I went to hs with a Garywayne lol
May 9, 2026 at 12:29 PM
I went to hs with a Garywayne lol
Garywayne Whiteman comes home from working at his dad's company and looks in the fridge. Not a morsel of meatloaf awaits. Just another abortion bill.
"Goddammit," he whispers to the cat whose name he never learned.
"Goddammit," he whispers to the cat whose name he never learned.
August 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Garywayne Whiteman comes home from working at his dad's company and looks in the fridge. Not a morsel of meatloaf awaits. Just another abortion bill.
"Goddammit," he whispers to the cat whose name he never learned.
"Goddammit," he whispers to the cat whose name he never learned.
Mark Wayne GaryWayne is the guy they go to when they want someone who looks too stupid to bullshit to bullshit for them
Markwayne Mullin defends Hegseth: "If there was a second strike, it wouldn't be to just simply take out the survivors. It's because there was still a threat or opportunity for them to run."
December 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Mark Wayne GaryWayne is the guy they go to when they want someone who looks too stupid to bullshit to bullshit for them
He acts exactly like Reverend Richardwayne Garywayne from The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.
March 18, 2026 at 2:43 PM
He acts exactly like Reverend Richardwayne Garywayne from The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.
Richard Wayne Garywayne
March 5, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Richard Wayne Garywayne
Markwayne Garywayne is the worst.
December 8, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Markwayne Garywayne is the worst.
Markwayne Garywayne Mullin needs a grammar tutor. Or maybe better education standards in Oklahoma.
September 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Markwayne Garywayne Mullin needs a grammar tutor. Or maybe better education standards in Oklahoma.
Markwayne Garywayne
March 6, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Markwayne Garywayne
His cousin is Richard Wayne GaryWayne from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.
June 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
His cousin is Richard Wayne GaryWayne from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.
DHS has existed for 20 years and it's now run by Rev. Gary Wayne Garywayne
March 24, 2026 at 6:26 PM
DHS has existed for 20 years and it's now run by Rev. Gary Wayne Garywayne
Markwayne Garywayne
November 7, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Markwayne Garywayne
Well of course. Senator Mark Wayne Garywayne is so scared of being carjacked in DC he won't wear his seatbelt. Isn't his fantasy more important that these poindexters' reality? www.newsweek.com/republican-s...
August 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Well of course. Senator Mark Wayne Garywayne is so scared of being carjacked in DC he won't wear his seatbelt. Isn't his fantasy more important that these poindexters' reality? www.newsweek.com/republican-s...
Sen. Markwayne Garywayne has lost touch with the common man’s means of transportation as he travels solely by clown car.
February 11, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Sen. Markwayne Garywayne has lost touch with the common man’s means of transportation as he travels solely by clown car.
I can't hear or see it without subconsciously adding "Garywayne" like the reverend in kimmy schmidt
August 31, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I can't hear or see it without subconsciously adding "Garywayne" like the reverend in kimmy schmidt
Not getting along with a racist pig like Markwayne Garywayne seems like about the proudest badge of honor a person could wear.
June 11, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Not getting along with a racist pig like Markwayne Garywayne seems like about the proudest badge of honor a person could wear.
What Republican is actually going to turn on him, like express anything beyond empty platitudes of "disappointment" or "concern"? You think Sinter Markwayne Garywayne is going to say anything? Trump could go over to Markwayne's house and fuck his wife in her wedding dress in their breakfast nook.
October 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
What Republican is actually going to turn on him, like express anything beyond empty platitudes of "disappointment" or "concern"? You think Sinter Markwayne Garywayne is going to say anything? Trump could go over to Markwayne's house and fuck his wife in her wedding dress in their breakfast nook.
Forgive my cynicism, but I'm utterly convinced that if John Thune -- or even that drooling pigfucker Markwayne Garywayne Johnwayne -- went up to Durbin or Shaheen or Schumer and did the "got yer nose" bit, they'd have to find a mirror to make sure.
That or, y'know, *this* is what they intend to do.
That or, y'know, *this* is what they intend to do.
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Forgive my cynicism, but I'm utterly convinced that if John Thune -- or even that drooling pigfucker Markwayne Garywayne Johnwayne -- went up to Durbin or Shaheen or Schumer and did the "got yer nose" bit, they'd have to find a mirror to make sure.
That or, y'know, *this* is what they intend to do.
That or, y'know, *this* is what they intend to do.
Voters should want elected representatives who will listen to *them* more than they listen to fuckin' John Thune or Markwayne Garywayne or whatever loser consultant is currently soaking them for superPAC dough. 💰💰💰
It is not a crime for you to feel like the people you voted for should do their job.
It is not a crime for you to feel like the people you voted for should do their job.
November 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Voters should want elected representatives who will listen to *them* more than they listen to fuckin' John Thune or Markwayne Garywayne or whatever loser consultant is currently soaking them for superPAC dough. 💰💰💰
It is not a crime for you to feel like the people you voted for should do their job.
It is not a crime for you to feel like the people you voted for should do their job.
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IT’S NOT ALIENS: The Truth About Admiral Byrd’s Antarctic Gateway
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- 👼 Fallen Angels & The Nephilim: Why Gary Wayne argues that "extraterrestrials" are actually interdimensional beings mentioned in the Bible.
- 📜 Ancient Polytheistic Mythos: Connecting the dots between historical accounts of fairies, demons, and the Anunnaki.
- 👁️ The Disclosure Trap: Is the government preparing us for a spiritual and historical event tied to biblical prophecy and the crossing of realms?
This isn't just another conspiracy theory; it’s a mind-bending journey into the forbidden history of our planet. Whether you're a skeptic or a believer, the evidence linking historical accounts of the supernatural to modern-day UFO disclosure is too compelling to ignore. Are we being visited by stars, or are we being haunted by our own history?
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August 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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You probably need to pay attention to your environment so you aren't surprised when things happen
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August 1, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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Markwayne Garywayne is once again reminding us that his expertise is plumbing.
Not the Constitution.
Not the Constitution.
July 17, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Markwayne Garywayne is once again reminding us that his expertise is plumbing.
Not the Constitution.
Not the Constitution.