no, there is no Algorithm. it's 34,612 gerbils tap-dancing on a google sheet
January 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
no, there is no Algorithm. it's 34,612 gerbils tap-dancing on a google sheet
Our new kitten cat watching gerbils on Cats TV
November 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Our new kitten cat watching gerbils on Cats TV
They are making us gerbils
November 20, 2024 at 3:19 AM
They are making us gerbils
Joseph Gerbils
January 21, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Joseph Gerbils
don't insult gerbils
December 2, 2024 at 4:25 AM
don't insult gerbils
Our 2 rescue gerbils are getting used to their new home!
November 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Our 2 rescue gerbils are getting used to their new home!
Gerbils in an egg carton please help me. I encountered too many aggressive performative people in a row. Erase my memory gerbils!
October 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Gerbils in an egg carton please help me. I encountered too many aggressive performative people in a row. Erase my memory gerbils!
Gerbils doings gerbils things
March 4, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Gerbils doings gerbils things
They’re called gerbils
February 11, 2026 at 7:04 PM
They’re called gerbils
Or, if you prefer, Joseph Gerbils.
January 17, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Or, if you prefer, Joseph Gerbils.
Si-Fi story where aliens land and proceed to totally ignore humanity but seem weirdly fascinated with gerbils. Monitor wild gerbils. Take all the gerbils from pet stores. Make no effort to communicate with humans. Only interaction is minimum force required to ensure gerbil observation is unimpeded.
April 3, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Si-Fi story where aliens land and proceed to totally ignore humanity but seem weirdly fascinated with gerbils. Monitor wild gerbils. Take all the gerbils from pet stores. Make no effort to communicate with humans. Only interaction is minimum force required to ensure gerbil observation is unimpeded.
April 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The Mac used to come with this POV rollercoaster demo called Gerbils (1995).
December 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The Mac used to come with this POV rollercoaster demo called Gerbils (1995).
GUYS YOU GET EMAILS WITH REAL PICTURES OF PEOPLES GERBILS
22/10 PERFECT GAME AND I DONT EVEN LIKE RODENTS
22/10 PERFECT GAME AND I DONT EVEN LIKE RODENTS
September 24, 2026 at 8:06 PM
GUYS YOU GET EMAILS WITH REAL PICTURES OF PEOPLES GERBILS
22/10 PERFECT GAME AND I DONT EVEN LIKE RODENTS
22/10 PERFECT GAME AND I DONT EVEN LIKE RODENTS
Was supposed to work, ended up staring a the gerbils all day
December 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Was supposed to work, ended up staring a the gerbils all day
ME: inside me are two wolves
DR: *squinting at x-ray* no they are definitely gerbils
DR: *squinting at x-ray* no they are definitely gerbils
February 10, 2024 at 4:44 AM
ME: inside me are two wolves
DR: *squinting at x-ray* no they are definitely gerbils
DR: *squinting at x-ray* no they are definitely gerbils
Hoom put YoooTooob TV on for me this morning. I watched gerbils, they looked tasty! 🤤😹🖤
October 5, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Hoom put YoooTooob TV on for me this morning. I watched gerbils, they looked tasty! 🤤😹🖤
July 5, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Should Trudeau resign? We talked to the guy who makes the "Fuck Trudeau" flags and two random gerbils
December 29, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Should Trudeau resign? We talked to the guy who makes the "Fuck Trudeau" flags and two random gerbils
Night 1 with the 3 gerbils went well! Geralt seems to adore Vesemir and Roach!
September 26, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Night 1 with the 3 gerbils went well! Geralt seems to adore Vesemir and Roach!
Joseph Gerbils.
November 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Joseph Gerbils.
Humanity drives itself insane trying to avoid the obvious conclusion that the aliens simply find them less interesting than gerbils despite the gerbils’ lack of any undiscovered qualities which might elevate them above mankind.
April 3, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Humanity drives itself insane trying to avoid the obvious conclusion that the aliens simply find them less interesting than gerbils despite the gerbils’ lack of any undiscovered qualities which might elevate them above mankind.
He was quoting Goebbels. Or Gerbils, as English speakers call him.
August 20, 2026 at 7:39 PM
He was quoting Goebbels. Or Gerbils, as English speakers call him.