Opinion | That four-year-old cancer victim is no angel.
April 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Opinion | That four-year-old cancer victim is no angel.
I asked my four-year-old about this idea today and I can report that this is not landing well in the four-year-old community
Trump: "I don't think a beautiful baby girl that's 11 years old needs to have 30 dolls. I think they can have three dolls or four dolls ... they don't need to have 250 pencils. They can have five."
May 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I asked my four-year-old about this idea today and I can report that this is not landing well in the four-year-old community
The Department of Justice has just DELETED its four-year-old webpage on the US Capitol riot investigations.
January 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The Department of Justice has just DELETED its four-year-old webpage on the US Capitol riot investigations.
took my four year old to her first martial arts class and she, as expected, is totally locked in
February 25, 2026 at 8:48 PM
took my four year old to her first martial arts class and she, as expected, is totally locked in
So far in Minnesota
They Shot a 37-year-old mother Renee Good four times, killing her, right after she dropped off her son at school.
Then Ice kidnapped a five year old.
Then ice kidnapped a two year old
Then border patrol murdered Va nurse.
Then Sec Noam went on tv and lied about it
They Shot a 37-year-old mother Renee Good four times, killing her, right after she dropped off her son at school.
Then Ice kidnapped a five year old.
Then ice kidnapped a two year old
Then border patrol murdered Va nurse.
Then Sec Noam went on tv and lied about it
January 24, 2026 at 11:43 PM
So far in Minnesota
They Shot a 37-year-old mother Renee Good four times, killing her, right after she dropped off her son at school.
Then Ice kidnapped a five year old.
Then ice kidnapped a two year old
Then border patrol murdered Va nurse.
Then Sec Noam went on tv and lied about it
They Shot a 37-year-old mother Renee Good four times, killing her, right after she dropped off her son at school.
Then Ice kidnapped a five year old.
Then ice kidnapped a two year old
Then border patrol murdered Va nurse.
Then Sec Noam went on tv and lied about it
Kristi Noem must resign. She has deported a four year old with cancer, detained a U.S. marshal, and arrested two members of Congress. She’s lost the confidence of the American people. ICE must stop terrorizing our communities.
June 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Kristi Noem must resign. She has deported a four year old with cancer, detained a U.S. marshal, and arrested two members of Congress. She’s lost the confidence of the American people. ICE must stop terrorizing our communities.
Woohoo! Four at once.
July 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Woohoo! Four at once.
NOT NOW, FOUR THOUSAND YEAR OLD BABYLONIAN TABLETS.
Archaeologists decipher 4,000-year-old Babylonian tablets predicting doom | The Independent - www.independent.co.uk/news/science...
Archaeologists decipher 4,000-year-old Babylonian tablets predicting doom
One ominous prediction says lunar eclipse in morning means ‘end of a dynasty’
www.independent.co.uk
August 14, 2024 at 6:28 PM
NOT NOW, FOUR THOUSAND YEAR OLD BABYLONIAN TABLETS.
Four years old today and still as soulful a stare as ever. 💜
September 3, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Four years old today and still as soulful a stare as ever. 💜
Four year old: "I spy with my little eye... something.... brown and white"
Me: "is it my coffee?"
Four year old: "no!"
Me: "is it my cup?"
Four year old [staring intently at my head]: "no!"
Me: "is it... my hair?"
Four year old [giggling hysterically]: "YES!"
Anyway she is up for adoption now
Me: "is it my coffee?"
Four year old: "no!"
Me: "is it my cup?"
Four year old [staring intently at my head]: "no!"
Me: "is it... my hair?"
Four year old [giggling hysterically]: "YES!"
Anyway she is up for adoption now
February 23, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Four year old: "I spy with my little eye... something.... brown and white"
Me: "is it my coffee?"
Four year old: "no!"
Me: "is it my cup?"
Four year old [staring intently at my head]: "no!"
Me: "is it... my hair?"
Four year old [giggling hysterically]: "YES!"
Anyway she is up for adoption now
Me: "is it my coffee?"
Four year old: "no!"
Me: "is it my cup?"
Four year old [staring intently at my head]: "no!"
Me: "is it... my hair?"
Four year old [giggling hysterically]: "YES!"
Anyway she is up for adoption now
Eighty-four-year-old man declares 67-year-old man the future of the Democratic Party
June 20, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Eighty-four-year-old man declares 67-year-old man the future of the Democratic Party
today in questions from my four year old: “when people die how do you dig out their bones?”
