#ghc
They describe the harm Roberts did by staying the order.

It's not just Marco Rubio killing children; it is Roberts now too.

www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/24...
March 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
OMG WE'RE FINALLY GETTING MULTILINE STRINGS??

HASKAL IS SO BACK

github.com/ghc-proposal...
ghc-proposals/proposals/0569-multiline-strings.rst at master · ghc-proposals/ghc-proposals
Proposed compiler and language changes for GHC and GHC/Haskell - ghc-proposals/ghc-proposals
github.com
December 18, 2024 at 3:23 PM
This is not a drill: GHC (the #Haskell compiler) now runs in your browser. See the announcement (and please report any bugs) here: discourse.haskell.org/t/ghc-now-ru...
Ghc now runs in your browser
ghc itself can now run purely client-side in the browser, here’s a haskell playground demo. terms and conditions apply, and i’ll write up more detailed explanation some time later, but i thought this ...
discourse.haskell.org
October 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Efeito Lula na Saúde: GHC reduz de 71 para 17 dias, tempo de espera na fila para Cirurgias de Câncer luizmuller.com/2025/03/17/e...
Efeito Lula na Saúde: GHC reduz de 71 para 17 dias, tempo de espera na fila para Cirurgias de Câncer
Ministro Alexandre Padilha em Visita ao GHC: “Meta do Lula é Reduzir muito as Filas para Especialidade no SUS e a experiência e o empenho do GHC mostra que isto é possível” O Grupo Hosp…
luizmuller.com
March 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
funny how if you pick the right benchmark, ghc can beat rustc by a factor of 10
September 27, 2026 at 10:45 PM
March 24, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Compiler goes to programmer.

"Programmer, I am in rough shape. Mutable references abound and the tiniest changes break API compatibility."

Programmer replies, "The treatment is simple! Rewrite in Haskell and GHC will sort you right out."

Compiler bursts into tears: "But I am GHC!"
April 22, 2026 at 7:42 AM
The GHC developers are very pleased to announce the availability of the first alpha prerelease of GHC 9.14.1.

Highlights:

* Major improvements to the Specialiser
* SSE/AVX support in the x86 native backend
* Significant improvements in the GHCi debugger

blog.haskell.org/ghc-9-14-1-a...

#Haskell
GHC 9.14.1-alpha1 is now available | The Haskell Programming Language's blog
blog.haskell.org
August 20, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I've been practicing with my Tarokka for GHC as I'll be at the D&D booth giving readings each day 💜🔮 #WotCStaff
September 27, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Long before vibe coding platforms deleted your production databases, GHC deleted your code if it failed to typecheck.
July 21, 2025 at 8:50 AM

GHC 9.12 & Cabal 3.14 released!
Read the announcement at blog.haskell.org/ghc-9-12-cab...
#Haskell
January 6, 2025 at 11:03 AM
GHC API users! The Haskell Foundation's work to establish a stable GHC API needs your input.
Get in touch today: discourse.haskell.org/t/ghc-api-ca...

#Haskell
GHC API: Call for requirements
Dear all, I am pleased to announce that the Haskell Foundation and Tweag are resuming efforts to define a stable API for GHC, and that I will continue the work of Alexis King as coordinator of the in...
discourse.haskell.org
December 3, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Katsuhiko Nakajima’s 1st reign as GHC Heavyweight Champion gave us peak matches like this 🤼‍♂️
#noah_ghc #wrestling #prowrestling
October 22, 2024 at 3:09 AM
When Kenoh wins the GHC on New Years only to lose the next day on his birthday >>>>>
September 27, 2026 at 10:53 AM
"last time i was running cachegrind on a ghc profile it was spending some 99% in the evacuate function"

well yeah if you use a tool that ghc doesn't support you will get bullshit outputs. (you can use `+RTS -s` to see the actual gc time and it's usually closer to ~10%)
September 26, 2026 at 2:34 PM
GHC will start maintaining an LTS release – blog.haskell.org/ghc-lts-rele... by @andreaspk.bsky.social

#Haskell
GHC LTS Releases | The Haskell Programming Language's blog
blog.haskell.org
July 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Haskell compile time pro-tip: don't use GHC Generics
November 30, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Notorious mad lad @iankduncan.com has opened a GHC Proposal to add hints to guide branch prediction! github.com/ghc-proposal...

This may be key to better register allocation and code layout.

#Haskell
Branch weight support by iand675 · Pull Request #744 · ghc-proposals/ghc-proposals
Rendered
github.com
March 3, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Go Shiozaki (FIP Champion), Nigel McGuinness (ROH Worlds Champion), Kensuke Sasaki (GHC Heavyweight Champion), Adam Pearce (NWA Worlds Heavyweight Champion) and Bryan Danielson (GHC Jr. Heavyweight Champion).
December 22, 2024 at 8:33 AM
No stream today as I prep for GHC. See ya there!
October 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
When a shiny new version of GHC comes out, it should be easy to upgrade. After all, the new compiler should be more capable than the previous version!

“Making GHC upgrades easy” on the #Haskell Blog, by Simon Peyton-Jones

blog.haskell.org/making-ghc-u...
Making GHC upgrades easy | The Haskell Programming Language's blog
blog.haskell.org
June 16, 2026 at 4:31 PM
On global homogenetic culture. “GHC is Trader Joe’s bags outside of the States. GHC is people en masse wearing the same exact outfits on accident in public. GHC is adult dorms. GHC is a Louis Vuitton in every city. GHC is Shake Shake going global.” [1234kyle5678.substack.com]
EVERY CITY IS THE SAME NOW!!!!!!!
On the creep of the techno-based smothering of culture and why young people pivoting to creating is a sign of many an industry’s end.
1234kyle5678.substack.com
July 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
hooray my asan ghc patch found a use after free in ghc rts
January 2, 2026 at 4:17 PM