Absolute scenes. substack.com/@ftav/note/c...
FT Alphaville (@ftav)
Absolute scenes.
substack.com
February 6, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Absolute scenes. substack.com/@ftav/note/c...
Yes, it even made into the FTAV newsletter........................................................
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September 18, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Yes, it even made into the FTAV newsletter........................................................
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FTAV has more fun than anyone else in journalism, and you’re all just jealous. 💅
I'd ask whether everyone is okay over at the FT but it is evident they are not.
May 29, 2026 at 7:42 PM
FTAV has more fun than anyone else in journalism, and you’re all just jealous. 💅
The vibe in FTAV Towers today:
August 25, 2025 at 8:55 AM
The vibe in FTAV Towers today:
FTAV finally has its own banner! (Too late for the art of the chart show, but hey ho)
March 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
FTAV finally has its own banner! (Too late for the art of the chart show, but hey ho)
Washington DC is about to be FTAV pub quiz’d.
February 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Washington DC is about to be FTAV pub quiz’d.
🚨 Maybe correlation ≠ causation but we're taking the win www.ft.com/content/46e2...
Bank of England follows FTAV advice
Although maybe correlation ≠ causation
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September 17, 2026 at 6:04 PM
🚨 Maybe correlation ≠ causation but we're taking the win www.ft.com/content/46e2...
If Alphaville was running the UK’s Debt Management Office . . .
Pulay for a day
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May 29, 2026 at 5:59 AM
March 3, 2025 at 8:48 AM
ICYMI: a newsletter on orbital data centres from December. open.substack.com/pub/ftav/p/s...
And, from last week, on SpaceXAIsla.
open.substack.com/pub/ftav/p/w...
Like and subscribe y'all.
And, from last week, on SpaceXAIsla.
open.substack.com/pub/ftav/p/w...
Like and subscribe y'all.
February 2, 2026 at 10:10 PM
ICYMI: a newsletter on orbital data centres from December. open.substack.com/pub/ftav/p/s...
And, from last week, on SpaceXAIsla.
open.substack.com/pub/ftav/p/w...
Like and subscribe y'all.
And, from last week, on SpaceXAIsla.
open.substack.com/pub/ftav/p/w...
Like and subscribe y'all.
In which I am egregiously slandered* by team at FTAV
*modestly corrected on a technicality which is actually the slightly better approach but doesn’t change the conclusion.
*modestly corrected on a technicality which is actually the slightly better approach but doesn’t change the conclusion.
June 17, 2026 at 8:53 PM
In which I am egregiously slandered* by team at FTAV
*modestly corrected on a technicality which is actually the slightly better approach but doesn’t change the conclusion.
*modestly corrected on a technicality which is actually the slightly better approach but doesn’t change the conclusion.
had a quiz-tastic night last night, reading some qns like an ersatz Carol Vorderman. Should not have had the last white wine but hey ho.
Some proper FTAV quiz superfans in here. Very very very few women.
Kudos to the winners.
www.ft.com/content/727d...
Some proper FTAV quiz superfans in here. Very very very few women.
Kudos to the winners.
www.ft.com/content/727d...
Repeat FTAV Pub Quiz winner, we repeat, repeat FTAV Pub Quiz winner!
You want to get quizzical, quizzical?
www.ft.com
October 24, 2025 at 12:12 PM
had a quiz-tastic night last night, reading some qns like an ersatz Carol Vorderman. Should not have had the last white wine but hey ho.
Some proper FTAV quiz superfans in here. Very very very few women.
Kudos to the winners.
www.ft.com/content/727d...
Some proper FTAV quiz superfans in here. Very very very few women.
Kudos to the winners.
www.ft.com/content/727d...
🚨 My first nature of money post in FTAV cc @lorcanrk.bsky.social on.ft.com/44l12Nk
Are stablecoins money?
And are parallels to the era of Free Banking any good?
on.ft.com
June 26, 2025 at 6:37 AM
🚨 My first nature of money post in FTAV cc @lorcanrk.bsky.social on.ft.com/44l12Nk
open.substack.com/pub/ftav/p/w...
I’ve been ranting about how insanely overvalued Tesla is for years but @alphaville.ft.com does it so much better - forget the numbers dudes it’s all about the vibes!
I’ve been ranting about how insanely overvalued Tesla is for years but @alphaville.ft.com does it so much better - forget the numbers dudes it’s all about the vibes!
What becomes of Tesla when another circus comes to town?
Also: dollar dominance, defence, depreciation, dodgy data, dying town centres, and dining with vultures
open.substack.com
January 30, 2026 at 12:29 PM
open.substack.com/pub/ftav/p/w...
I’ve been ranting about how insanely overvalued Tesla is for years but @alphaville.ft.com does it so much better - forget the numbers dudes it’s all about the vibes!
I’ve been ranting about how insanely overvalued Tesla is for years but @alphaville.ft.com does it so much better - forget the numbers dudes it’s all about the vibes!
Free @bryce.lol writing unavailable on other platforms + a round up of all the @alphaville.ft.com posts for the week not enough?
FTAV Substack also grabs top charts made by MainFT. This one shows LLMs have just overtaken humans in web content volume.
open.substack.com/pub/ftav/p/p...
FTAV Substack also grabs top charts made by MainFT. This one shows LLMs have just overtaken humans in web content volume.
open.substack.com/pub/ftav/p/p...
November 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Free @bryce.lol writing unavailable on other platforms + a round up of all the @alphaville.ft.com posts for the week not enough?
FTAV Substack also grabs top charts made by MainFT. This one shows LLMs have just overtaken humans in web content volume.
open.substack.com/pub/ftav/p/p...
FTAV Substack also grabs top charts made by MainFT. This one shows LLMs have just overtaken humans in web content volume.
open.substack.com/pub/ftav/p/p...
Come have drinks with FTAV in London on July 10 on.ft.com/44pKyU6
Come have drinks with FTAV in London on July 10
No tickets required
on.ft.com
July 3, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Come have drinks with FTAV in London on July 10 on.ft.com/44pKyU6
🚨 How much does cryptocrime pay?
I parse a long & fascinating report into an FTAV post with charts.
on.ft.com/3XPQ1RA
I parse a long & fascinating report into an FTAV post with charts.
on.ft.com/3XPQ1RA
How much does cryptocrime pay?
Long ‘pig butchering’, short ransomware was the trade of 2024
on.ft.com
March 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
🚨 How much does cryptocrime pay?
I parse a long & fascinating report into an FTAV post with charts.
on.ft.com/3XPQ1RA
I parse a long & fascinating report into an FTAV post with charts.
on.ft.com/3XPQ1RA
admit it FTAV is now an events company with a blog as a side hustle
February 9, 2025 at 11:02 AM
admit it FTAV is now an events company with a blog as a side hustle