Tonight I'm performing at the Laughing Stock in Grantville PA with @FrankConniff and it's gonna be a riot so come on down www.laughingstockcc.com
June 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Tonight I'm performing at the Laughing Stock in Grantville PA with @FrankConniff and it's gonna be a riot so come on down www.laughingstockcc.com
Inktober '25 Prompt # 22 - Button. "Push the button, Frank!" @mst3kofficial.bsky.social @frankconniff.bsky.social #inktober, #inktober2025, #inktober2025button, #mst3k, #mysterysciencetheater3000, #frankconniff, #tvsfrank, #gizmonics, #gizmonicinstitute, #deep13, #pushthebutton, #pushthebuttonfrank
October 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Inktober '25 Prompt # 22 - Button. "Push the button, Frank!" @mst3kofficial.bsky.social @frankconniff.bsky.social #inktober, #inktober2025, #inktober2025button, #mst3k, #mysterysciencetheater3000, #frankconniff, #tvsfrank, #gizmonics, #gizmonicinstitute, #deep13, #pushthebutton, #pushthebuttonfrank
In mere days, the thrilling GOUT COP! paperback will be available. Right now, this instant, the action-packed GOUT COP! ebook is yours for the having at dumb-industries.com/goutcop. Take your pick. There is no wrong way to read and enjoy GOUT COP!
GOUT COP!
GOUT COP!
September 25, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Tonight on @SiriusXM #127:
We kick off with your calls at 866.997.GRIT, in case any of you have any opinions about, oh, I don't know. W/@FrankConniff
Then - it's the return of Nick Offerman, discussing his remarkable performance in "Sovereign," which you all should watch this weekend.
We kick off with your calls at 866.997.GRIT, in case any of you have any opinions about, oh, I don't know. W/@FrankConniff
Then - it's the return of Nick Offerman, discussing his remarkable performance in "Sovereign," which you all should watch this weekend.
July 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Tonight on @SiriusXM #127:
We kick off with your calls at 866.997.GRIT, in case any of you have any opinions about, oh, I don't know. W/@FrankConniff
Then - it's the return of Nick Offerman, discussing his remarkable performance in "Sovereign," which you all should watch this weekend.
We kick off with your calls at 866.997.GRIT, in case any of you have any opinions about, oh, I don't know. W/@FrankConniff
Then - it's the return of Nick Offerman, discussing his remarkable performance in "Sovereign," which you all should watch this weekend.
Tonight on @SiriusXM #127 we're joined by
-TV's Frank, @FrankConniff
-Imprisoned activist and captain of the Sea Shepherd, Paul Watson, joining us from prison in Greenland
-Your calls on the week & The Mugshot Cabinet
866.997.GRIT
-TV's Frank, @FrankConniff
-Imprisoned activist and captain of the Sea Shepherd, Paul Watson, joining us from prison in Greenland
-Your calls on the week & The Mugshot Cabinet
866.997.GRIT
November 16, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Tonight on @SiriusXM #127 we're joined by
-TV's Frank, @FrankConniff
-Imprisoned activist and captain of the Sea Shepherd, Paul Watson, joining us from prison in Greenland
-Your calls on the week & The Mugshot Cabinet
866.997.GRIT
-TV's Frank, @FrankConniff
-Imprisoned activist and captain of the Sea Shepherd, Paul Watson, joining us from prison in Greenland
-Your calls on the week & The Mugshot Cabinet
866.997.GRIT
I thought I included this in the original post but it all stemmed from TV’s Frank rightfully shitting on the new HP show and then a bunch of transphobes trying to hit him with the “this you?”
September 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
I thought I included this in the original post but it all stemmed from TV’s Frank rightfully shitting on the new HP show and then a bunch of transphobes trying to hit him with the “this you?”
It's a personally autographed paperback!
It's an audiobook read by the author!
It's an ebook with Wikipedia links to all the obscure references!
It's my latest novel, THE TIME TUMMLERS, available in all these formats at dumb-industries.com/frankconniff.
It's an audiobook read by the author!
It's an ebook with Wikipedia links to all the obscure references!
