Report: Dad Wants To Show You Where Fuse Box Is https://theonion.com/report-dad-wants-to-show-you-where-fuse-box-is-1819577825/
May 29, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Report: Dad Wants To Show You Where Fuse Box Is https://theonion.com/report-dad-wants-to-show-you-where-fuse-box-is-1819577825/
coward. light the damn fuse.
NEW from me: Russ Vought was on the verge of breaking the mortgage market by shutting down a core function provided by CFPB. But he blinked, and in so doing revealed that regulation is actually pretty important.
prospect.org/economy/2025...
prospect.org/economy/2025...
Vought Restores CFPB Procedure That Sustains Mortgage Markets
The situation reveals that sometimes, even arsonists need the building they’re burning down to stay upright.
prospect.org
February 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
coward. light the damn fuse.
You can have no rage, Republicans, when you lit the fuse.
You just got outplayed
You just got outplayed
April 22, 2026 at 1:43 AM
You can have no rage, Republicans, when you lit the fuse.
You just got outplayed
You just got outplayed
Light the fuse, then cry about the explosion. Classic MAGA.
September 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Light the fuse, then cry about the explosion. Classic MAGA.
The fuse may be long, but it burns hot.
One man protest in Lone Tree, Iowa, pop 1,447. That is my father, Jos. @annehelen
October 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The fuse may be long, but it burns hot.
Commission for @carro3dsculpts.bsky.social! Carol and Fayne fuse and then unfuse into twins!
September 18, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Commission for @carro3dsculpts.bsky.social! Carol and Fayne fuse and then unfuse into twins!
If you fuse these two, you'll get Yoruichi from Bleach
July 26, 2026 at 9:37 PM
If you fuse these two, you'll get Yoruichi from Bleach
Double the powder, shorten the fuse! 🦜
November 17, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Double the powder, shorten the fuse! 🦜
@warren.senate.gov: "Republicans wanna do a bomb with a long fuse. They wanna say, 'We're gonna cut healthcare & food help for millions of Americans. We're gonna pass the law now, light the fuse, and it's not gonna explode until right after the 2026 election. That way Republicans can deny reality.'"
May 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
@warren.senate.gov: "Republicans wanna do a bomb with a long fuse. They wanna say, 'We're gonna cut healthcare & food help for millions of Americans. We're gonna pass the law now, light the fuse, and it's not gonna explode until right after the 2026 election. That way Republicans can deny reality.'"
She’s got a shortbread fuse
December 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
She’s got a shortbread fuse
Who would you fuse him with? No wrong answers!
September 25, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Who would you fuse him with? No wrong answers!
She lit the fuse
December 5, 2025 at 8:09 AM
She lit the fuse
000???????? yeah that TNT is about to blow upppp
Mission Impossible: Light The Fuse Iconic Scene
Alt: lighting fuse
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September 22, 2026 at 2:38 PM
000???????? yeah that TNT is about to blow upppp
Short fuse, shorter cut-offs. That's Sallie May for ya! For cosplay or every day, get your Wrath gear on stylishoccult.com
September 23, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Short fuse, shorter cut-offs. That's Sallie May for ya! For cosplay or every day, get your Wrath gear on stylishoccult.com
If they ever manage to fuse LLMs and fleshlights society is over.
August 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
If they ever manage to fuse LLMs and fleshlights society is over.
C'mon buddy, let's fuse together to be even more powerful~
February 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
C'mon buddy, let's fuse together to be even more powerful~
She has a short fuse. Rabies?
March 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
She has a short fuse. Rabies?
September 19, 2026 at 2:05 AM