April 10, 2026 at 6:30 PM
today in questions from my four year old: “when people die how do you dig out their bones?”
A collaboration with my four year old...
June 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM
A collaboration with my four year old...
A four-year-old child could solve the mystery. Why can't the press?
February 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
A four-year-old child could solve the mystery. Why can't the press?
Me: *starts to sing 'Baby Beluga' to toddler*
Four year-old: Alexa
Four year-old: Alexa, stop Mommy singing, please
Four year old: Alexa, play Raffi
Four year-old: Alexa
Four year-old: Alexa, stop Mommy singing, please
Four year old: Alexa, play Raffi
February 6, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Me: *starts to sing 'Baby Beluga' to toddler*
Four year-old: Alexa
Four year-old: Alexa, stop Mommy singing, please
Four year old: Alexa, play Raffi
Four year-old: Alexa
Four year-old: Alexa, stop Mommy singing, please
Four year old: Alexa, play Raffi
my four year old daughter’s favorite song is MIA’s “bad girls” during which she screams “bad girls bad girls” over and over again
April 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
my four year old daughter’s favorite song is MIA’s “bad girls” during which she screams “bad girls bad girls” over and over again
Explain it to them, like a four-year-old.
July 13, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Explain it to them, like a four-year-old.
i went from “ i need a new phone every year” to “this four year old phone still works if i just keep it plugged in”
September 30, 2026 at 3:42 AM
i went from “ i need a new phone every year” to “this four year old phone still works if i just keep it plugged in”
Four-year old about to set up a tribunal because I called Groot “Grogu.”
May 17, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Four-year old about to set up a tribunal because I called Groot “Grogu.”
Four-year-old just told his toddler sister “it’s time for the hunt” and they both left the room. Not my business
June 27, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Four-year-old just told his toddler sister “it’s time for the hunt” and they both left the room. Not my business
Gf: I was four months year old when that game came out
Me: … four months year old
Gf: [starts laughing]
Me: you wanna tell me which it was?
Gf: [still laughing] four months… old…
Me: [opens bluesky]
Gf: NOO DOON’T
Me: … four months year old
Gf: [starts laughing]
Me: you wanna tell me which it was?
Gf: [still laughing] four months… old…
Me: [opens bluesky]
Gf: NOO DOON’T
May 24, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Gf: I was four months year old when that game came out
Me: … four months year old
Gf: [starts laughing]
Me: you wanna tell me which it was?
Gf: [still laughing] four months… old…
Me: [opens bluesky]
Gf: NOO DOON’T
Me: … four months year old
Gf: [starts laughing]
Me: you wanna tell me which it was?
Gf: [still laughing] four months… old…
Me: [opens bluesky]
Gf: NOO DOON’T
the six year old is reading Elephant & Piggie to the four year old, who is collapsing in hysterics after almost every page
children can be the sweetest thing in the world sometimes
children can be the sweetest thing in the world sometimes
May 27, 2024 at 2:52 AM
the six year old is reading Elephant & Piggie to the four year old, who is collapsing in hysterics after almost every page
children can be the sweetest thing in the world sometimes
children can be the sweetest thing in the world sometimes
They deported a four year old American citizen with advanced cancer. Monsters.
June 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
They deported a four year old American citizen with advanced cancer. Monsters.
AOC played ball and did everything Pelosi told her and was rewarded by being passed over for a 75-year-old who died four months later. There have now been four House votes this year where Dems lost by the margin of members who died in office. No one has more right to say this than her
AOC framed the NYC mayor’s race as a referendum on the Democratic Party - against the gerontocracy - at a rally for Zohran Mamdani.
www.politico.com/news/2025/06...
www.politico.com/news/2025/06...
AOC rallies against Cuomo 'gerontocracy’
The Congress member framed the NYC mayor’s race as a referendum on the Democratic Party at a rally for Zohran Mamdani.
www.politico.com
June 15, 2025 at 2:40 PM
AOC played ball and did everything Pelosi told her and was rewarded by being passed over for a 75-year-old who died four months later. There have now been four House votes this year where Dems lost by the margin of members who died in office. No one has more right to say this than her
Here's 89 year old Ron Paul, suggested by Elon Musk for Fed Chair, suffering an apparent stroke four year ago
February 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Here's 89 year old Ron Paul, suggested by Elon Musk for Fed Chair, suffering an apparent stroke four year ago