#goosestep
Meanwhile the Broligarchy goosestep forward into a hellscape of regurgitated visual cliches, where all women look like a stacked Tilly Norwood and all men like a gym-jacked Trump, gold codpiece glinting, as he ‘owns the Libs’ from his Tesla hover car. And every movie is The Avengers. Again.

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October 3, 2026 at 8:07 AM
FASCOM... does it come with black boots to goosestep or is that extra?
Army is establishing a new command. FASCOM = Futures and Autonomous Systems Command.
October 2, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Tucker let Hitler goosestep his way into his heart.
October 2, 2026 at 11:37 PM
seriously like wtf. i've never had so many calamities hit my family at once. My dad hit a deer, that's #14, and he's most likely going to lose his job(not over the deer). All while scientists are saying we're fucked by 2030 and our government continues to goosestep it's way forward. I want off.
October 2, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Notice how steroid-brain
Hegshog pranced (should goosestep) on stage in front of huge flag like Gen George Patton
Gets rid of military brain trust in favor of "Christian" nationalists (i.e. Nazis)
It's how trump is handling our military
Making America Vulnerable & Weak
Putin, Xi, Kim laugh at US
October 2, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Men, all this stuff you've heard about America wanting to be woke, wanting to study Che Guevara, is a lot of horse dung. Americans, traditionally, love fascism. All real Americans love the sound of the goosestep, the forcing of castor oil down throats!
October 1, 2026 at 9:21 PM
It’s because msm has gotten in goosestep with this administration.
September 30, 2026 at 11:54 PM
That's a prematurely geriatric looking goosestep IMHO.
September 30, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Whether he can or not isn't the issue, it is does HE believe HE can. The answer is yes, and the Magats will drop in behind him in goosestep...I mean lockstep
September 30, 2026 at 7:09 PM
And by "we" I mean the dipshits who outsource whether or not to scratch their balls to chatgpt, who sadly will individually goosestep us into bullshit collectively. Brain and brain, what is brain? Dunno love ask Claude, maybe it can let you do surgery for a bit before you need help tying shoes again
September 30, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Trying out his goosestep on a rainy day.
September 30, 2026 at 1:39 PM
yes but they appear to be self destructing right now.

Anchoring their "culture" in orange order parades with colonialist banners & flags is not a good look in the 21st century.

You never see Germans demanding to goosestep up Champs-Élysées every may 10th "coz our culture innit".
September 28, 2026 at 8:01 AM
There was, but it was still a Dutch conquest of England, Scotland and Ireland, and a most inglorious revolution.

I'd liken it to the French far right, "Rather Hitler than Blum", in 1940.
"We wanted rid of the Front Populaire, so let's pretend we're Germans, and goosestep up the Champs Elysées..."
September 27, 2026 at 2:50 PM
did you do a lil goosestep when writing this post?
September 24, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Oh no the scary leftists are gonna make you face consequences for your bigotry. Goosestep the fuck away from your computer forever
September 24, 2026 at 11:58 AM
i mean come on! guy is a parody of a bag of red flags, does he need to goosestep down the road for people to see it.
September 22, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Give him a break. He's trying SO hard not to goosestep.
September 21, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Misogyny reigns anew.
Xenophobes goosestep too.
Citizenship for sale.
But only if we fail.

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September 21, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Real shock that pols and pundits who falling over themselves with “we’re doing fascism now? cuz I have a really cool goosestep to flex” back in November ‘24 are struggling with the whole “folks were irked with Biden gaslighting them on the economy and are now even angrier the next guy was worse”
September 21, 2026 at 12:07 AM