It's my latest novel, THE TIME TUMMLERS, available in all these formats at dumb-industries.com/frankconniff.
February 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
It's a personally autographed paperback!
It's an audiobook read by the author!
It's an ebook with Wikipedia links to all the obscure references!
It's my latest novel, THE TIME TUMMLERS, available in all these formats at dumb-industries.com/frankconniff.
It's an audiobook read by the author!
It's an ebook with Wikipedia links to all the obscure references!
It's my latest novel, THE TIME TUMMLERS, available in all these formats at dumb-industries.com/frankconniff.
September 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Let's all wish a big Happy Birthday to the best Frank who has ever Frank'd: Frank Conniff!!!
To celebrate, you can get FOUR books for the price of THREE -- all autographed by @frankconniff.bsky.social!
dumb-industries.com/frankconniff
To celebrate, you can get FOUR books for the price of THREE -- all autographed by @frankconniff.bsky.social!
dumb-industries.com/frankconniff
August 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Let's all wish a big Happy Birthday to the best Frank who has ever Frank'd: Frank Conniff!!!
To celebrate, you can get FOUR books for the price of THREE -- all autographed by @frankconniff.bsky.social!
dumb-industries.com/frankconniff
To celebrate, you can get FOUR books for the price of THREE -- all autographed by @frankconniff.bsky.social!
dumb-industries.com/frankconniff
I've read some of his previous books and they're all filled with good laughs. Is Gout Cop's partner Al Opurinol? Read the book! #@frankconniff.bsky.social #FrankConniff #MST3K
He has Gout.
He’s a Cop.
GOUT COP!
Ebook available NOW at
Dumb-Industries.com.
GOUT COP!
He’s a Cop.
GOUT COP!
Ebook available NOW at
Dumb-Industries.com.
GOUT COP!
September 21, 2026 at 3:57 PM
I've read some of his previous books and they're all filled with good laughs. Is Gout Cop's partner Al Opurinol? Read the book! #@frankconniff.bsky.social #FrankConniff #MST3K
Might as well take this opportunity to mention that the ebook version of my new novel THE TIME TUMMLERS has Wikipedia links to every single one of its many pop culture references, and a portion of the proceeds will be donated to Wikipedia (dumb-industries.com/frankconniff).
December 26, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Might as well take this opportunity to mention that the ebook version of my new novel THE TIME TUMMLERS has Wikipedia links to every single one of its many pop culture references, and a portion of the proceeds will be donated to Wikipedia (dumb-industries.com/frankconniff).
Happy birthday to TV's Frank, Frank Conniff. Born today in 1956, he is an American writer, actor, comedian and producer known for his Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K), Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Invader Zim, Cinematic Titanic, and The Mads Are Back. #FrankConniff #TVsFrank
August 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Happy birthday to TV's Frank, Frank Conniff. Born today in 1956, he is an American writer, actor, comedian and producer known for his Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K), Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Invader Zim, Cinematic Titanic, and The Mads Are Back. #FrankConniff #TVsFrank
Want to spite Elon in a fun way? The ebook of my novel THE TIME TUMMLERS has Wikipedia links to every obscure reference, and a portion of sales are donated to Wikipedia. Take that, Musk, you've been Conniff'd! (Get it at dumb-industries.com/frankconniff.)
December 26, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Want to spite Elon in a fun way? The ebook of my novel THE TIME TUMMLERS has Wikipedia links to every obscure reference, and a portion of sales are donated to Wikipedia. Take that, Musk, you've been Conniff'd! (Get it at dumb-industries.com/frankconniff.)
Looking for a Xmas present involving my words and my signature? Well, personally signed copies of my 11 books, including my latest, showbiz/sci-fi novel THE TIME TUMMERS, are available at dumb-industries.com/frankconniff.
December 9, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Looking for a Xmas present involving my words and my signature? Well, personally signed copies of my 11 books, including my latest, showbiz/sci-fi novel THE TIME TUMMERS, are available at dumb-industries.com/frankconniff.
Nothing is more in the holiday spirit than giving to the needy. I'm emotionally needy, which doesn't really count, but if you want to give the gift of comedy, you could do worse than my catalogue of books available at dumb-industries.com/frankconniff.
