BrokenBunnys gives AMAZING HEAD
September 26, 2026 at 8:08 PM
BrokenBunnys gives AMAZING HEAD
This gives me joy.
Big crowd at the SF Tesla dealership protesting our unelected overlord. A tiny sign hangs from an upstairs window
February 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
This gives me joy.
“When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch.”
― Bette Davis
Happy International Women's Day
― Bette Davis
Happy International Women's Day
March 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
“When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch.”
― Bette Davis
Happy International Women's Day
― Bette Davis
Happy International Women's Day
"No one gives a shit about housing."
Only ballrooms.
Only ballrooms.
June 24, 2026 at 5:37 PM
"No one gives a shit about housing."
Only ballrooms.
Only ballrooms.
This smart dog knows about politics, he literally gives a shit.😆😆
April 19, 2026 at 3:17 PM
This smart dog knows about politics, he literally gives a shit.😆😆
he gives handshake
October 26, 2024 at 3:18 PM
he gives handshake
Brilliant businessman accidentally gives employees 7-month paid vacation.
September 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Brilliant businessman accidentally gives employees 7-month paid vacation.
King Charles gives his support to Zelensky.
March 2, 2025 at 6:56 AM
King Charles gives his support to Zelensky.
Michael Rapaport Gives Knicks’ Celebrity Row Bedbugs https://theonion.com/michael-rapaport-gives-knicks-celebrity-row-bedbugs/
April 20, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Michael Rapaport Gives Knicks’ Celebrity Row Bedbugs https://theonion.com/michael-rapaport-gives-knicks-celebrity-row-bedbugs/
No one gives someone a $400 million dollar jet for free without expecting anything in return. Be serious.
May 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
No one gives someone a $400 million dollar jet for free without expecting anything in return. Be serious.
Sweden Gives Man 6 Months Paternity Leave For Busting Huge Load
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December 12, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Sweden Gives Man 6 Months Paternity Leave For Busting Huge Load
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Love the Petra Parker trend, gives me joy ✨️
August 17, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Love the Petra Parker trend, gives me joy ✨️
When media gives reptile characters human teeth-
October 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
When media gives reptile characters human teeth-
``To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.''
The bravest girl I know….
The bravest girl I know….
March 7, 2025 at 11:16 AM
``To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.''
The bravest girl I know….
The bravest girl I know….
He melts steel and gives strong hugs
October 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
He melts steel and gives strong hugs
Neil Young Trashes Amazon, Gives His Complete Musical Catalog to Greenland for Free - Rolling Stone
January 27, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Neil Young Trashes Amazon, Gives His Complete Musical Catalog to Greenland for Free - Rolling Stone
Pitchfork Gives Music 6.8 https://theonion.com/pitchfork-gives-music-6-8-1819569318/
March 29, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Pitchfork Gives Music 6.8 https://theonion.com/pitchfork-gives-music-6-8-1819569318/
The same prick who gives me a headache every day now wants to outlaw Tylenol.
September 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The same prick who gives me a headache every day now wants to outlaw Tylenol.
Even stone gives way when roots persist.
September 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Even stone gives way when roots persist.
The equivalent here isn’t “doctor gives penicillin for infection,” it’s “barber gives leeches to treat ill humours.”
REPORTER: Is there pain in the market at some point you're unwilling to tolerate?
TRUMP: I think your question is so stupid. I don't want anything to go down, but sometimes you have to take medicine to fix something.
TRUMP: I think your question is so stupid. I don't want anything to go down, but sometimes you have to take medicine to fix something.
April 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The equivalent here isn’t “doctor gives penicillin for infection,” it’s “barber gives leeches to treat ill humours.”
twilight gives pinkie her estrogen shot
May 18, 2026 at 5:05 PM
twilight gives pinkie her estrogen shot
It surely seems that way. CBS, what gives?
July 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
It surely seems that way. CBS, what gives?