Holy forking shirtballs, read this whole thread-
🔥 Are you an independent artist or creator on Etsy? You're probably aware by now that on the 22nd of October Etsy brought in strict guidelines for sellers in a bid to purge the platform of AI generated images to "protect buyer trust."
November 2, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Holy forking shirtballs, read this whole thread-
Also plz tread lightly w/Hebrew generally. Mention in passing re: translation, sure, ofc. Build a book/ center/ sermon on a Hebrew word (or worse, Kabbalistic idea)? A theological kanji tattoo…
And istg we all speak English please don’t forking “shalom” at us when you interact with us
And istg we all speak English please don’t forking “shalom” at us when you interact with us
Hey don’t use Yiddish if you aren’t Jewish you sound ridiculous like those white people who post shit like “we been knew and that’s the tea sis”
November 2, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Also plz tread lightly w/Hebrew generally. Mention in passing re: translation, sure, ofc. Build a book/ center/ sermon on a Hebrew word (or worse, Kabbalistic idea)? A theological kanji tattoo…
And istg we all speak English please don’t forking “shalom” at us when you interact with us
And istg we all speak English please don’t forking “shalom” at us when you interact with us
I am so forking hungry LOL
October 31, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I am so forking hungry LOL
Holy forking shirtballs that guy’s brain is pudding.
November 1, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Holy forking shirtballs that guy’s brain is pudding.
Rory your expression always sees to be "are you forking kidding me" whenever you have to wear the squirrel costume
October 31, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Rory your expression always sees to be "are you forking kidding me" whenever you have to wear the squirrel costume
Holy forking shirt!
October 31, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Holy forking shirt!
oh, thank forking heck.
October 26, 2026 at 12:24 AM
oh, thank forking heck.
....I have started forking vibe coded browser games and fixing bugs and gameplay loops because I've been enjoying playing them.
October 28, 2026 at 9:47 PM
....I have started forking vibe coded browser games and fixing bugs and gameplay loops because I've been enjoying playing them.
Oh. My. FORKING. God.
October 31, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Oh. My. FORKING. God.
a snail forking tuesday, that’s for sure
October 28, 2026 at 12:12 AM
a snail forking tuesday, that’s for sure
Musk's pouring millions into our elections while he rakes in $16 BILLION in taxpayer-funded contracts. A fat return.
We need to pass my bill with @robertgarcia.house.gov to close the loophole that lets CEOs grab government contracts with one hand while forking over campaign cash with the other.
We need to pass my bill with @robertgarcia.house.gov to close the loophole that lets CEOs grab government contracts with one hand while forking over campaign cash with the other.
November 2, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Musk's pouring millions into our elections while he rakes in $16 BILLION in taxpayer-funded contracts. A fat return.
We need to pass my bill with @robertgarcia.house.gov to close the loophole that lets CEOs grab government contracts with one hand while forking over campaign cash with the other.
We need to pass my bill with @robertgarcia.house.gov to close the loophole that lets CEOs grab government contracts with one hand while forking over campaign cash with the other.
Apparently the real hardline no-AI folks are moving to NetBSD instead of forking linux? I genuinely wish them all the best with that.
October 30, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Apparently the real hardline no-AI folks are moving to NetBSD instead of forking linux? I genuinely wish them all the best with that.
Holy forking shirt
The rumors are true - King Street Station is getting more bike lockers.
October 27, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Holy forking shirt
I'm gonna need instructions on how to use that forking stick.
November 1, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I'm gonna need instructions on how to use that forking stick.
They’re just forking with us now, right?
October 31, 2026 at 2:39 AM
They’re just forking with us now, right?
They’re still forking over their life savings at “crypto ATMs” at the local 7/11 - they’re gonna get steamrolled by AI agents.
October 29, 2026 at 2:16 AM
They’re still forking over their life savings at “crypto ATMs” at the local 7/11 - they’re gonna get steamrolled by AI agents.
Having booked the surgery date, pending me forking over a house-downpayment over (which is waiting for them to finish reviewing my medical records first) is... Surreal.
At least now I have the upside of having the very wrong answer to: What are you doing for xmas?
Dilating my pussy at hospital 🤣
At least now I have the upside of having the very wrong answer to: What are you doing for xmas?
Dilating my pussy at hospital 🤣
November 1, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Having booked the surgery date, pending me forking over a house-downpayment over (which is waiting for them to finish reviewing my medical records first) is... Surreal.
At least now I have the upside of having the very wrong answer to: What are you doing for xmas?
Dilating my pussy at hospital 🤣
At least now I have the upside of having the very wrong answer to: What are you doing for xmas?
Dilating my pussy at hospital 🤣
This is not even parody.
Antivaxxers are flabbergasting, exhausting, and dangerous. They're forking over fortunes on snake oil but if the FDA approves? Nah.
Antivaxxers are flabbergasting, exhausting, and dangerous. They're forking over fortunes on snake oil but if the FDA approves? Nah.
October 29, 2026 at 5:11 PM
This is not even parody.
Antivaxxers are flabbergasting, exhausting, and dangerous. They're forking over fortunes on snake oil but if the FDA approves? Nah.
Antivaxxers are flabbergasting, exhausting, and dangerous. They're forking over fortunes on snake oil but if the FDA approves? Nah.
UK taxpayers will be forking out much more money to keep him securely housed in one of the King's special hotels.
October 31, 2026 at 6:50 PM
UK taxpayers will be forking out much more money to keep him securely housed in one of the King's special hotels.
I first saw Kristen Bell on “Deadwood”. Holy forking shirt balls, was she good.
November 2, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I first saw Kristen Bell on “Deadwood”. Holy forking shirt balls, was she good.
@ptr.pet ok im forking your japanese learning app and making it multilingual for mandarin
When I tell folks back home that Chinese white collar salaries have jumped quite a bit in the past few years they dont really believe me.
140k USD mid level marketing job for a snack company in Shanghai here:
140k USD mid level marketing job for a snack company in Shanghai here:
October 28, 2026 at 1:31 PM
@ptr.pet ok im forking your japanese learning app and making it multilingual for mandarin