2026 at 11:22 AM
I flossed on national TV 😁
Cripes, how long has it been since you flossed?
June 4, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Cripes, how long has it been since you flossed?
IDK I DIDNT THINK ANYONE ACTUALLY FLOSSED
March 16, 2026 at 4:37 PM
IDK I DIDNT THINK ANYONE ACTUALLY FLOSSED
In that moment, I could have flossed God
August 25, 2026 at 4:08 AM
In that moment, I could have flossed God
Flossed in iswim 😁
August 23, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Flossed in iswim 😁