Ready to distribute high fructose corn syrup to small humans.
October 31, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Ready to distribute high fructose corn syrup to small humans.
Try as these bell jingling hucksters may, they can never close the Spirit Halloween in our cold dead high-fructose hearts.
November 2, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Try as these bell jingling hucksters may, they can never close the Spirit Halloween in our cold dead high-fructose hearts.
Candy corn is high-fructose ear wax go about your day
October 31, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Candy corn is high-fructose ear wax go about your day
Pigeon seeking fructose friend to get me pikmin merch
November 2, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Pigeon seeking fructose friend to get me pikmin merch
Regular consumption of real sugars (sucrose, fructose, etc) are important for good mental health.
Correlation between popular low-/no-calorie sweeteners and faster cognitive decline in an 8-year study. Includes aspartame, saccharin, acesulfame-K, erythritol, xylitol, sorbitol and tagatose. 🧪
www.neurology.org/doi/10.1212/...
www.neurology.org/doi/10.1212/...
Association Between Consumption of Low- and No-Calorie Artificial Sweeteners and Cognitive Decline | Neurology
Background and ObjectivesConsumption of low- and no-calorie sweeteners (LNCSs) has been associated with adverse
health outcomes. However, little is known about the association between consumption
of L...
www.neurology.org
November 1, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Regular consumption of real sugars (sucrose, fructose, etc) are important for good mental health.
Where's the high fructose corn syrup?
November 4, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Where's the high fructose corn syrup?
gluten intolerance can cause a lot of "secondary intolerances" that are because of intestinal damage and sensitivity and one of those is fructose
November 3, 2026 at 7:03 PM
gluten intolerance can cause a lot of "secondary intolerances" that are because of intestinal damage and sensitivity and one of those is fructose
i really mean high fructose corn syrup vs cane sugar
October 30, 2026 at 6:59 PM
i really mean high fructose corn syrup vs cane sugar
unfortunately the regulatory lack of high fructose corn syrup in foreign candies makes them inferior junk food
perhaps you will learn from this lesson and at last see sunlight Next Halloween
perhaps you will learn from this lesson and at last see sunlight Next Halloween
November 1, 2026 at 1:38 AM
unfortunately the regulatory lack of high fructose corn syrup in foreign candies makes them inferior junk food
perhaps you will learn from this lesson and at last see sunlight Next Halloween
perhaps you will learn from this lesson and at last see sunlight Next Halloween
high fructose corn syrup is only bad because you're doing it wrong, shooting it in your butt is totally fine
October 31, 2026 at 10:07 PM
high fructose corn syrup is only bad because you're doing it wrong, shooting it in your butt is totally fine
Yeah. And conspire to topple the plans of asshole tech-bros, who keep shoving AI algorithms into everything, like it's high fructose corn syrup.
October 29, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Yeah. And conspire to topple the plans of asshole tech-bros, who keep shoving AI algorithms into everything, like it's high fructose corn syrup.
I have leftover toys, stickers and Pokemon cards from last year. I’m not serving high fructose corn syrup.
October 30, 2026 at 10:21 AM
I have leftover toys, stickers and Pokemon cards from last year. I’m not serving high fructose corn syrup.
Literally a marathon! Thanks to Jezza the engine that could for powering through! ✌️
Time to head back to the present and prepare for small creatures to demand high-fructose treats at our doors.
Hope to see you next week #AT40
Time to head back to the present and prepare for small creatures to demand high-fructose treats at our doors.
Hope to see you next week #AT40
October 31, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Literally a marathon! Thanks to Jezza the engine that could for powering through! ✌️
Time to head back to the present and prepare for small creatures to demand high-fructose treats at our doors.
Hope to see you next week #AT40
Time to head back to the present and prepare for small creatures to demand high-fructose treats at our doors.
