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People (Specifically NY’ers) hav KNOWN who/what MOST of the Drumpf Fam IS, since Woodie Guthrie (1967)

GENERATIONS of Scumbags/Grifters fromBEFORE 1800-today! *

*REMINDER: Dumalds Grandfather was KICKED OUT of Germany for Deserting Army Duty during WWI, & became a Brothel PIMP in Canada.
December 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
dVerse — Prosery Monday — Old Red

Make of it a parkaFor your soul.-- Alice Walker, fromBefore you knew you owned it Old Red Old Red lives for death. He hovers around villages at dark, urging sober to take just one sip, urging lonely to take in snakes, urging fists instead of hugs. His first memory…
dVerse — Prosery Monday — Old Red
Make of it a parkaFor your soul.-- Alice Walker, fromBefore you knew you owned it Old Red Old Red lives for death. He hovers around villages at dark, urging sober to take just one sip, urging lonely to take in snakes, urging fists instead of hugs. His first memory is of crawling in a cold cave, wearing a filthy diaper, hungry, and crying until his cheeks are dry.
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February 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Eeee I’m glad!

You’re so talented and I’m such a nerd for referencing/telling stories w different mythologies and pantheons (I’ve been working on a Hungarian inspired one, but ya know, frombefore xianity co opted it 😭)
I am also a sucker for transmasc rep 🥹✨
Omg I’m so excited imma see if it works!
March 6, 2026 at 2:27 AM
A kid carried a purple pony into a restaurant, proud, then watched the room go quiet. He decided the pony was the problem. From Before I Had a Flag, Ep 1, is in the archive. read.dearfutureoverlords.com/p/frombefore...
August 4, 2026 at 3:01 PM
It brings back happy memories to see this book again after many years - frombefore the world had heard of generative AI! (at the tech book swap stand at #IBMTechXchange )
October 22, 2024 at 6:43 PM
By the end of the trip the jokes had furniture. Christopher was the rug.

Intent does not revise the floor plan.

From Before I Had a Flag. Hear the full episode: read.dearfutureoverlords.com/p/frombefore...
June 26, 2026 at 9:02 AM
They made my life possible by living theirs. My tribute to them is to live mine just as genuinely, in case someone else needs to see it.

Episode 3 Part 2 is live. From Before I Had a Flag. read.dearfutureoverlords.com/p/frombefore...
June 25, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Episode 3 Part 2: The Couple is live.

They made my life possible by living theirs. My tribute is to live mine just as genuinely, in case someone else needs to see it.

From Before I Had a Flag: read.dearfutureoverlords.com/p/frombefore...
June 25, 2026 at 10:02 AM
The word partners arrived in a plant store in 1996. Christopher's existing categories received it as a containment failure.

Episode 3 Part 2: The Couple drops Thursday. From Before I Had a Flag: read.dearfutureoverlords.com/p/frombefore...
June 24, 2026 at 9:01 AM
The rubric for being 'one of the guys' is entirely undefined. No one issues you a copy. You are simply informed, continuously, that you have failed.

Episode 3 Part 1 is live. From Before I Had a Flag. Hear the full transmission: read.dearfutureoverlords.com/p/frombefore...
June 23, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Episode 3 Part 1: Future Tense is live.

Christopher: One of the guys. An undefined certification. No rubric issued. You are simply informed, continuously, that you have failed.

From Before I Had a Flag: read.dearfutureoverlords.com/p/frombefore...
June 23, 2026 at 9:01 AM
There are rules that get installed in childhood before anyone explains them.

By the time the word arrives, the fear already has furniture.

'Wrong Directions | Part 1' drops Tuesday on Dear Future Overlords.

read.dearfutureoverlords.com/p/frombefore...
June 15, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I always liked that meme frombefore Trump got in the first time:
Daniel Craig as 007 walking next to HM The Queen:

Craig: "And Trump, ma'am?"

HM EIIR: "Just make it look like an accident 007"

Oh, how I wished then it would be true and so many times since
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