#function
It turns out markets don’t like corruption either.
Markets rip when elections function and democracy works.
November 4, 2026 at 11:58 AM
the vibe at basically every Republican election night function
November 4, 2026 at 5:15 AM
online progressive politics is just a bunch of mentally ill people who can barely function nagging other mentally ill people who can't function
November 4, 2026 at 12:07 AM
painful even with a rewind function!
November 3, 2026 at 4:25 AM
me at the romance book function
I feel God in this liberal echo chamber tonight.
November 4, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Disassociating at the function
October 31, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Literally me everytime I see another blue pup hood at the function
October 30, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Gecko: Intent to Prototype: CSS ident() substitution function
Gecko: Intent to Prototype: CSS ident() substitution function
Gecko: Intent to Prototype: CSS ident() substitution function
groups.google.com
November 2, 2026 at 5:07 PM
at the “too tired to function” part of the sick
November 3, 2026 at 5:29 AM
trans women when there will be blueberry inflation porn at the function
November 4, 2026 at 8:12 AM
I’m not wearing underwear to the function
November 1, 2026 at 1:49 AM
no, but that's not necessarily just a function of car juice price, it's also a function of "holy shit i didn't vote for the president to unilaterally decide to start a war"
November 4, 2026 at 5:13 AM
How I'm showing up to every function now that I have a Black Lady™ governor:
November 4, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Excruciating watching my school fall all over itself to pay obeisance to these companies when it’s clear to anyone who does the math that they can’t function without a captive audience
November 3, 2026 at 2:30 PM
be careful what oomfs you hang around they might do this for The Bit at the function
November 2, 2026 at 1:39 AM
how i arrive at the function
November 3, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Higher spending on pensions (and healthcare) is a function of higher life expectancy and a more affluent society. It's happened everywhere in the developed world.
Britain's welfare ratchet.

My column for @financialtimes.com. Political incentives, rising expectations on the state & deeper economic failings make the UK's benefits system hard to rein in.

as.ft.com/r/6975773d-1...
November 1, 2026 at 4:20 PM
wish i was just a stupid mutt with no higher brain function
November 3, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Apparently the answer can be given by the function f:All - 1
November 2, 2026 at 7:44 PM
wizard showed up at the function last night
November 1, 2026 at 2:44 AM
fire marshal shutting down a function because the unc-to-square-foot ratio has exceeded municipal limits
November 4, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Okay, so carrier protocols. I imagine they function like a security program at times, sort of (don't take it too literally, I know crap about computers). They have a core function which is looking after the development of the sparkling. That in itself comes in many different forms. +
Been thinking so much about carrier protocols and how they affect the processor during gestation lately. I'm in such a mood lately 😩
November 2, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Bluesky please add a function to repost this a thousand times
It’s incredibly important to recognize that Democrats running up the score so high they exceeded the margins of fuckery is not a sign of democratic health. It is a time-limited reprieve to secure the government before we lose it. This was the failure of the Biden Era that cannot be repeated.
November 4, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Gecko: Intent to Prototype: CSS inherit() substitution function
Gecko: Intent to Prototype: CSS inherit() substitution function
Gecko: Intent to Prototype: CSS inherit() substitution function
groups.google.com
November 2, 2026 at 4:11 PM
They had to go I couldn’t function as beautiful as they were
November 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM