A thirteen-point wipeout in a country where a race between free kittens and gonorrhea would split 51-49…
As of early Wednesday, the Democratic margin of victory in the overall national vote for House seats was expected to be about 13 percentage points — the largest that either party has lodged in a congressional election since at least 1976, according to estimates by The New York Times.
Angry Voters Usher in Beginning of the End to the Trump Era
The electoral backlash extended even into deep red states and indicated that President Trump has lost his hold over the coalition that lifted him to the White House twice.
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November 5, 2026 at 2:11 PM
A thirteen-point wipeout in a country where a race between free kittens and gonorrhea would split 51-49…
Republicans still courting Trump's endorsement is like a John paying extra for gonorrhea
November 5, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Republicans still courting Trump's endorsement is like a John paying extra for gonorrhea
My boyfriend said I got gonorrhea from riding the tractor in my bathing suit. / S09E16 The Burning
November 4, 2026 at 12:24 PM
My boyfriend said I got gonorrhea from riding the tractor in my bathing suit. / S09E16 The Burning
That's like offering to take gonorrhea if they'll take chlamydia.
November 6, 2026 at 5:41 AM
That's like offering to take gonorrhea if they'll take chlamydia.
So syphillis or gonorrhea?
Streets is cold for the republicans.
Oh well. Stay gold, ponyboy.
Streets is cold for the republicans.
Oh well. Stay gold, ponyboy.
Pick your poison.
Steve Scalise, an election denier who spoke at an event organized by a white supremacist group.
Jim Jordan, Trump’s loyal attack dog who’s spent more time launching political witch hunts than governing.
What a choice.
Steve Scalise, an election denier who spoke at an event organized by a white supremacist group.
Jim Jordan, Trump’s loyal attack dog who’s spent more time launching political witch hunts than governing.
What a choice.
November 5, 2026 at 4:32 PM
So syphillis or gonorrhea?
Streets is cold for the republicans.
Oh well. Stay gold, ponyboy.
Streets is cold for the republicans.
Oh well. Stay gold, ponyboy.
enthusiastic double gonorrhea
November 5, 2026 at 5:41 PM
enthusiastic double gonorrhea
Poor lollipop has gonorrhea now.
November 3, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Poor lollipop has gonorrhea now.
My boyfriend said I got gonorrhea from riding the tractor in my bathing suit. / S09E16 The Burning
November 4, 2026 at 12:22 PM
My boyfriend said I got gonorrhea from riding the tractor in my bathing suit. / S09E16 The Burning
Yeah, enthusiastic double gonorrhea (IYKYK)
November 3, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Yeah, enthusiastic double gonorrhea (IYKYK)
may I give you a BETTER organism to compare them to
November 3, 2026 at 4:28 PM
may I give you a BETTER organism to compare them to
And by that logic the cure for gonorrhea is syphilis.
November 4, 2026 at 2:23 AM
And by that logic the cure for gonorrhea is syphilis.
As a teenager, I was convinced there was a Smiths song called "I Started Surfing".
And for quite a long time, I thought that rather lovely Gabrielle song "Out of Reach" was called "Gonorrhea".
And for quite a long time, I thought that rather lovely Gabrielle song "Out of Reach" was called "Gonorrhea".
November 2, 2026 at 10:05 PM
As a teenager, I was convinced there was a Smiths song called "I Started Surfing".
And for quite a long time, I thought that rather lovely Gabrielle song "Out of Reach" was called "Gonorrhea".
And for quite a long time, I thought that rather lovely Gabrielle song "Out of Reach" was called "Gonorrhea".
I also hope you get gonorrhea. You'd deserve it.
November 3, 2026 at 4:13 AM
I also hope you get gonorrhea. You'd deserve it.
Disagree, if gonorrhea was a human. Russell would be an excellent representation.
November 5, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Disagree, if gonorrhea was a human. Russell would be an excellent representation.
Dungeon Crawler Carl is the kind of work where any time someone tells me why I should read it it's because at one point a guy shows up named Pingus McShit who has a level 88 spork of gonorrhea who rides a dinosaur in a chicken hat and it's like okay man
November 2, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Dungeon Crawler Carl is the kind of work where any time someone tells me why I should read it it's because at one point a guy shows up named Pingus McShit who has a level 88 spork of gonorrhea who rides a dinosaur in a chicken hat and it's like okay man
Obviously Nixon has earned the right to try again in 2028, especially given that by then a mutant strain of gonorrhea will have taken out 20% of The Villages.
November 4, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Obviously Nixon has earned the right to try again in 2028, especially given that by then a mutant strain of gonorrhea will have taken out 20% of The Villages.
Pretty sure he singlehandedly subsidized chlamydia, gonorrhea and syphilis though
October 29, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Pretty sure he singlehandedly subsidized chlamydia, gonorrhea and syphilis though
Of course.
And from the Vietnam era, Donald J. Bone Spurs still lives with the horrors of action he saw at Chlamydia Canal, Gonorrhea Gulch, and Syphilis Hill.
And from the Vietnam era, Donald J. Bone Spurs still lives with the horrors of action he saw at Chlamydia Canal, Gonorrhea Gulch, and Syphilis Hill.
Trump: "I could've won the Vietnam War in a week"
(It's been 8 months and Trump can't defeat Iran)
(It's been 8 months and Trump can't defeat Iran)
November 2, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Of course.
And from the Vietnam era, Donald J. Bone Spurs still lives with the horrors of action he saw at Chlamydia Canal, Gonorrhea Gulch, and Syphilis Hill.
And from the Vietnam era, Donald J. Bone Spurs still lives with the horrors of action he saw at Chlamydia Canal, Gonorrhea Gulch, and Syphilis Hill.
Hard pass. I'm not into syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia, aids, herpes, or old stinky rotting men
November 2, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Hard pass. I'm not into syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia, aids, herpes, or old stinky rotting men
-then you need to get tested for gonorrhea, Spider-Man
November 3, 2026 at 3:07 PM
-then you need to get tested for gonorrhea, Spider-Man
Nope; gonna get Gonorrhea
Fuck Marjorie Taylor Greene one more time.
October 31, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Nope; gonna get Gonorrhea
Good. And I hope we're not gonna subsidize gonorrhea, either
October 29, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Good. And I hope we're not gonna subsidize gonorrhea, either
Or.. Syphilis and Gonorrhea
Sodom and Gomorrah
Eye Roll Side Eye
ALT: Eye Roll Side Eye
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October 31, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Or.. Syphilis and Gonorrhea
Ah, Mr. ruSSian Gonorrhea and Mr. ruSSian Herpes
Former presidents Aleksandar Vučić and Viktor Orbán struck a defiant tone together: “We will return.” Vučić added: “Yes, we both recently lost elections, but we have not lost our dignity, our pride or our faith.” #Europe
October 31, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Ah, Mr. ruSSian Gonorrhea and Mr. ruSSian Herpes
I found it on IMDb, and the one classmate who has a proper page of his own is just credited as "Gonorrhea"
XD
XD
November 3, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I found it on IMDb, and the one classmate who has a proper page of his own is just credited as "Gonorrhea"
XD
XD