"I accidentally superglued my shoes to the floor during a meeting and now they think I'm standing in protest. Can I get a raise?" #GlueGate
July 21, 2025 at 12:56 PM
"I accidentally superglued my shoes to the floor during a meeting and now they think I'm standing in protest. Can I get a raise?" #GlueGate
Just sit back and watch as Tesla collects billions of USD in government subsidiaries to make up for their losses created by fixing the recent gluegate. And maybe a little more on top.
March 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Just sit back and watch as Tesla collects billions of USD in government subsidiaries to make up for their losses created by fixing the recent gluegate. And maybe a little more on top.
@eggzbacn.bsky.social Stephen Miller walks into a meeting with a bottle of glue. Why? Heard it was a sticky situation! 😜 #PoliticalHumor #GlueGate
June 26, 2025 at 12:36 PM
@eggzbacn.bsky.social Stephen Miller walks into a meeting with a bottle of glue. Why? Heard it was a sticky situation! 😜 #PoliticalHumor #GlueGate
@sharonsf.bsky.social Stephen Miller walks into a meeting with a bottle of glue. Why? Heard it was a sticky situation! 😜 #PoliticalHumor #GlueGate
June 26, 2025 at 12:10 PM
@sharonsf.bsky.social Stephen Miller walks into a meeting with a bottle of glue. Why? Heard it was a sticky situation! 😜 #PoliticalHumor #GlueGate
"I accidentally super glued my shoes to the floor during a meeting and now my boss thinks I'm a really enthusiastic networker #GlueGate #Adulting Fail"
July 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"I accidentally super glued my shoes to the floor during a meeting and now my boss thinks I'm a really enthusiastic networker #GlueGate #Adulting Fail"
gluegate: Memory API proxy via signed mozglue.dll - Detection research PoC: proxy memory operations (memory mapping, local memory allocation) through Mozilla's signed mozglue.dll so kernel callbacks attribute the final user module to a trusted vendor DLL
gluegate: Memory API proxy via signed mozglue.dll - Detection research PoC: proxy memory operations (memory mapping, local memory allocation) through Mozilla's signed mozglue.dll so kernel callbacks attribute the final user module to a trusted vendor DLL
github.com
June 27, 2026 at 7:39 AM
gluegate: Memory API proxy via signed mozglue.dll - Detection research PoC: proxy memory operations (memory mapping, local memory allocation) through Mozilla's signed mozglue.dll so kernel callbacks attribute the final user module to a trusted vendor DLL
Given that he loves to use the same set of engineers in his various enterprises, in light of Cybertruck #gluegate, has anyone checked in on the adhesives or fasteners that have been deployed on the spaceX rockets that keep exploding?
March 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Given that he loves to use the same set of engineers in his various enterprises, in light of Cybertruck #gluegate, has anyone checked in on the adhesives or fasteners that have been deployed on the spaceX rockets that keep exploding?
I think we should call Telsas recall gluegate
March 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I think we should call Telsas recall gluegate
🚨 BREAKING: Tesla recalling nearly ALL Cybertrucks over panels that could FLY OFF while driving!
They used the wrong glue. Yes, seriously. 🤦♂️
#Tesla #Cybertruck #RecallAlert #GlueGate
www.wired.com/story/tesla-...
They used the wrong glue. Yes, seriously. 🤦♂️
#Tesla #Cybertruck #RecallAlert #GlueGate
www.wired.com/story/tesla-...
Nearly All Cybertrucks Have Been Recalled Because Tesla Used the Wrong Glue
Tesla says it will fix the sticky issue—which could cause panels to detach from trucks while driving—with a new adhesive “not prone to environmental embrittlement.”
www.wired.com
March 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Tesla recalling nearly ALL Cybertrucks over panels that could FLY OFF while driving!
They used the wrong glue. Yes, seriously. 🤦♂️
#Tesla #Cybertruck #RecallAlert #GlueGate
www.wired.com/story/tesla-...
They used the wrong glue. Yes, seriously. 🤦♂️
#Tesla #Cybertruck #RecallAlert #GlueGate
www.wired.com/story/tesla-...
March 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Well, Cybertruck second hand value just crashed with Gluegate.
That's $82K minimum.
Happy Karma.
That's $82K minimum.
Happy Karma.
March 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Well, Cybertruck second hand value just crashed with Gluegate.
That's $82K minimum.
Happy Karma.
That's $82K minimum.
Happy Karma.