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forevernever.bsky.social
to be clear, this is extremely destabilizing, especially when SCOTUS starts to flesh out WHICH religions get this special sword (hint: satanism, FSMism and Islam won't make the list due to something some MP in the English House of Commons said in 1742).
August 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
mjosmurphy.bsky.social
* FSMism is correctly called Pastafarianism. May His Noodliness forgive me, r'Amen.
October 6, 2023 at 5:03 AM
fumire.uri.life.ap.brid.gy
Glória in excélsis Deo 🍝,
et in terra pax homínibus bonæ voluntátis 😋.

https://youtu.be/9WaYCdQ8FOQ

2026-10-09T17:28:47+09:00

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uri.life
October 9, 2026 at 8:29 AM
fumire.uri.life.ap.brid.gy
Glory to the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the highest 🍝,
and on earth peace to those on whom his favor rests 😋.

https://youtu.be/9WaYCdQ8FOQ

2026-10-09T17:28:46+09:00

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uri.life
October 9, 2026 at 8:29 AM
fumire.uri.life.ap.brid.gy
지극히 높은 곳에서는 날아다니는 스파게티 괴물 님께 영광 🍝,
땅에서는 그 분 뜻과 함께 하는 사람들에게 평화 😋.

https://youtu.be/9WaYCdQ8FOQ

2026-10-09T17:28:45+09:00

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uri.life
October 9, 2026 at 8:28 AM
freckley.bsky.social
What if a baby threatens to murder-suicide you if you don't convert to some cringe religion like FSMism
November 15, 2023 at 1:12 AM
fumire.uri.life.ap.brid.gy
성 윌리스 캐리어
#flyingspaghettimonster #fsm #holynoodle #noodle #spaghetti #ramen #pastafarian #noodlyappendage #Pastafarian #fsmism #fsmist
July 12, 2025 at 9:54 AM
ltuhura.bsky.social
They all do, tho. Some even have more.

Even my FSMism has 8 "I'd really rather you didn'ts".
April 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
fumire.uri.life.ap.brid.gy
🍝 Dóminus vobíscum.
😋 Et cum spíritu tuo.
🍝 Orémus.

Impone, Domine 🍝, capiti meo galeam salutis, ad expugnandos diabolicos incursus.

2026-10-06T09:24:20+09:00

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uri.life
October 6, 2026 at 12:24 AM
fumire.uri.life.ap.brid.gy
사람은 면만으로 살지 않고, 날아다니는 스파게티 괴물 님에게서 나오는 모든 말씀으로 산다 🍞.

One does not live by noodle alone, but by every word that comes forth from the Flying Spaghetti Monster 🍞.

#flyingspaghettimonster #fsm #holynoodle #themeatball #thesauce #spaghetti #ramen #pastafarian #noodlyappendage #fsmism #fsmist #pirate
April 17, 2026 at 4:52 AM
fumire.uri.life.ap.brid.gy
🍝 날아다니는 스파게티 괴물 님께서 여러분과 함께.
😋 또한 주교의 면발과 함께 하소서.
🍝 기도합시다.

저의 주님, 날아다니는 스파게티 괴물 님 🍝, 제 머리에 구원의 마스크를 씌우시어 마귀의 공격을 막아내게 하소서.

2026-10-06T09:24:19+09:00

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uri.life
October 6, 2026 at 12:24 AM
fumire.uri.life.ap.brid.gy
🍝 날아다니는 스파게티 괴물 님께서 여러분과 함께.
😋 또한 주교의 면발과 함께 하소서.
🍝 기도합시다.

저에게 힘을 주시는 분, 날아다니는 스파게티 괴물 님 안에서 저는 모든 것을 할 수 있습니다 🍜.

2026-10-06T01:03:48+09:00

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uri.life
October 5, 2026 at 4:03 PM
fumire.uri.life.ap.brid.gy
🍝 Dóminus vobíscum.
😋 Et cum spíritu tuo.
🍝 Orémus.

Impone, Domine 🍝, capiti meo galeam salutis, ad expugnandos diabolicos incursus.

2026-10-04T10:36:40+09:00

#flyingspaghettimonster #fsm #holynoodle #themeatball #thesauce #spaghetti #ramen #pastafarian #noodlyappendage #fsmism #fsmist […]
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uri.life
October 4, 2026 at 1:37 AM
fumire.uri.life.ap.brid.gy
🍝 Dóminus vobíscum.
😋 Et cum spíritu tuo.
🍝 Oremus.

Impone, Domine 🍝, capiti meo galeam salutis, ad expugnandos diabolicos incursus.

#flyingspaghettimonster #fsm #holynoodle #noodle #spaghetti #ramen #pastafarian #noodlyappendage #Pastafarian #fsmism #fsmist
November 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
fumire.uri.life.ap.brid.gy
🍝 Dóminus vobíscum.
😋 Et cum spíritu tuo.
🍝 Oremus.

Impone, Domine 🍝, capiti meo galeam salutis,
ad expugnandos diabolicos incursus.

