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According to my smart watch I have masturbated 10km today!
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May 21, 2026 at 6:04 AM
That moment when you can't find a vibrator and cucumbers start looking sexy....
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May 21, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Welcome to gooners anonymous - I see all of you came today, that's not how we do things around here.

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May 21, 2026 at 3:50 AM
If edging were an Olympic sport then the winner would be the one who cums last....
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May 21, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Told Dad I spent the weekend edging. He said "Yeah I mowed and edged too" Ha Ha ha. Great minds think alike

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May 21, 2026 at 3:09 AM