Khloe Kardashian is smack talking LA Mayor Karen Bass over the wildfires.
In 2022, Khloe used roughly 101,000 gallons of water over the allotted limit during a drought.
Her sister Kim Kardashian used 232,000 gallons over the limit.
IN ONE MONTH.
Bish needs to sit TF down.
In 2022, Khloe used roughly 101,000 gallons of water over the allotted limit during a drought.
Her sister Kim Kardashian used 232,000 gallons over the limit.
IN ONE MONTH.
Bish needs to sit TF down.
January 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Khloe Kardashian is smack talking LA Mayor Karen Bass over the wildfires.
In 2022, Khloe used roughly 101,000 gallons of water over the allotted limit during a drought.
Her sister Kim Kardashian used 232,000 gallons over the limit.
IN ONE MONTH.
Bish needs to sit TF down.
In 2022, Khloe used roughly 101,000 gallons of water over the allotted limit during a drought.
Her sister Kim Kardashian used 232,000 gallons over the limit.
IN ONE MONTH.
Bish needs to sit TF down.
One notch, and several gallons, at a time...
October 3, 2026 at 5:42 AM
One notch, and several gallons, at a time...
Report Finds Humans Waste 74 Billion Gallons Of Water Each Year Making Tea https://theonion.com/report-finds-humans-waste-74-billion-gallons-of-water-each-year-making-tea/
August 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Report Finds Humans Waste 74 Billion Gallons Of Water Each Year Making Tea https://theonion.com/report-finds-humans-waste-74-billion-gallons-of-water-each-year-making-tea/
here's today's post: "incompetent imbecile sabotages California’s water supply" — millions of gallons gone, for a pointless photo-op.
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incompetent imbecile sabotages California’s water supply
millions of gallons gone, for a pointless photo-op
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February 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
here's today's post: "incompetent imbecile sabotages California’s water supply" — millions of gallons gone, for a pointless photo-op.
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wow 500 million gallons! that sounds like a lot of water, I wonder how much Texas uses a year
August 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
wow 500 million gallons! that sounds like a lot of water, I wonder how much Texas uses a year
3 MILLION GALLONS — GONE.
A waterline leak tied to a DATA CENTER in El Reno reportedly cost residents 3 MILLION gallons of treated water this week.
Maybe before we rush to throw up data centers everywhere, we should STUDY what they demand
A waterline leak tied to a DATA CENTER in El Reno reportedly cost residents 3 MILLION gallons of treated water this week.
Maybe before we rush to throw up data centers everywhere, we should STUDY what they demand
Data center leak costs residents more than 3 million gallons of water
YouTube video by CNN
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September 6, 2026 at 11:09 PM
3 MILLION GALLONS — GONE.
A waterline leak tied to a DATA CENTER in El Reno reportedly cost residents 3 MILLION gallons of treated water this week.
Maybe before we rush to throw up data centers everywhere, we should STUDY what they demand
A waterline leak tied to a DATA CENTER in El Reno reportedly cost residents 3 MILLION gallons of treated water this week.
Maybe before we rush to throw up data centers everywhere, we should STUDY what they demand
FDA Recalls 40,000 Gallons Of RFK Jr. Milk https://theonion.com/fda-recalls-40000-gallons-of-rfk-jr-milk/
June 8, 2026 at 8:00 PM
FDA Recalls 40,000 Gallons Of RFK Jr. Milk https://theonion.com/fda-recalls-40000-gallons-of-rfk-jr-milk/
Gallons and Gallons and Gallons 💦💦💦💦
October 3, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Gallons and Gallons and Gallons 💦💦💦💦
the numbers are in: We treated 89 billion gallons of water in 2025.
that's 243 million gallons a day.
or 10 million gallons per hour.
or 170,000 gallons per minute.
2,800 gallons every second.
that's 243 million gallons a day.
or 10 million gallons per hour.
or 170,000 gallons per minute.
2,800 gallons every second.
January 8, 2026 at 8:53 PM
the numbers are in: We treated 89 billion gallons of water in 2025.
that's 243 million gallons a day.
or 10 million gallons per hour.
or 170,000 gallons per minute.
2,800 gallons every second.
that's 243 million gallons a day.
or 10 million gallons per hour.
or 170,000 gallons per minute.
2,800 gallons every second.
Yeah but he drinks billions of gallons of water a day
October 3, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Yeah but he drinks billions of gallons of water a day
“If I have one bucket that contain two gallons and another bucket that contain seven gallons, how many buckets do I have?”
November 16, 2024 at 10:56 AM
“If I have one bucket that contain two gallons and another bucket that contain seven gallons, how many buckets do I have?”
