#fuckfruit
July 15, 2025 at 1:00 PM
God the urge to be turned into a permaberry fuckblimp boywife fuckfruit is real~
July 5, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I was told jackfruit is just like eating pulled pork. It isn't.

I have since forgiven it though, due to this image.
November 27, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Got a rash on my hands and I’m 100 percent blaming it on the fact I ate fruit that wasn’t puréed betwix sponge bookends.

This is what happens.

#fuckfruit

#notlikethat
August 31, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Wow, I'm sure this won't fail like the 20 other times syndicated TV has tried to move to short-form video. It's almost like the demographic they're after only cares about serendipitous algorithm-fed slop. They don't USE Paramount. Fuckfruit Island or w/e is adjacent to their social media runoff.
July 23, 2026 at 4:34 AM