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*spit take* damn, @medium.com thats some shade. [emphasis mine] #forrealtho
August 14, 2026 at 4:28 PM
*spit take* damn, @medium.com thats some shade. [emphasis mine] #forrealtho
Cosmic Mirror: Bombing people into peace? Bold strategy, kids. Let me know how that works out (spoiler: it won’t). Now knock that shit off. #SkyZaddySez #ForRealTho #EnoughAlready
a black and white photo of a person holding a mirror with a reflection of a tunnel in it
Alt: a black and white photo of a person holding a mirror with a tunnel of infinite reflection
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Cosmic Mirror: Bombing people into peace? Bold strategy, kids. Let me know how that works out (spoiler: it won’t). Now knock that shit off. #SkyZaddySez #ForRealTho #EnoughAlready
November 18, 2024 at 6:36 AM
On a call with a difficult client, just now, and wondered what would happen if I combined coping mechanisms by dropping a Terry's Chocolate Orange Mini Egg into a glass of bourbon. Delicious cocktail? Discuss... #whyevenareclients #forrealtho
January 28, 2025 at 11:23 AM
On a call with a difficult client, just now, and wondered what would happen if I combined coping mechanisms by dropping a Terry's Chocolate Orange Mini Egg into a glass of bourbon. Delicious cocktail? Discuss... #whyevenareclients #forrealtho
November 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Forrealtho!!
September 1, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Forrealtho!!
Got an early start on the day. Feeling blessed. #forrealtho
May 11, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Got an early start on the day. Feeling blessed. #forrealtho
ICYMI: Smoking Kow BBQ in Alexandria has some of the best BBQ in the country: wtop.com/.../yelps-10...
#forrealtho #bbq #BBQDoneRight #wereopenforbusiness
#forrealtho #bbq #BBQDoneRight #wereopenforbusiness
Yelp!’s 100 best barbecue joints includes 4 in the DC area - WTOP News
Four D.C.-area BBQ joints have landed on Yelp!’s list of top 100 barbecue spots in the U.S.
wtop.com
May 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
ICYMI: Smoking Kow BBQ in Alexandria has some of the best BBQ in the country: wtop.com/.../yelps-10...
#forrealtho #bbq #BBQDoneRight #wereopenforbusiness
#forrealtho #bbq #BBQDoneRight #wereopenforbusiness
Jesus was definitely Catholic. Catholics cuss like sailors then go to confession to repent for those cusses. #forRealtho
April 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Jesus was definitely Catholic. Catholics cuss like sailors then go to confession to repent for those cusses. #forRealtho
me, trying a mustard i bought because it had an attractive label, and which tastes indistinguishable from any comparable mustard: mm wow
May 17, 2024 at 2:09 AM
February 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I don’t think maga cult members know how to play Chess #chess #checkers #maga #magacult #america #republican #democrats #liberials #voteblue #cult #elonmusk #mom #momlife #momtok #momsover30 #monopoly #games #tarriffs #stockmarket #content #contentcreator #humor #jokes #forrealtho
April 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I don’t think maga cult members know how to play Chess #chess #checkers #maga #magacult #america #republican #democrats #liberials #voteblue #cult #elonmusk #mom #momlife #momtok #momsover30 #monopoly #games #tarriffs #stockmarket #content #contentcreator #humor #jokes #forrealtho
spotted on a tshirt: “my liver can’t handle trump for much longer” #forrealtho
November 24, 2024 at 3:03 AM
spotted on a tshirt: “my liver can’t handle trump for much longer” #forrealtho
ForRealTho!!!! 👊👊✊✊🙏🙏
April 4, 2026 at 3:13 PM
ForRealTho!!!! 👊👊✊✊🙏🙏
ForRealTho. Her privilege is sickening! If you go down the feed, her true colors show very BLANCO... Really fucking sad.
February 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
ForRealTho. Her privilege is sickening! If you go down the feed, her true colors show very BLANCO... Really fucking sad.
ForREALtho!!! Aren't we supposed to be BLACKING OUT THE NATION!
Here’s a hot take: I don’t want to see lawmakers posting holiday pictures from their mansions — I don’t care which party.
Keep that shit to yourself.
Keep that shit to yourself.
November 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
ForREALtho!!! Aren't we supposed to be BLACKING OUT THE NATION!
ForRealTho! Perfect people like the joker amaze me. A person without sin, and still they finds no happiness 🙄🙄
November 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
ForRealTho! Perfect people like the joker amaze me. A person without sin, and still they finds no happiness 🙄🙄
ForRealTho! I'm so pissed at his sorry ass!
September 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
ForRealTho! I'm so pissed at his sorry ass!
ForRealTho! If this fucking earth is bound to have even one maga on it, I fucking pass!
July 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
ForRealTho! If this fucking earth is bound to have even one maga on it, I fucking pass!
ForRealTho!
June 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
ForRealTho!
😂😂😂😂😂😂 ForRealTho! I was thinking about those SOS pads! 😂
June 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
😂😂😂😂😂😂 ForRealTho! I was thinking about those SOS pads! 😂
ForRealTho! 💙💙
June 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
ForRealTho! 💙💙
ForRealTho! 👊👊
May 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
ForRealTho! 👊👊
ForRealTho!
Man Feared to Be Cognitively Slipping After Writing Book About Wrong President
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
Man Feared to Be Cognitively Slipping After Writing Book About Wrong President
Devoting a 352-page book to unmasking a president who is no longer in office instead of the one currently creating global chaos indicates serious mental impairment, the experts asserted.
open.substack.com
May 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
ForRealTho!