#gasm
Just woke up.Can't wait to see what today's
stupid-gasm will be
September 28, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Poll results after 24 hours: Boy’s rewards for a good no-gasm locktober….

1️⃣ 5 gooner hours - 1 orgasm per hour
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2️⃣ 5 gooner hours - unlimited orgasms
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3️⃣ 1 month of batemates - no orgasm
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4️⃣ 24hrs goonertime - unlimited orgasms
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September 28, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Boy’s rewards for a good no-gasm locktober….

1️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/Rfndp2/1" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">5 gooner hours - 1 orgasm per hour
2️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/Rfndp2/2" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">5 gooner hours - unlimited orgasms
3️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/Rfndp2/3" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">1 month of batemates - no orgasm
4️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/Rfndp2/4" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">24hrs goonertime - unlimited orgasms

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September 27, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Oooouugh I just had a vanilla malt shake for the first time in forever and ooooaooaooohhhh
Chutna Gasm Squirrel Reaction
ALT: Chutna Gasm Squirrel Reaction
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September 26, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Trump is a complacent stupid ass with his Xi gasm. He gonna be fucked in the midterms. globalnews.ca/news/1207297...
Trump ‘comfortable’ with pause in Canada trade talks, Greer says - National | Globalnews.ca
Both sides have been having 'good conversations about potential deals,' but the U.S. felt 'no urgency' to make a trade deal, U.S. Trade Representative Jamieson Greer said.
globalnews.ca
September 26, 2026 at 5:45 AM
September 26, 2026 at 1:21 AM
really dialing in the post-gasm faces for page 66 of Brambletree part 2 owo
September 25, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I cut tops off two of the plants. Only bent/mangled the Orange Gasm top down under the netting to drop the light down closer to them all. A little over 500w right now and on top of them.
September 25, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Vulcan-gasm #Enterprise #Tpol
September 24, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Floor show? More like FLOOR-GASM 😈💜 Come watch me splash and scream in this bathtub 🔥🥵 #NSFWRockyHorrorPictureShow #NSFWRHPS #NSFWRockyHorror #Queernsfw #queercreator #goonersky #spicysky #skyhub #lewdsky #bskypromo #BBWSky #goonsky #lewdsky #NSFWbluesky #NSFWsky
September 24, 2026 at 2:56 AM
dwarves be like "she hammer my rocks till i ore gasm"
September 23, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Saying " stfu" regularly is a key to happiness on the same plane as frequent orgasms.Indeed " stfu" is sort of a mind-gasm!
September 23, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Irie Genetics Orange Gasm x Ice Cream Cake
September 23, 2026 at 1:43 AM
It sounds like the Orange Gasm is the dominant smell. It reminds me of Strawberry Nuggets x Super Orange Haze. It took after the Orange side of its lineage. I wonder if that’s something that happens with citrus crosses? The citrus takes over?

I wish Jeff was selling Ice Cream Cake seeds.
September 22, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Seeing This always makes me think of that one honest video game trailer video “ hehe, ORB gasm” 😂
September 22, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Does it? Nice!

The Orange Gasm x Ice Cream Cake that I'm blooming has a zesty smell and the flowers are larger than the other two plants.

I'm not sure how that's going to equate to taste, but should be good.
September 22, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Monday Cannabis Update
September 22, 2026 at 1:48 AM
For real dude, fucking harm-gasm over here, I haven't properly cut since June and that first deeper slit had my eyes rolling ugh
September 21, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Holding in my poop till it pushes on my prostate and makes me have a leg bucking spurt-gasm
September 21, 2026 at 7:42 PM
But that leaves plenty of time to work out how to gasm even with the cage on >:3 the mind numbing boredom leads to creativity
September 21, 2026 at 4:19 PM
#Drac18+

Random dom/sub moment. When a sub gives themselves to a dom, the dom gets given a button that forces an instantaneous orgasm on the sub. Not a vibe, not a tease, just an instant-gasm.

Seems like a fun toy...until the sub realizes that the button's the only way to cum anymore.
September 20, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Oh no, the streaming backend seems to be having some troubles tonight. At least I got 2 hours and one nice big 'gasm in. ;3
September 18, 2026 at 2:23 AM
If you haven’t binged ‘Law & Order’ (1990) yet, you’re missing the OG crime‑drama that set the bar for every procedural. Trust me, it’s a nerd‑gasm. 🎬

https://filmxora.com/en/tv/549
September 17, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Ruined Gasm 😈
September 17, 2026 at 12:30 PM
I’d love to make a guy tit-gasm!
September 17, 2026 at 8:39 AM