Hi, I’m God.
People like Jimmy Carter go to Heaven.
People like Donald Trump go to Hell.
Hope this helps,
God
People like Jimmy Carter go to Heaven.
People like Donald Trump go to Hell.
Hope this helps,
God
December 30, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Hi, I’m God.
People like Jimmy Carter go to Heaven.
People like Donald Trump go to Hell.
Hope this helps,
God
People like Jimmy Carter go to Heaven.
People like Donald Trump go to Hell.
Hope this helps,
God
This is how you do it. No preamble to swear to God you don't like Maduro.
January 3, 2026 at 9:23 PM
This is how you do it. No preamble to swear to God you don't like Maduro.
Thank god. Christ.
But seriously folks. We cannot continue to live like this.
But seriously folks. We cannot continue to live like this.
April 7, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Thank god. Christ.
But seriously folks. We cannot continue to live like this.
But seriously folks. We cannot continue to live like this.
My god I wish I were like 10% dumber what the world must be like.
January 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
My god I wish I were like 10% dumber what the world must be like.
“I'm going to pray like mom...oh God, oh God, don't stop, oh God, Jesus yes, oh God!”
May 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
“I'm going to pray like mom...oh God, oh God, don't stop, oh God, Jesus yes, oh God!”
Good God, it DOES look like that. Creepy.
October 8, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Good God, it DOES look like that. Creepy.
Whoa! 400,000 follows. Not bad for a humble god like myself.
Thanks, Bluesky!
Thanks, Bluesky!
December 24, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Whoa! 400,000 follows. Not bad for a humble god like myself.
Thanks, Bluesky!
Thanks, Bluesky!
and GOD IS EMPTY JUST LIKE ME
August 2, 2026 at 4:39 PM
and GOD IS EMPTY JUST LIKE ME
God of the distortion more like god of those cheeks
June 12, 2026 at 9:56 PM
God of the distortion more like god of those cheeks
"Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better."
My god, he went full Bette Davis.
My god, he went full Bette Davis.
GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
February 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
"Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better."
My god, he went full Bette Davis.
My god, he went full Bette Davis.
watching THE WIRE series finale in 4:3 like god intended
July 5, 2026 at 12:51 AM
watching THE WIRE series finale in 4:3 like god intended
Would you like to try our ayahuasca riblets?
February 10, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Would you like to try our ayahuasca riblets?
Oh my God i just realized how much I overuse “Oh my God” like SERIOUSLY oh my God.
January 16, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Oh my God i just realized how much I overuse “Oh my God” like SERIOUSLY oh my God.
god this guy is an idiot. like, a stone cold idiot who sincerely believes that war fighting and preparedness is about having the biggest dick
Hegseth at NATO summit: "We can talk all we want about values. Values are important. But you can't shoot values."
February 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
god this guy is an idiot. like, a stone cold idiot who sincerely believes that war fighting and preparedness is about having the biggest dick
MMMMmmm oh god oh yeah that’s the good stuff like that
June 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
MMMMmmm oh god oh yeah that’s the good stuff like that
future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
October 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
This is what an actual true patriot looks like.
God bless you and protect you for your courage!
God bless you and protect you for your courage!
July 2, 2026 at 4:59 AM
This is what an actual true patriot looks like.
God bless you and protect you for your courage!
God bless you and protect you for your courage!
LIKE???? god DAMN 🙌
December 23, 2025 at 7:54 AM
LIKE???? god DAMN 🙌
This is like something out of a horror movie, my god
We are in a small community outside Minneapolis and a child arrived to an empty house on Friday. No parents, ice kidnapped them and just leave children to wander alone after school
February 8, 2026 at 8:34 PM
This is like something out of a horror movie, my god
Wrote something I really like this morning. God, what a feeling.
November 15, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Wrote something I really like this morning. God, what a feeling.
He looks like he’s on a mission from god
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
He looks like he’s on a mission from god
I can’t wait to send them all to Hell. They’re gonna beg and plead and be like “Please, God! I made billions!” and I’m gonna be like FLUSH.
April 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I can’t wait to send them all to Hell. They’re gonna beg and plead and be like “Please, God! I made billions!” and I’m gonna be like FLUSH.
GOD. DAMN. This Louisiana man fucking COOKED like I’ve seen very few people cook before.
May 14, 2026 at 12:44 AM
GOD. DAMN. This Louisiana man fucking COOKED like I’ve seen very few people cook before.