Great work, fucksticks.
February 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Great work, fucksticks.
Government of the petty little overpaid fucksticks, by the petty little overpaid fucksticks, for the petty little overpaid fucksticks.
March 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Government of the petty little overpaid fucksticks, by the petty little overpaid fucksticks, for the petty little overpaid fucksticks.
THE WEATHER DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT BORDERS, YOU DELUDED FUCKSTICKS
February 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
THE WEATHER DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT BORDERS, YOU DELUDED FUCKSTICKS
Dear Prince's Estate: Sue the living fuck out of these depraved fucksticks.
March 7, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Dear Prince's Estate: Sue the living fuck out of these depraved fucksticks.
one of my friends punched one of these fucksticks and i couldn’t be prouder.
glad they’re seeing more repercussions.
glad they’re seeing more repercussions.
April 20, 2025 at 5:03 AM
one of my friends punched one of these fucksticks and i couldn’t be prouder.
glad they’re seeing more repercussions.
glad they’re seeing more repercussions.
You conservative fucksticks must be so fucking happy today. I hate it. --Justice Elie "8 to 1" Mystal, dissenting.
June 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
You conservative fucksticks must be so fucking happy today. I hate it. --Justice Elie "8 to 1" Mystal, dissenting.
Uh oh, Hillary just called Trump supporters "a Quiver of Fucksticks"
October 31, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Uh oh, Hillary just called Trump supporters "a Quiver of Fucksticks"
Freeze you maga fucksticks.
January 17, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Freeze you maga fucksticks.
Turning in expense reports like
October 19, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Turning in expense reports like
I hate these fucksticks so fucking much 🤬🤬🤬🤬
BREAKING: Credible whistleblower discloses that FBI forensic experts were ordered to stand down from processing the scene where Renee Good was killed, because Kash Patel did not want Good referenced as a “victim” in the warrant.
March 2, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I hate these fucksticks so fucking much 🤬🤬🤬🤬
I will admit the high price of groceries is really hitting me right now because I’M BUYING GROCERIES TO DELIVER TO MY NEIGHBORS WHO CAN’T LEAVE THE HOUSE BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT HAS SENT AN OCCUPYING FORCE OF FUCKSTICKS TO MY CITY.
NEW: In this interview, Chuck Schumer describes the "five buckets" Dems think are key to their possibly winning a Senate majority in 2026: housing, "the high price of food [and] food monopolies playing a major role there," electricity, "the high cost of childcare," and health care.
Zero Chucks Left to Give
Chuck Schumer now sees a path back to the majority. Can he manage his way through it?
www.thebulwark.com
January 19, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I will admit the high price of groceries is really hitting me right now because I’M BUYING GROCERIES TO DELIVER TO MY NEIGHBORS WHO CAN’T LEAVE THE HOUSE BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT HAS SENT AN OCCUPYING FORCE OF FUCKSTICKS TO MY CITY.
Texas Republicans will be known as the cheaters of Texas and the United States Constitution. The fucksticks!
August 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Texas Republicans will be known as the cheaters of Texas and the United States Constitution. The fucksticks!
That's maybe two or three hundred fucksticks.
I really hope "huge" in this context is sarcastic.
I really hope "huge" in this context is sarcastic.
At the Rededicate 250 event on the National Mall today today, the product of a public-private partnership with the federal government to “rededicate America to one nation under God.”
Lines to get in are huge.
Lines to get in are huge.
May 17, 2026 at 7:54 PM
That's maybe two or three hundred fucksticks.
I really hope "huge" in this context is sarcastic.
I really hope "huge" in this context is sarcastic.
Statement from the Office of the Bretwalda.
Greenland is herby placed under our protection.
Your move Yingees fucksticks.
Greenland is herby placed under our protection.
Your move Yingees fucksticks.
January 7, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Statement from the Office of the Bretwalda.
Greenland is herby placed under our protection.
Your move Yingees fucksticks.
Greenland is herby placed under our protection.
Your move Yingees fucksticks.
Ed Balls
Large boulder the size of a large boulder
Rice truck
Teeth teeth teeth
My personal favourite is a CNN anchor tweeting to Fox News “Weather is not climate, you willfully ignorant fucksticks.”
Large boulder the size of a large boulder
Rice truck
Teeth teeth teeth
My personal favourite is a CNN anchor tweeting to Fox News “Weather is not climate, you willfully ignorant fucksticks.”
April 2, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Ed Balls
Large boulder the size of a large boulder
Rice truck
Teeth teeth teeth
My personal favourite is a CNN anchor tweeting to Fox News “Weather is not climate, you willfully ignorant fucksticks.”
Large boulder the size of a large boulder
Rice truck
Teeth teeth teeth
My personal favourite is a CNN anchor tweeting to Fox News “Weather is not climate, you willfully ignorant fucksticks.”
Fucksticks, twathammer, jizzlobster, shitwizard…
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June 22, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Fucksticks, twathammer, jizzlobster, shitwizard…
April 1, 2025 at 12:26 PM
something like 80% of the entire country is now "downwardly mobile" you Mammonite fucksticks
July 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
something like 80% of the entire country is now "downwardly mobile" you Mammonite fucksticks
"Fucksticks. Mother's cunt. Fucksticks."
September 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
"Fucksticks. Mother's cunt. Fucksticks."
You do not in fact have to hand it to South Park, the glibertarian fucksticks that directly contributed to the political climate that brought us Trump.
You don't get to promote almost 30 years of "caring about things is stupid" and then get applause for finally coming down off your
fence.
You don't get to promote almost 30 years of "caring about things is stupid" and then get applause for finally coming down off your
fence.
July 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
You do not in fact have to hand it to South Park, the glibertarian fucksticks that directly contributed to the political climate that brought us Trump.
You don't get to promote almost 30 years of "caring about things is stupid" and then get applause for finally coming down off your
fence.
You don't get to promote almost 30 years of "caring about things is stupid" and then get applause for finally coming down off your
fence.
And these same fucksticks call Rittenhouse a hero.
December 19, 2024 at 7:31 PM
And these same fucksticks call Rittenhouse a hero.
Note to right wing influencers: you can't just row back from supporting Trump in 2024 & all the 'he'll be a great president 2nd time around crap you spouted... nobody receives a 'get out of jail free' card in this game of fucksticks monopoly.
April 7, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Note to right wing influencers: you can't just row back from supporting Trump in 2024 & all the 'he'll be a great president 2nd time around crap you spouted... nobody receives a 'get out of jail free' card in this game of fucksticks monopoly.