Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything theonion.com/conserv...
August 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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“Frightened for the safety of their families.”
America, 2025.
America, 2025.
March 8, 2025 at 1:02 PM
“Frightened for the safety of their families.”
America, 2025.
America, 2025.
‘Sidewalk Closed’ Sign Leaves Pedestrians Frightened, Wandering Helplessly https://theonion.com/sidewalk-closed-sign-leaves-pedestrians-frightened-wandering-helplessly/
May 12, 2026 at 6:00 PM
‘Sidewalk Closed’ Sign Leaves Pedestrians Frightened, Wandering Helplessly https://theonion.com/sidewalk-closed-sign-leaves-pedestrians-frightened-wandering-helplessly/
When Donald was frightened by unarmed protestors, he hid in the White House bunker.
When Donald was frightened by Iranian meanies, he hid in an airline catering truck.
When Donald is frightened by reality, he hides in Fox News.
When Donald was frightened by Iranian meanies, he hid in an airline catering truck.
When Donald is frightened by reality, he hides in Fox News.
August 11, 2026 at 9:11 PM
When Donald was frightened by unarmed protestors, he hid in the White House bunker.
When Donald was frightened by Iranian meanies, he hid in an airline catering truck.
When Donald is frightened by reality, he hides in Fox News.
When Donald was frightened by Iranian meanies, he hid in an airline catering truck.
When Donald is frightened by reality, he hides in Fox News.
Deaf dog dad comforts his pup that's frightened from fireworks: #AGoodPlace
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August 17, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Deaf dog dad comforts his pup that's frightened from fireworks: #AGoodPlace
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Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
Frightened Child Sits Atop Stairs Watching Parents Argue About Ending Of ‘Sopranos’ https://theonion.com/frightened-child-sits-atop-stairs-watching-parents-argue-about-ending-of-sopranos/
March 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Frightened Child Sits Atop Stairs Watching Parents Argue About Ending Of ‘Sopranos’ https://theonion.com/frightened-child-sits-atop-stairs-watching-parents-argue-about-ending-of-sopranos/
Frightened Child Sits Atop Stairs Watching Parents Argue About Ending Of ‘Sopranos’
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March 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Frightened Child Sits Atop Stairs Watching Parents Argue About Ending Of ‘Sopranos’
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This isn't a 'Haha' moment. This man was frightened. Frightened, people!
September 29, 2025 at 4:01 AM
This isn't a 'Haha' moment. This man was frightened. Frightened, people!
Passengers At Gate Saddened By Poor Frightened Plane Loose Inside Airport
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June 18, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Passengers At Gate Saddened By Poor Frightened Plane Loose Inside Airport
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Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything
Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything
FLOWER MOUND, TX—Condemning the “woke left” for what he called the “modern evisceration of masculinity,” local conservative man Hank Daniels confirmed Monday that he was never going to stop being prou...
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November 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything
I'm past being frightened. I am now enraged. They all deserve the FAFO that is happening to them.
March 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I'm past being frightened. I am now enraged. They all deserve the FAFO that is happening to them.
A kitten's first Knicks parade. Looks a little frightened, but he will remember it when he's a grown up cat.
June 18, 2026 at 4:29 PM
A kitten's first Knicks parade. Looks a little frightened, but he will remember it when he's a grown up cat.
i am so frightened for what our future holds
January 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
i am so frightened for what our future holds
This looks and sounds like a very frightened man.
June 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
This looks and sounds like a very frightened man.
This is exactly what a frightened abused wife would send to her family about her abusive husbands actions at thanksgiving, because he’s checking her phone
It’s sick and sad
It’s sick and sad
March 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
This is exactly what a frightened abused wife would send to her family about her abusive husbands actions at thanksgiving, because he’s checking her phone
It’s sick and sad
It’s sick and sad
The first few seconds are all hesitation. The last few are all affection. Somewhere in between, a frightened little dog decided to take a chance on someone.
September 26, 2026 at 5:58 PM
The first few seconds are all hesitation. The last few are all affection. Somewhere in between, a frightened little dog decided to take a chance on someone.
Not “disappeared.”
Erased by frightened small-minded petty racist individuals.
Erased by frightened small-minded petty racist individuals.
Exclusive: Navajo Code Talkers disappear from military websites after Trump DEI order
Navajo Code Talkers get "DEI" label as military info disappears under Trump order
Also vanishing: The Civil War regiment from "Glory," women pilots from WWII and a Medal of Honor winner.
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March 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Not “disappeared.”
Erased by frightened small-minded petty racist individuals.
Erased by frightened small-minded petty racist individuals.
They’re frightened.
June 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
They’re frightened.
we've had dozens of frightened thumbsuckers about The Left endorsing violence but bernie sanders didn't take luigi to the army navy game
December 15, 2024 at 4:00 AM
we've had dozens of frightened thumbsuckers about The Left endorsing violence but bernie sanders didn't take luigi to the army navy game
"Let's not become a nation of frightened silent people." --Navalny
February 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
"Let's not become a nation of frightened silent people." --Navalny
People, please! We're all frightened and horny.
October 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
People, please! We're all frightened and horny.
Fox News issues emergency blanket and cocoa advisory.
February 9, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Fox News issues emergency blanket and cocoa advisory.
ARAGORN: Are you frightened?
FRODO: Yes.
ARAGORN: Not nearly frightened enough-
FRODO: Ok well what the fuck was I meant to say then
FRODO: Yes.
ARAGORN: Not nearly frightened enough-
FRODO: Ok well what the fuck was I meant to say then
December 5, 2024 at 10:59 AM
ARAGORN: Are you frightened?
FRODO: Yes.
ARAGORN: Not nearly frightened enough-
FRODO: Ok well what the fuck was I meant to say then
FRODO: Yes.
ARAGORN: Not nearly frightened enough-
FRODO: Ok well what the fuck was I meant to say then
My friend has inherited a new cat - I'm mildly frightened 🙀
March 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
My friend has inherited a new cat - I'm mildly frightened 🙀
Things are happening that cannot be undone. That's why they're so frightened.
WOW: Absolute RESPECT to Cecilia Culver for delivering a courageous, and kickass, commencement speech that calls out her university's complicity with genocide
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STANDING OVATION!!! | Cecilia Culver, The George Washington University 2025 Commencement Speech
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May 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Things are happening that cannot be undone. That's why they're so frightened.