#gopenis
He's in town to suck GOPenis
February 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
That's some real GOPenis right there.
October 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
It's clear that the entire GOPenis is under the assumption that their diehard voters posses birth certificate and or drivers license and or a passport. Good luck with that
March 6, 2026 at 7:26 PM
A GoPenis Cam 😆
are…uhh…are we the penis?
February 8, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Who would have thought that the entire economy of the United States is partially fueled by immigrants legal or otherwise. Remove them the economy crumbles. It's not rocket science. Can't understand why the GOPenis party hasn't figured out why their states are losing billions of dollars. Idiots!
September 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
December 13, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Dispatch from Dumfukistan. Let’s pass a law to make sure we keep more guns on the street by CRIMINALIZING buyback programs. #MAGA #Texas #GOPenis #CultureWar #guns #Dumfukistan
Bill headed to Greg Abbott would ban local gun buyback programs in Texas
Elected officials in Houston and San Antonio have sponsored gun buyback programs in recent years.
www.expressnews.com
May 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
will be starting a poorly-paying but highly-interesting and relevant position next month for the nude year, finally realizing my true starving artist dreams. AND my top surgery consultation has been scheduled #gopenis
December 13, 2024 at 8:04 PM
At what point do you have to put some kind of limitations on presidential pardon powers? Every single sex offending GOPenis that gets arrested is pardoned. Enough is enough.
March 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Maybe if he made some adjustments to it, made it look more like Charlie Kirk...
- Shrink the facial features into about half the face space.
- Show off them gummy pearly whites.
- Replace the microphone with a GOPenis.
- Replace 'FREEDOM' with 'Will take bullet for 2A'
July 21, 2026 at 3:27 PM
All you critics who say “Texas gets what it votes for.” Texans don’t CHOOSE these MFers! The GOP does everything it can to make Dems irrelevant. They’re scared shitless of party chair Kendall Scudder and the state’s progressive voices. #Texas #GOPenis
July 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
All I know is that if the convicted felon bankrupts this country, the very first thing should be to stop all benefits and pensions for all GOPenis members, going back to gis first administration. No way they get to live off this country when millions upon millions of people lost their benefits.
May 17, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Epstein will be felon 47s downfall. It can't come soon enough. Everyone in the GOPenis party for years have been railing for the release of the files, now they all clamed up saying it's a distraction from real work that needs to be done. Just waiting for the next bombshell to drop....
July 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
So the GOPenis party wants to vote to give felon 47 the plane "gifted" to the United States after he leaves the office. Can't even comprehend how this isn't blatantly illegal. Since when can the government just give away government property worth billions and not get anything in return.
July 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
No matter what happens with the midterm elections the Gopenis party will cry foul if they don't win, and will contest any race not won by them. This will delay the swearing in potentially for months waiting on recounts, costing thousands to millions of dollars for nothing. This is how they deflect.
February 27, 2026 at 3:14 AM
It's almost as if it's a requirement to be a sex predator or otherwise demented soul to be part of the GOPenis party
March 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Ok maybe I can't understand why the entire GOPenis party spews hateful speech and comments on a daily basis, and now they need 58 million dollars for protection. Maybe try shutting the hell up once in awhile and you wouldn't have to live in fear of someone trying to kill you.
September 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Does anyone think for one second that MTG retiring in Jan is nothing more than a ploy for something bigger?
I find it very strange given the slim majority of the GOPenis party that a highly visible person would just give up her position and in less than 2 months no less. What's really going on?
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
They found out he wasn't arrested for anything, so they got him a DUI charge. This way he now belongs in the GOPenis party.
March 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
This raises an interesting point, what if the redrawn districts in Texas and elsewhere that are supposed to be felon loving magats, don't actually vote for the GOPenis party? What then, all of the hubbub over it would be for nothing. It would be funny as hell if they all voted the other way.
August 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
It's so funny that despite having a majority the GOPenis party is yet to pass a budget bill. Still kicking the can down the road, blaming the dems for not voting on it. When are they going to realize it's their party preventing the bill from passing no one else. You're in control and can't do it.
August 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Believe me, testerone peddling began 20 years ago in the manosphere. What we're experiencing now among conservatives is the "over-compensation phase" of the conservative movement, or what I call Permanent Lingering GOPenis.
July 28, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Anyone want to bet if the GOPenis party loses in Tennessee to a democrat. They will contest it in court, demand recount after recount and not certifying the election for months all while their heads spin in defeat. Any takers???
December 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The entire GOPenis party has full on ignored all of the signs and symptoms of dementia and are just ike that's all fine, he's fine nothing wrong with his slurred speech and daytime sleeping. The media has been complacent in their biased reporting. None of them have the right to day anything anymore
July 6, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Now felon 47 is suggesting a tariff rebate check because they are collecting soo much money. Whatever happened to the promised DOGE rebates we were supposed to get because of the trillions of dollars in savings. Oh right they didn't save shit. Smoke and mirrors and misdirection. More GOPenis lies.
July 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM