#fluffypants
oh my goodness he WOULD. lord fluffypants...
October 31, 2026 at 8:12 AM
captain fluffypants
October 26, 2026 at 1:57 AM
hello fluffypants
October 26, 2026 at 3:31 PM
The gorgeous crochet square model...Miss Theena Vom Fluffypants! #crochetsky
October 19, 2026 at 1:38 AM
THE RETURN OF FLUFFYPANTS!!! I miss those Swedish chickens....
October 17, 2026 at 3:31 PM
🔥🔥 NEW SPEEDRUN RECORD VERIFIED! 🔥🔥

🎮 Game: Bishoujo Super Street Fighter II: Glamor Queen
🏆 Category: NFFC
⏱ Time: 0h 7m 27s 867ms
👤 Player: FluffyPants
🔗 Link: https://www.speedrun.com/BSSF2GQ/runs/mrp5xx2z

October 15, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Can we get an update on Miss Fluffypants, please? Is she okay?
October 13, 2026 at 11:30 AM
rename it
—

grandpa
why didn’t they just stop down the AI?

it was an
uncontrollable
relentless
beast
able to kill us all
and not realize or care
we thought about putting it in a cage
or creating laws

but instead
we renamed it
Mr. Smiley Fluffypants

now finish your beetles before they get cold
September 29, 2026 at 9:33 PM
rename it
—

grandpa
why didn’t they just stop down the AI?

it was an
uncontrollable
relentless
beast
able to kill us all
and not realize or care
we thought about putting it in a cage
or creating laws

but instead
we renamed it
Mr. Smiley Fluffypants

now finish your beetles before they get cold
September 29, 2026 at 9:39 PM
rename it
—

grandpa
why didn’t they just stop down the AI?

it was an
uncontrollable
relentless
beast
able to kill us all
and not realize or care
we thought about putting it in a cage
or creating laws

but instead
we renamed it
Mr. Smiley Fluffypants

now finish your beetles before they get cold
September 29, 2026 at 9:23 PM
"Unless you want me to call you Ser Tiddles the third or Fluffypants."
September 25, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Meanwhile captain fluffypants here is the most beautiful angel in the world
September 19, 2026 at 5:17 PM
⊹ name: Lulu
⊹ height: 5'4"
⊹ sun sign: Aquarius
⊹ nicknames: Puto, Ruru(only dogs call me that)
⊹ siblings: bruh
⊹ relationship: stray slut
⊹ crushing on: my bosses daughter & also her niece
⊹ fav season: Fall
⊹ pets: Luna Balloona Scaloona Princess Fluffypants
⊹ fav color: purple
⊹ live: I'm dead
If you see this you MUST do it!
or not, I ain't your momma

⊹ name: Sasha
⊹ height: 5'8
⊹ sun sign: Aquarius
⊹ nicknames: nunya
⊹ siblings: yes
⊹ relationship: long term
⊹ crushing on: @nighttimetea.bsky.social
⊹ fav season: Autumn
⊹ pets: cats
⊹ fav color: purple
⊹ live: BALTIMORE 😤
If you see this you MUST do it!

⊹ name: Tiffany
⊹ height: 5'6
⊹ star sign: Taurus
⊹ nicknames: Tiff, Tiffany Nadine Troia, Troia, Brandi
⊹ siblings: 1 brother
⊹ relationship: single
⊹ crushing on: no one u know
⊹ fav season: Autumn
⊹ pets: 0
⊹ fav color: cobalt blue
⊹ live: USA
September 19, 2026 at 1:53 AM
We have Fluffypants, Zar Zar Binks and El Gordo. I’m not sure I remember their real names.
August 19, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Fluffypants says hi, but also stay out.
May 4, 2025 at 12:17 PM
WOOT! Congratulations to @naomikritzer.bsky.social on the double Hugos for "Better Living Through Algorithms" and "The Year Without Sunshine!" Fluffypants is excited!
August 11, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Ah, Conan sounds adorable to be honest! I dunno what it is about scraggy scrongly fuzzy little things that I find so cute. The one in my story is named Princess Fluffypants.
July 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Fluffypants wound up living on top of the china cabinet because Lottie would not leave her alone. Absolutely nothing works, and at this point even when Lottie leaves Fluffy alone, she'll retreat to the china cabinet if she *sees* Lottie.
March 17, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Cat #4 was Emilycat, Cat #5 was Balto, Cat #6 was Fluffypants, Cat #7 was Spotty who was a little feral tuxie who got named for his coloration by the friend's child who found him. He did not live a long life -- it turns out being a feral orphan is not great for a cat's health. Cat #8 was Lottie.
October 19, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Cat #2: Fluffypants.

This cat showed up at the door of someone else in local fandom, who took her in, but then realized that this cat could not live with a house with a dog. She posted to Facebook looking for another home for a cat and we had decided we had an opening for another cat.
August 3, 2024 at 1:07 AM
Max aka Fluffypants McGee
November 20, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Her Highness Queen Bianca Fluffypants, First of Her Name, Killer and Menace of Snakes, Rats, Rabbits, and Birds, would have a word, Madame.
December 11, 2024 at 10:25 AM
I am not sure 'my cat broke the sink' is not in a slightly different class of crime.
Then again, I have no idea what the expected reach of your average corgi is, so... for all I know, it's minor league for Master Fluffypants of the Order Of Too Cute To Be Mad At...
July 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Epi responded to Epi, Bubba, Mr. Fluffypants, and Sergeant Snuggles of the Hug Brigade
October 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM