October 30, 2026 at 7:44 PM
October 30, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Trump is now in his "Fat Elvis," stage, a term for the late period of Elvis Presley's life in which the legendary singer and former heartthrob put on a noticeable amount of weight and struggled with his public performances, all leading up to his eventual death.
November 2, 2026 at 7:07 PM
October 30, 2026 at 7:45 PM
See also the time we broke up with someone: bsky.app/profile/ghos...
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
![Screenshot of an email:
Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me
Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;
I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.
According to our records,
1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members
Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜
If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)
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Regards,
___ (🏳️⚧️she/her, UTC -5)
Partner Infra Platform Experiences team
As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™
New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!
Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rhtazgvloflondzburvubdft/bafkreids254lgwtdyd62paodq5ynb5tatkemp5l77ynw6udhshedj6pab4)
November 1, 2026 at 3:50 PM
See also the time we broke up with someone: bsky.app/profile/ghos...
October 30, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Anyone watching Ghos-
twatch?
twatch?
October 31, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Anyone watching Ghos-
twatch?
twatch?
October 30, 2026 at 7:46 PM
October 30, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Speaking of sickos: bsky.app/profile/ghos...
October 31, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Speaking of sickos: bsky.app/profile/ghos...
October 30, 2026 at 7:46 PM
October 31, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Hey y'all, here's how to make BlueSky require alt text on your images so you don't forget, and also enable the option to show larger alt text buttons on images if needed.
Alt text is an accessibility tool to describe visual media to blind and low vision people. You should always use it. 💜
Alt text is an accessibility tool to describe visual media to blind and low vision people. You should always use it. 💜
October 29, 2026 at 3:04 PM
He's got drip ngl
October 30, 2026 at 1:34 AM
October 30, 2026 at 7:47 PM
October 30, 2026 at 7:44 PM
PSA if you start streaming Ghostwatch nowish then you'll be done in time for the C5 documentary later tonight. archive.org/details/Ghos...
Ghostwatch
horror
archive.org
October 31, 2026 at 7:02 PM
PSA if you start streaming Ghostwatch nowish then you'll be done in time for the C5 documentary later tonight. archive.org/details/Ghos...
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November 1, 2026 at 3:25 AM