FDA Recalls 40,000 Gallons Of RFK Jr. Milk
FDA Recalls 40,000 Gallons Of RFK Jr. Milk
WASHINGTON—In what experts are already calling one of the worst outbreaks of foodborne illness in decades, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration issued an urgent recall Tuesday for 40,000 gallons of R...
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June 14, 2026 at 4:00 PM
FDA Recalls 40,000 Gallons Of RFK Jr. Milk
Trump wasted over four billion gallons of water and Central Valley farmers will suffer because of him.
March 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Trump wasted over four billion gallons of water and Central Valley farmers will suffer because of him.
Do you really need 20 gallons of gas? You can have two gallons
Trump: “Short term oil prices, which will drop rapidly when the destruction of the Iran nuclear threat is over, is a very small price to pay for U.S.A., and World, Safety and Peace. ONLY FOOLS WOULD THINK DIFFERENTLY!President DJT”
March 9, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Do you really need 20 gallons of gas? You can have two gallons
HumDaddy:
“Lots of hummingbirds showing up!
Over 1,000. Going through 2¼ gallons of nectar a day.”
TT: copperhead_den
South Texas
“Lots of hummingbirds showing up!
Over 1,000. Going through 2¼ gallons of nectar a day.”
TT: copperhead_den
South Texas
May 14, 2026 at 3:19 PM
HumDaddy:
“Lots of hummingbirds showing up!
Over 1,000. Going through 2¼ gallons of nectar a day.”
TT: copperhead_den
South Texas
“Lots of hummingbirds showing up!
Over 1,000. Going through 2¼ gallons of nectar a day.”
TT: copperhead_den
South Texas
Them: Wow you cook every meal that's so healthy
Me, making eight gallons of chili: Yeah it's really a form of self-care you know
Me, making eight gallons of chili: Yeah it's really a form of self-care you know
January 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Them: Wow you cook every meal that's so healthy
Me, making eight gallons of chili: Yeah it's really a form of self-care you know
Me, making eight gallons of chili: Yeah it's really a form of self-care you know
Casually gushing gallons upon gallons a' white from overhead...
Sketch for @suspiciouscaprinae.bsky.social !
Sketch for @suspiciouscaprinae.bsky.social !
May 27, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Casually gushing gallons upon gallons a' white from overhead...
Sketch for @suspiciouscaprinae.bsky.social !
Sketch for @suspiciouscaprinae.bsky.social !
Gulping gallons 😛 Patreon sketch for @thiccgulp.bsky.social
July 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Gulping gallons 😛 Patreon sketch for @thiccgulp.bsky.social
valentines day, for couples.
galentines day, for friends.
210 million gallontines day, for our sewers.
galentines day, for friends.
210 million gallontines day, for our sewers.
February 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
valentines day, for couples.
galentines day, for friends.
210 million gallontines day, for our sewers.
galentines day, for friends.
210 million gallontines day, for our sewers.
Ok over the last 2 days I’ve made 15 gallons of hard cider
27 gallons total
6 gallons of gravenstein 5-6%
6 gallons Early season mix mostly neighborhood trees and a friends golden delicious and arlie red around 6
3 gallons early season I’m bottling
…
27 gallons total
6 gallons of gravenstein 5-6%
6 gallons Early season mix mostly neighborhood trees and a friends golden delicious and arlie red around 6
3 gallons early season I’m bottling
…
Ok here it is in action
The lads are not as close to the motor and it looks in the picture and they know the first rule is to stay away from it
Between yesterdays and today I did 15 gallons , 2 6ish gallon pony kegs and a 3 gallon batch of bottles to put away
The lads are not as close to the motor and it looks in the picture and they know the first rule is to stay away from it
Between yesterdays and today I did 15 gallons , 2 6ish gallon pony kegs and a 3 gallon batch of bottles to put away
September 28, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Ok over the last 2 days I’ve made 15 gallons of hard cider
27 gallons total
6 gallons of gravenstein 5-6%
6 gallons Early season mix mostly neighborhood trees and a friends golden delicious and arlie red around 6
3 gallons early season I’m bottling
…
27 gallons total
6 gallons of gravenstein 5-6%
6 gallons Early season mix mostly neighborhood trees and a friends golden delicious and arlie red around 6
3 gallons early season I’m bottling
…
Potomac River Flooded With 240 Million Gallons Of Sewage https://theonion.com/potomac-river-flooded-with-240-million-gallons-of-sewage/
February 21, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Potomac River Flooded With 240 Million Gallons Of Sewage https://theonion.com/potomac-river-flooded-with-240-million-gallons-of-sewage/
Just need gallons of cum inside me
April 22, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Just need gallons of cum inside me