#fucker
pick up the phone ask is this the money boss said it's your boss are you really not showing up to work toda-*click* hung up on that mother fucker
September 30, 2026 at 1:16 PM
and yet it'll never come up with this
September 30, 2026 at 1:12 PM
There has to be video of Senator John Kennedy on Jan. 6, probably hiding in a closet. Please put it on the air and repeat 24/7. Expose that fucker as the wimp he is.
September 30, 2026 at 1:10 PM
i fear im conditioning myself into a qianbei fucker (<guy whos absolutely been a qianbei fucker before)

but also. ALSO... HNNNGGDDGGGFGHHH the way gaming said it makes me think of qiao yifan again ... hnnnggggfff
September 30, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Gabe Evans is a goddamn LIAR.

Fucker boards THREE COWS & calls himself a rancher.

He gets kickbacks from oil and gas, wants FAR MORE data centers.

Refuses to hold open townhalls, messages left with NO CALLBACKS, completely unreachable.

Votes 💯💯💯💯 of the time w Fat Hitler.
September 30, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Starts reading warriors again 😏
But also if anyone has solid monster fucker book recommendations, I’m very open to that 🫣
September 30, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Do we all turn into pumpkins or something at midnight?
Asking for a friend...
Who is me.
I am my friend.
I mean, I have to live with the fucker. So... #bi #BiMonth #BiVisibility #BanterWithMyself
September 30, 2026 at 1:02 PM
hate this fucker
September 30, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Man. Crooked, ugly, stupid… all the best qualities of Texas, no?

I kid I kid, this fucker is absolutely trash, Texas’s knows better than to elect this corporate asshat who love data centers.
Ken Paxton: The only thing that really saves us is that the Supreme Court came along and allowed Super PACs. Otherwise... I would be sitting here and never have a chance...
September 30, 2026 at 1:01 PM
It’ll be a true test to see who’s the Queen tentacle fucker 😌💦
September 30, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Fucker needs to resign.
September 30, 2026 at 12:50 PM
State of this weird fucker.

Yet another Manchester City character that has words to say but none of them condemn cheating…
September 30, 2026 at 12:44 PM
The orange creature wants Zelenskyy dead. He would not go along with his lies about Biden and his fate was sealed, no one crosses the Nazi King. He has also likely promised BFF putin that he can have Ukraine. It's been obvious for years. Screaming at him in the Oval with the couch fucker.
More than half of Ukraine’s F-16s are reportedly caught in maintenance delays, WSJ reports. The jets require major inspections after 300 flight hours, but work that normally takes 2-6 weeks in the US can take up to 40 weeks in Belgium, according to a retired US admiral. #Ukraine
September 30, 2026 at 12:43 PM
THERE IS ONLY 1 PLACE FOR THIS SOUTH AFRICAN FUCKER TO GO.
AND 1 WAY TO GO!
Musk helped put Trump in the White House.
He's now standing beside him making announcements about AI after meeting with Xi and the other CEOs.
"I think it's worth highlighting the positive benefits of AI -- SI, pardon me. I think by far the most likely outcome is major abundance." #cdnpoli
September 30, 2026 at 12:39 PM
This! What a self righteous nasty old fucker.
September 30, 2026 at 12:35 PM
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September 30, 2026 at 12:35 PM
I think I am running out of steam with #GhostofYotei. I'm on the Kitsune boss fight and I just can't beat the fucker. He's too fast with that goddamn kusarigama so I always miss the parries and I've come into the fight with only 1 sake and 3 tennis balls
September 30, 2026 at 12:29 PM
That hairy fucker under me? Hell yeah!
September 30, 2026 at 12:27 PM
WOW i want this hot Fucker, to fuck me hard 24/7 🔥😋😍
Where can i find him?????
September 30, 2026 at 12:26 PM
WOW i want this hot Fucker, to fuck me hard 24/7 🔥😋😍
Where can i find him?????
September 30, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Hot Damn! I want to join you, sexy fucker!
😍😋🤤🚿🫧🐽👅♨️❤️🍆😀😈💦
September 30, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Once the Liberty Bibberty is dead and buried we can make this fucker cover his eyes back up.
September 30, 2026 at 12:17 PM
did this fucker just click his heels
September 30, 2026 at 12:16 PM