pictured: the golfish eater
December 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
pictured: the golfish eater
hootie and he’s golfish
June 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
hootie and he’s golfish
Today in: WTF?
November 30, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Today in: WTF?
ok i should let my wrist rest... so i can use it to eat more cheddar golfish YUMMMM
August 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
ok i should let my wrist rest... so i can use it to eat more cheddar golfish YUMMMM
As I type this, I am euthanizing our golfish. He's suffering wil soon be at an end.
I'm... Sad.
I'm... Sad.
April 22, 2025 at 5:50 AM
As I type this, I am euthanizing our golfish. He's suffering wil soon be at an end.
I'm... Sad.
I'm... Sad.
Love seeing ppl downplay real rape to fictional storytelling, fictional kinks, and fictional characters 🤌
Its great having the memory of a golfish sometimes cause then you dont get headaches over ppl like that lol
Its great having the memory of a golfish sometimes cause then you dont get headaches over ppl like that lol
March 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Love seeing ppl downplay real rape to fictional storytelling, fictional kinks, and fictional characters 🤌
Its great having the memory of a golfish sometimes cause then you dont get headaches over ppl like that lol
Its great having the memory of a golfish sometimes cause then you dont get headaches over ppl like that lol
Me, a golf-avoider, on the surprisingly golfish word "stymie."
With thanks to @bcdreyer.social.
fritinancy.substack.com/p/word-of-th...
With thanks to @bcdreyer.social.
fritinancy.substack.com/p/word-of-th...
Word of the week: Stymie
Thwarted no longer.
fritinancy.substack.com
March 16, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Me, a golf-avoider, on the surprisingly golfish word "stymie."
With thanks to @bcdreyer.social.
fritinancy.substack.com/p/word-of-th...
With thanks to @bcdreyer.social.
fritinancy.substack.com/p/word-of-th...
hit exactly the word limit on this one with no edits, that felt good. almost golfish, I assume, having never played
January 16, 2026 at 3:38 PM
hit exactly the word limit on this one with no edits, that felt good. almost golfish, I assume, having never played
Mmmm… golfish crackers…
September 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Mmmm… golfish crackers…
Golfish, a physics puzzle adventure game, coming to Nintendo Switch https://nintendoeverything.com/golfish-a-physics-puzzle-adventure-game-coming-to-nintendo-switch/
June 24, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Golfish, a physics puzzle adventure game, coming to Nintendo Switch https://nintendoeverything.com/golfish-a-physics-puzzle-adventure-game-coming-to-nintendo-switch/
ruffylion golfish wg sequence (cringe)
March 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
ruffylion golfish wg sequence (cringe)
We have golfish as a library pet, but we're seriously considering a baby elephant.
Can they learn to shelve books?
Can they learn to shelve books?
February 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
We have golfish as a library pet, but we're seriously considering a baby elephant.
Can they learn to shelve books?
Can they learn to shelve books?
Puzzle adventure "Golfish" announced for Switch http://gonintendo.com/contents/62192-puzzle-adventure-golfish-announced-for-switch
#nintendoswitch #eshop
#nintendoswitch #eshop
Puzzle adventure "Golfish" announced for Switch
Luring you in
gonintendo.com
June 24, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Puzzle adventure "Golfish" announced for Switch http://gonintendo.com/contents/62192-puzzle-adventure-golfish-announced-for-switch
#nintendoswitch #eshop
#nintendoswitch #eshop
Oh i thoguth u were talking abt golfish. Ok. NO HATE 4 ONE WILL BE TOLERATED....... guards... kill this guy....
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Oh i thoguth u were talking abt golfish. Ok. NO HATE 4 ONE WILL BE TOLERATED....... guards... kill this guy....
Also as a golfish owner for 5+ years now, I'm seeing all the wrong things Tamamori did....
May 14, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Also as a golfish owner for 5+ years now, I'm seeing all the wrong things Tamamori did....
Hes a beer gobbler,,. didnt you know golfish was a beer gobbler once
December 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Hes a beer gobbler,,. didnt you know golfish was a beer gobbler once
I honestly believe that there are some golfish out there in their bowls thinking, "What the hell is wrong with you people?? Snap outta it!!"
June 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I honestly believe that there are some golfish out there in their bowls thinking, "What the hell is wrong with you people?? Snap outta it!!"
Puzzle adventure "Golfish" announced for Switch:
https://gonintendo.com/contents/62192-puzzle-adventure-golfish-announced-for-switch
Luring you in
#switch
https://gonintendo.com/contents/62192-puzzle-adventure-golfish-announced-for-switch
Luring you in
#switch
June 24, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Puzzle adventure "Golfish" announced for Switch:
https://gonintendo.com/contents/62192-puzzle-adventure-golfish-announced-for-switch
Luring you in
#switch
https://gonintendo.com/contents/62192-puzzle-adventure-golfish-announced-for-switch
Luring you in
#switch
I friggin forgot to do a thing for mermay, and I wanted to draw my golfish mermaid oc!
Ah well, mermaids are year round, like unicorns!
Ah well, mermaids are year round, like unicorns!
June 1, 2026 at 3:51 AM
I friggin forgot to do a thing for mermay, and I wanted to draw my golfish mermaid oc!
Ah well, mermaids are year round, like unicorns!
Ah well, mermaids are year round, like unicorns!
Plus there’s “healthy” chip options like Popcorners and the Golfish Crisps (I get both) that are cheaper than a main brand bag of chips
February 6, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Plus there’s “healthy” chip options like Popcorners and the Golfish Crisps (I get both) that are cheaper than a main brand bag of chips
Mi Momb slepes in awl da time! Hers stay up al nite.
It cool hear but al da snoe we got mellted 😢
It sownds lik yu has an gwate plan fur da day. Momb has tu go by wurms (🤢) fur my sister, da fat golfish 🤭
Mi awlso plan tu nap! 🥱😴
It cool hear but al da snoe we got mellted 😢
It sownds lik yu has an gwate plan fur da day. Momb has tu go by wurms (🤢) fur my sister, da fat golfish 🤭
Mi awlso plan tu nap! 🥱😴
January 2, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Mi Momb slepes in awl da time! Hers stay up al nite.
It cool hear but al da snoe we got mellted 😢
It sownds lik yu has an gwate plan fur da day. Momb has tu go by wurms (🤢) fur my sister, da fat golfish 🤭
Mi awlso plan tu nap! 🥱😴
It cool hear but al da snoe we got mellted 😢
It sownds lik yu has an gwate plan fur da day. Momb has tu go by wurms (🤢) fur my sister, da fat golfish 🤭
Mi awlso plan tu nap! 🥱😴
February 27, 2026 at 5:57 PM