December 7, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Nothing is more in the holiday spirit than giving to the needy. I'm emotionally needy, which doesn't really count, but if you want to give the gift of comedy, you could do worse than my catalogue of books available at dumb-industries.com/frankconniff.
I'm grateful for the positive response I've been getting from readers for my new sci-fi novel THE TIME TUMMLERS. I honestly think it's not quite like any other book you've ever read. Check it out if you're so inclined, at dumb-industries.com/frankconniff. Thanks!
November 18, 2024 at 7:09 PM
I’m signing every one of these and gratefully sending them out. If you want a personally autographed copy of my new sci-fi novel, THE TIME TUMMLERS, go to dumb-industries/frankconniff. You’ll be glad you did.
November 21, 2024 at 3:44 AM
I’m signing every one of these and gratefully sending them out. If you want a personally autographed copy of my new sci-fi novel, THE TIME TUMMLERS, go to dumb-industries/frankconniff. You’ll be glad you did.
TV Frank’s latest audiobook is available now at dumb-industries.com/25mst3kfilms
#mst3k #rifftrax #audiobooks #audiobook #tvsfrank #frankconniff #themads #themadsareback
#mst3k #rifftrax #audiobooks #audiobook #tvsfrank #frankconniff #themads #themadsareback
July 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
TV Frank’s latest audiobook is available now at dumb-industries.com/25mst3kfilms
#mst3k #rifftrax #audiobooks #audiobook #tvsfrank #frankconniff #themads #themadsareback
#mst3k #rifftrax #audiobooks #audiobook #tvsfrank #frankconniff #themads #themadsareback
Hazel, especially one of its stars, Don DeFore, plays a prominent role in my latest novel, THE TIME TUMMLERS, available in paperback, e-book, and now an audiobook read by yours truly at dumb-industries.com/frankconniff. Take note, Gen Z!
Dammit Frank! Stop taking me back to my childhood. I don't have time watch all these old shows again.
Next you'll be mentioning Hazel ... dammit!
Maybe I should just go watch That Girl again, with Marlo Thomas – my first crush. That's a far better timeline than the one we're trapped in now.
Next you'll be mentioning Hazel ... dammit!
Maybe I should just go watch That Girl again, with Marlo Thomas – my first crush. That's a far better timeline than the one we're trapped in now.
February 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Hazel, especially one of its stars, Don DeFore, plays a prominent role in my latest novel, THE TIME TUMMLERS, available in paperback, e-book, and now an audiobook read by yours truly at dumb-industries.com/frankconniff. Take note, Gen Z!
Jack Sheldon! He shows up in my new novel THE TIME TUMMLERS, available in personally signed paperback, e-book, and audio-book read by yours truly at dumb-industries.com/frankconniff. (Felt the need to mention that for some reason.)
I read this just now, as I’m making a clip of the “Run Buddy Run” segment of the CBS affiliates preview reel of 1966.
February 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Jack Sheldon! He shows up in my new novel THE TIME TUMMLERS, available in personally signed paperback, e-book, and audio-book read by yours truly at dumb-industries.com/frankconniff. (Felt the need to mention that for some reason.)
Chuds on Twitter are mad that the cast from MST3K grew and changed as people and don’t do shitty jokes about marginalized people anymore.
And guess who’s at the center of it:
And guess who’s at the center of it:
September 3, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Chuds on Twitter are mad that the cast from MST3K grew and changed as people and don’t do shitty jokes about marginalized people anymore.
And guess who’s at the center of it:
And guess who’s at the center of it:
I got this @frankconniff.bsky.social book when it was first released in 2016 because: 1) Like the author, I've been a movie buff since I was a kid 60 yrs ago, 2) I'm a #MST3K fanatic and 3) I think #FrankConniff is hilarious. 💙 I have bought more of his books since at @dumb-industries.com
September 30, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I got this @frankconniff.bsky.social book when it was first released in 2016 because: 1) Like the author, I've been a movie buff since I was a kid 60 yrs ago, 2) I'm a #MST3K fanatic and 3) I think #FrankConniff is hilarious. 💙 I have bought more of his books since at @dumb-industries.com