Hope to see you next week #AT40
I think I tasted a peculiarly concentrated tang of high fructose corn syrup, which could explain it
October 31, 2026 at 3:03 PM
I think I tasted a peculiarly concentrated tang of high fructose corn syrup, which could explain it
Jeden 2. tag 🤭 Meine stimmung ist leider zu sehr von essen abhängig ich weiss nicht wie leute so ganz ohne süßes leben können die essen dann als snack einfach gurke karotte und paprika??? Zumal ich das meiste mit fructose auch gar nicht mehr vertrage 😭😄
November 3, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Jeden 2. tag 🤭 Meine stimmung ist leider zu sehr von essen abhängig ich weiss nicht wie leute so ganz ohne süßes leben können die essen dann als snack einfach gurke karotte und paprika??? Zumal ich das meiste mit fructose auch gar nicht mehr vertrage 😭😄
HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP (my silly name for Sucrose)
SHES so perfect I love her
SHES so perfect I love her
November 3, 2026 at 4:33 PM
HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP (my silly name for Sucrose)
SHES so perfect I love her
SHES so perfect I love her
I hate these stupid people so much. What else can't they get, Buddy?
Jam? Bread? Juice? Butter? Anything with high fructose corn syrup in it?
So sorry it unnerves you so that someone might enjoy a coke but you are cool with someone owning 5 homes, a yacht and belonging to 6 Country Clubs.
Jam? Bread? Juice? Butter? Anything with high fructose corn syrup in it?
So sorry it unnerves you so that someone might enjoy a coke but you are cool with someone owning 5 homes, a yacht and belonging to 6 Country Clubs.
November 2, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I hate these stupid people so much. What else can't they get, Buddy?
Jam? Bread? Juice? Butter? Anything with high fructose corn syrup in it?
So sorry it unnerves you so that someone might enjoy a coke but you are cool with someone owning 5 homes, a yacht and belonging to 6 Country Clubs.
Jam? Bread? Juice? Butter? Anything with high fructose corn syrup in it?
So sorry it unnerves you so that someone might enjoy a coke but you are cool with someone owning 5 homes, a yacht and belonging to 6 Country Clubs.
Tut mir leid dass Du beides hast. Das mit der Fructose stelle ich mir richtig schlimm vor. Aber das habe ich wohl nicht.
Bei mir ist ME der Auslöser, vielleicht geht es bei mir auch mehr um die mastzellen als um das Histamin an sich.
Bei mir ist ME der Auslöser, vielleicht geht es bei mir auch mehr um die mastzellen als um das Histamin an sich.
November 2, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Tut mir leid dass Du beides hast. Das mit der Fructose stelle ich mir richtig schlimm vor. Aber das habe ich wohl nicht.
Bei mir ist ME der Auslöser, vielleicht geht es bei mir auch mehr um die mastzellen als um das Histamin an sich.
Bei mir ist ME der Auslöser, vielleicht geht es bei mir auch mehr um die mastzellen als um das Histamin an sich.
*Nodding confidently* "High fructose oil"
October 28, 2026 at 1:50 AM
*Nodding confidently* "High fructose oil"
they should try inventing candy made with low fructose corn syrup for a change
October 28, 2026 at 2:46 AM
they should try inventing candy made with low fructose corn syrup for a change
[NSFW]
Kink time in Kinachi’s bakery tonight:
Getting out the huge bulk buckets of high fructose corn syrup, scooping up super thick globs of it, and shoving them into your rear over and over >.>
Kink time in Kinachi’s bakery tonight:
Getting out the huge bulk buckets of high fructose corn syrup, scooping up super thick globs of it, and shoving them into your rear over and over >.>
October 27, 2026 at 5:08 PM
[NSFW]
Kink time in Kinachi’s bakery tonight:
Getting out the huge bulk buckets of high fructose corn syrup, scooping up super thick globs of it, and shoving them into your rear over and over >.>
Kink time in Kinachi’s bakery tonight:
Getting out the huge bulk buckets of high fructose corn syrup, scooping up super thick globs of it, and shoving them into your rear over and over >.>
Is it 'add high fructose corn syrup to literally everything'?
October 26, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Is it 'add high fructose corn syrup to literally everything'?
a lot of commercially used sugar is beet sugar but that's still fundamentally the same thing in a way that high fructose corn syrup isn't
October 30, 2026 at 7:20 PM
a lot of commercially used sugar is beet sugar but that's still fundamentally the same thing in a way that high fructose corn syrup isn't
Yeah, it's probably the high fructose corn syrup.
October 26, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Yeah, it's probably the high fructose corn syrup.