5am. Wide awake. Brain has taken me doon an online rabbit hole aboot Syria. I'm wondering if this is cos of:
a) random ADHD-curious thoughts
b) perimenopause-induced insomnia
c) erratic sleeping patterns due to mad puppy
d) being stressed oot ma tights
e) all of the above
Conclusion: fuctifano 🫤
a) random ADHD-curious thoughts
b) perimenopause-induced insomnia
c) erratic sleeping patterns due to mad puppy
d) being stressed oot ma tights
e) all of the above
Conclusion: fuctifano 🫤
December 19, 2024 at 5:45 AM
5am. Wide awake. Brain has taken me doon an online rabbit hole aboot Syria. I'm wondering if this is cos of:
a) random ADHD-curious thoughts
b) perimenopause-induced insomnia
c) erratic sleeping patterns due to mad puppy
d) being stressed oot ma tights
e) all of the above
Conclusion: fuctifano 🫤
a) random ADHD-curious thoughts
b) perimenopause-induced insomnia
c) erratic sleeping patterns due to mad puppy
d) being stressed oot ma tights
e) all of the above
Conclusion: fuctifano 🫤
Boxing Day check-in Scottish stylee 🏴 Where ye's all at?
I'm 💜+🤍 & working on💛
🩵 Gallus (awesome)
💜 Brand new (fine)
♥️ Riddled wi' the fear (hungover)
💚 Having a rer ter (enjoying the festivities)
🖤 Scunnered wi' it aw (pissed off)
🤍 Done in (tired)
💛 Mad wae it (intoxicated)
💙 Fuctifano (no idea)
I'm 💜+🤍 & working on💛
🩵 Gallus (awesome)
💜 Brand new (fine)
♥️ Riddled wi' the fear (hungover)
💚 Having a rer ter (enjoying the festivities)
🖤 Scunnered wi' it aw (pissed off)
🤍 Done in (tired)
💛 Mad wae it (intoxicated)
💙 Fuctifano (no idea)
December 26, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Boxing Day check-in Scottish stylee 🏴 Where ye's all at?
I'm 💜+🤍 & working on💛
🩵 Gallus (awesome)
💜 Brand new (fine)
♥️ Riddled wi' the fear (hungover)
💚 Having a rer ter (enjoying the festivities)
🖤 Scunnered wi' it aw (pissed off)
🤍 Done in (tired)
💛 Mad wae it (intoxicated)
💙 Fuctifano (no idea)
I'm 💜+🤍 & working on💛
🩵 Gallus (awesome)
💜 Brand new (fine)
♥️ Riddled wi' the fear (hungover)
💚 Having a rer ter (enjoying the festivities)
🖤 Scunnered wi' it aw (pissed off)
🤍 Done in (tired)
💛 Mad wae it (intoxicated)
💙 Fuctifano (no idea)
Language lesson for the day:
April 2, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Language lesson for the day:
Fuctifano.
Wordle 1,756 4/6
⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜
⬜🟨⬜🟨🟩
🟩⬜🟨🟨🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,756 4/6
⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜
⬜🟨⬜🟨🟩
🟩⬜🟨🟨🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
April 10, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Fuctifano.
Wordle 1,756 4/6
⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜
⬜🟨⬜🟨🟩
🟩⬜🟨🟨🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,756 4/6
⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜
⬜🟨⬜🟨🟩
🟩⬜🟨🟨🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Green tea or coffee. Decisions, decisions. The ceramic cup holds the answer.
March 19, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Green tea or coffee. Decisions, decisions. The ceramic cup holds the answer.
I think Miss Fuctifano was the music teacher at school 🤔
September 23, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I think Miss Fuctifano was the music teacher at school 🤔
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
November 20, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
The answer to the top left picture is “fuctifano” but they didn’t publish that one.
December 12, 2025 at 11:15 AM
The answer to the top left picture is “fuctifano” but they didn’t publish that one.
Twinned with the Italian region of
![Streetsign-like plaque with the Glaswegian slang “Fuctifano” (as in “[I’ll be] fucked if I know”)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:33wxrfjgekrnzvs56u553lip/bafkreibinh556tfmrgf3wwvtexv7nynabxvj7hcmlwhdb5tl6skcdhjrom)
June 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Twinned with the Italian region of
Fuctifano. Actually- it's for people who use swear filters, and for those who used the dead bird site in earlier times, to stop their account from being banned. BlueSky has no such qualms. Honestly, it's a hangover from a site that was fucked from the moment Jack Dorsey left.
April 8, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Fuctifano. Actually- it's for people who use swear filters, and for those who used the dead bird site in earlier times, to stop their account from being banned. BlueSky has no such qualms. Honestly, it's a hangover from a site that was fucked from the moment Jack Dorsey left.
It’s been so long since I was on twitter that I have forgotten how to do it. I remember I was quite good at it. Had a fair few followers and that.
#fuctifano #HowDoIDoThis?
#fuctifano #HowDoIDoThis?
April 5, 2025 at 12:03 PM
It’s been so long since I was on twitter that I have forgotten how to do it. I remember I was quite good at it. Had a fair few followers and that.
#fuctifano #HowDoIDoThis?
#fuctifano #HowDoIDoThis?
Just imagine how many Fuctifano jokes we’re going to get between now and summer.
December 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Just imagine how many Fuctifano jokes we’re going to get between now and summer.
A guide to British English.
Lesson 1:
Fuctifano
A statement of condolence that one doesn't know the answer to your question.
Example;
"Is this the way to Watling Street?"
"Fuctifano pal."
Lesson 1:
Fuctifano
A statement of condolence that one doesn't know the answer to your question.
Example;
"Is this the way to Watling Street?"
"Fuctifano pal."
April 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM
A guide to British English.
Lesson 1:
Fuctifano
A statement of condolence that one doesn't know the answer to your question.
Example;
"Is this the way to Watling Street?"
"Fuctifano pal."
Lesson 1:
Fuctifano
A statement of condolence that one doesn't know the answer to your question.
Example;
"Is this the way to Watling Street?"
"Fuctifano pal."