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Umbaar

@umbaar.bsky.social

Hospital Newsletter - "Physio killed the Radiographer..." Buggles the mind #Fridayjoke

July 25, 2025 at 6:52 AM

Umbaar

@umbaar.bsky.social

People don't get Knock Knock jokes anymore, they get left with Neighbours... #Fridayjoke

August 8, 2025 at 5:31 AM

Rhiannon Cecil

@rhiwrites.bsky.social

What do you call a writer who doesn’t adhere to sentence structure?

A rebel without a clause

#fridayfunnies #fridayjoke #writerjokes #writer

November 22, 2024 at 8:05 AM

Game Museum

@gamemuseum.bsky.social

¡Hay que comerse esos yogures!

#FridayJoke

October 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM

P@trik

@layouta.bsky.social

nemusela si to upresnovat, mat frajera nie je choroba, mozno je to vášeň pre ktorú si sa narodila, tužba čo ťa každe ráno poháňa. Taky mladši frajer dokaže opticky obladit o mnoho rokov, je to lacnejšie ako lifting a vzdy ho možeš obmeniť - same výhody... 😉

#fridayjoke

June 6, 2025 at 7:55 AM

Melty Shirts

@meltyshirts.com

A Joke for your end of week...

#Jokes #FridayJoke
#MeltyShirts #Weekend #FridayFeeling

A Joke: A Turtle is walking down the road one day when two snails come around the corner. They Proceed to kick the living shit out of him.
A witness to the assault flags down a passing police car. The officers begin to question the poor turtle. "What happened here?" they ask.
He explains: "Two snails came around the corner and attacked me."
"That's terrible" says one of the officers "Did you get a good look at them?"

"NO!" responded the turtle "It all happened so fast!"

November 15, 2024 at 9:04 PM

Dragonwolf Games

@dragonwolfgames.bsky.social

Smile Run may be taking longer than expected, but I can tell you that I am not adding random features that do not belong in a 3D runner. This crafting feature is very important. I am sure the players will not be bothered when they have to stop the action to craft ice cream.

#fridayjoke

July 10, 2026 at 6:41 PM