#flyingspaghettimonster #fsm #holynoodle #themeatball #thesauce #spaghetti #ramen #pastafarian #noodlyappendage #fsmism #fsmist #pirate #divineoffice […]
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uri.life
June 8, 2026 at 1:48 AM
fumire.uri.life.ap.brid.gy
지극히 높은 곳에서는 날아다니는 스파게티 괴물 님께 영광 🍝,
땅에서는 그 분 뜻과 함께 하는 사람들에게 평화 😋.

https://youtu.be/_Pp0AUPR4Dw

2026-08-28T16:00:11+09:00

#flyingspaghettimonster #fsm #holynoodle #themeatball #thesauce #spaghetti #ramen #pastafarian #noodlyappendage #fsmism #fsmist #pirate #divineoffice #dailyoffice #breviary […]
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uri.life
August 28, 2026 at 7:00 AM
fumire.uri.life.ap.brid.gy
🍝 Dóminus vobíscum.
😋 Et cum spíritu tuo.
🍝 Oremus.

Dealba me, Domine 🍝, et munda cor meum: ut, in Sanguine Agni dealbatus 🥫, gaudiis perfruat sempiternis.

#flyingspaghettimonster #fsm #holynoodle #noodle #spaghetti #ramen #pastafarian #noodlyappendage #Pastafarian #fsmism #fsmist
November 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
fumire.uri.life.ap.brid.gy
🍝 Dóminus vobíscum.
😋 Et cum spíritu tuo.
🍝 Oremus.

Dealba me, Domine 🍝, et munda cor meum: ut, in Sanguine Agni dealbatus 🥫, gaudiis perfruat sempiternis.

#flyingspaghettimonster #fsm #holynoodle #noodle #spaghetti #ramen #pastafarian #noodlyappendage #Pastafarian #fsmism #fsmist
November 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
fumire.uri.life.ap.brid.gy
🍝 날아다니는 스파게티 괴물 님께서 여러분과 함께.
😋 또한 주교의 면발과 함께 하소서.
🍝 기도합시다.

저의 주님, 날아다니는 스파게티 괴물 님 🍝, 제 머리에 구원의 마스크를 씌우시어 마귀의 공격을 막아내게 하소서.

2026-10-04T10:36:38+09:00

#flyingspaghettimonster #fsm #holynoodle #themeatball #thesauce #spaghetti #ramen #pastafarian #noodlyappendage #fsmism #fsmist #pirate […]
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uri.life
October 4, 2026 at 1:36 AM
fumire.uri.life.ap.brid.gy
🍝 날아다니는 스파게티 괴물 님께서 여러분과 함께.
😋 또한 주교의 면발과 함께 하소서.
🍝 기도합시다.

저의 주님, 날아다니는 스파게티 괴물 님 🍝, 제 머리에 구원의 마스크를 씌우시어 마귀의 공격을 막아내게 하소서.

2025-11-30T09:41:11+09:00

#flyingspaghettimonster #fsm #holynoodle #noodle #spaghetti #ramen #pastafarian #noodlyappendage #Pastafarian #fsmism #fsmist
November 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
fumire.uri.life.ap.brid.gy
Glória in excélsis Deo 🍝,
et in terra pax homínibus bonæ voluntátis 😋.

https://youtu.be/9WaYCdQ8FOQ

2026-10-02T16:00:24+09:00

#flyingspaghettimonster #fsm #holynoodle #themeatball #thesauce #spaghetti #ramen #pastafarian #noodlyappendage #fsmism #fsmist #pirate #divineoffice #dailyoffice […]
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uri.life
October 2, 2026 at 7:02 AM
fumire.uri.life.ap.brid.gy
Glory to the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the highest 🍝,
and on earth peace to those on whom his favor rests 😋.

https://youtu.be/9WaYCdQ8FOQ

2026-10-02T16:00:24+09:00

#flyingspaghettimonster #fsm #holynoodle #themeatball #thesauce #spaghetti #ramen #pastafarian #noodlyappendage #fsmism #fsmist […]
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uri.life
October 2, 2026 at 7:01 AM
fumire.uri.life.ap.brid.gy
지극히 높은 곳에서는 날아다니는 스파게티 괴물 님께 영광 🍝,
땅에서는 그 분 뜻과 함께 하는 사람들에게 평화 😋.

https://youtu.be/9WaYCdQ8FOQ

2026-10-02T16:00:23+09:00

#flyingspaghettimonster #fsm #holynoodle #themeatball #thesauce #spaghetti #ramen #pastafarian #noodlyappendage #fsmism #fsmist #pirate #divineoffice #dailyoffice #breviary […]
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uri.life
October 2, 2026 at 7:01 AM
phoenixperson.bsky.social
RAmen
Picture of a page from "The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster" by Bobby Henderson (yes, I own a hard copy) Chapter heading reads "The Pastafarian Guide to Propaganda" Additional text, under a subheading "Spreading His Word", reads as follows: "Now that you know some of the science and history behind Pastafarianism, you may feel that you're ready to go out and spread His Word. With this in mind, it is important to remember that one of the central ideas of FSMism is the idea of inclusion. Anyone can be a member, no matter their age, race, background, or even their religious affiliation. As we've stated earlier, we do not base our beliefs on dogma--if we did, we'd have to think that we're absolutely right about everything. Only assholes think that way. And Pastafarians are not assholes. So remember, Pastafarians are not assholes. We simply deliver His Word and let the people decide."
April 17, 2026 at 3:54 PM
fumire.uri.life.ap.brid.gy
🍝 Dóminus vobíscum.
😋 Et cum spíritu tuo.
🍝 Orémus.

Impone, Domine 🍝, capiti meo galeam salutis, ad expugnandos diabolicos incursus.

2026-10-01T09:06:23+09:00

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uri.life
October 1, 2026 at 12:06 AM