Mom we discussed this. This car ride was meant to lead to the drive-thru for chicken nuggets, not a staring contest w broccoli. Where are the bacon trees?
Please start farming responsibly. 🐶🚗
#GardeningFail #ShowMeTheMeat #CarRideCritique #gooddog #rescuedogs #adoptdontshop
#dogsofbluesky

The one that got away…
…with #corgi photobomber
Found another giant zucchini in hiding. Over the fence it goes; I hope the deer like it.

#adventuresingardening #gardeningfail #veggiegarden #gardening #corgicrew #corgisky #corgination #monsterzucchini #happydeer

I bought this peony as an immature bare root and spent 3 years growing it only to find out it is not in fact the Karl Rosenfield red that I ordered 😆
#gardening #ope #fail #gardeningfail #flowers 💚🌱

Four years ago we planted 3 baby apple trees from Costco. One died during the heat dome, the remaining two got half-eaten by tent moths a few years later. This year we were so excited to finally see baby apples. Took a closer look at them the other day & one tree had plums on it.

#gardeningfail

Behold my first ever potato harvest #GardeningFail 😂 🥔

This sad little stick is the Western Redbud I planted more than 2 years ago. Gardening is so humbling sometimes! 🙂 Sharing this and other foibles from my CA native plant project in my latest blog post. 💚🌱💚 puttingdownroots.blog/2025/03/16/k... #californianativeplants #nativeplants #gardeningfail

The joke's on me today

Luckily I'm obsessive enough in taking progress photos that I could figure out which seedling went where

But I'm sure I'll discover surprises as things continue to grow

#plantsky
#gardeningfail

Reality: My "organic garden" looks more like a lettuce graveyard. 💀🥬😭 #ExpectationVsReality #GardeningFail

Managed to mow the small lawn and chop down an army of giant nettles in an hour flat. Unfortunately, the nettles fought back. Despite gloves + long sleeves, my hands and arms are completely covered in stings. ​I’ve earned whatever filthy calorie-dense treat I decide to eat tonight. #GardeningFail

Made the horrifying realization that most of my seed starter pots are all in the sealed-for-the-year greenhouse. Wonderful planning on my part there 🤦‍♀️

#GardeningFail

Just tried to plant some flowers in the garden but ended up sitting on the dirt instead! 🙈 Oops! Maybe AwolKitty put a spell on me.. or I just need to stick to summoning roses instead of planting them! 😅🌹 #gardeningfail #clumsysuccubus#vtuber

Apparently lettuce and broccoli can become "leggy" when not in direct sunlight..... #gardeningfail

I have created life!.... I wish I knew what it was 😅 #gardeningfail

....so anyways I have over 300 seeds started.... #gardeningfail

Did you know if you get your seeds wet you gotta plant them all 😅 #gardeningfail

I thought my cucumber seeds were duds, replanted in a different container and planted flowers in the old.

That might have been a mistake.

Yes I do label my cucumbers with a Larry the Cucumber doodle, thanks for asking.

#gardening #gardeningfail

When you’re buying flowers for gardening and you think you’re grabbing too many of one kind so you put the one on your hand back only to need one more pack as you’re planting them #GardeningFail