![Comic: Typical Geologic core sample. [Cylindrical core sample with labels for difference sections from top to bottom] Topsoil, till, granite bedrock, bottomsoil, roof of subway car, floor of subway car, more granite, municipal water main [gouge in core sample], slightly different granite, piece of screaming spelunker’s forearm, cool crystals with no resale value, mangled fragments of drillbit from previous attempt, some boring intrusive rock that’s basically granite but has a name like “diorite” or “Andalite” that you always have to look up, netherrack, Balrog wing. [break between next chunk of core sample] Granite, topsoil, cement, floorboards, carpet, possessions of a confused and angry homeowner in the other hemisphere.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicffnydtpbb2x24cfbblv2qtcwbr37zyw44vtqx47ocj2a26b2j2u)
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Why import African granite finished in Italy?
Serious question: what’s wrong with granite from the USA? We have queries here. 🤷🏽♂️
Serious question: what’s wrong with granite from the USA? We have queries here. 🤷🏽♂️
April 24, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Why import African granite finished in Italy?
Serious question: what’s wrong with granite from the USA? We have queries here. 🤷🏽♂️
Serious question: what’s wrong with granite from the USA? We have queries here. 🤷🏽♂️
NH and VT have amazing granite. So does Georgia and NC. But America First is using African granite finished in Italy. bsky.app/profile/atru...
O'KEEFE: Where did the granite come from?
TRUMP: Uh, it came from Italy
O'KEEFE: So it's Italian granite?
TRUMP: It was carved in Italy. It came from another location. You know where? Africa
O'KEEFE: So you have African and Italian granite outside the Oval Office?
TRUMP: Yeah. Is that okay?
TRUMP: Uh, it came from Italy
O'KEEFE: So it's Italian granite?
TRUMP: It was carved in Italy. It came from another location. You know where? Africa
O'KEEFE: So you have African and Italian granite outside the Oval Office?
TRUMP: Yeah. Is that okay?
April 24, 2026 at 12:19 AM
NH and VT have amazing granite. So does Georgia and NC. But America First is using African granite finished in Italy. bsky.app/profile/atru...
New Hampshire is literally called the Granite State
O'KEEFE: Where did the granite come from?
TRUMP: Uh, it came from Italy
O'KEEFE: So it's Italian granite?
TRUMP: It was carved in Italy. It came from another location. You know where? Africa
O'KEEFE: So you have African and Italian granite outside the Oval Office?
TRUMP: Yeah. Is that okay?
TRUMP: Uh, it came from Italy
O'KEEFE: So it's Italian granite?
TRUMP: It was carved in Italy. It came from another location. You know where? Africa
O'KEEFE: So you have African and Italian granite outside the Oval Office?
TRUMP: Yeah. Is that okay?
April 24, 2026 at 12:54 AM
New Hampshire is literally called the Granite State
Trump: "We had a great meeting and he has great interest in granite. He likes granite. He's an expert on stone. And he loves good granite. Thank you very much."
September 24, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Trump: "We had a great meeting and he has great interest in granite. He likes granite. He's an expert on stone. And he loves good granite. Thank you very much."
The Granite Knight pecs poster (Granite Knight/Paradiso Guardian)
May 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The Granite Knight pecs poster (Granite Knight/Paradiso Guardian)
O'KEEFE: Where did the granite come from?
TRUMP: Uh, it came from Italy
O'KEEFE: So it's Italian granite?
TRUMP: It was carved in Italy. It came from another location. You know where? Africa
O'KEEFE: So you have African and Italian granite outside the Oval Office?
TRUMP: Yeah. Is that okay?
TRUMP: Uh, it came from Italy
O'KEEFE: So it's Italian granite?
TRUMP: It was carved in Italy. It came from another location. You know where? Africa
O'KEEFE: So you have African and Italian granite outside the Oval Office?
TRUMP: Yeah. Is that okay?
April 23, 2026 at 8:24 PM
O'KEEFE: Where did the granite come from?
TRUMP: Uh, it came from Italy
O'KEEFE: So it's Italian granite?
TRUMP: It was carved in Italy. It came from another location. You know where? Africa
O'KEEFE: So you have African and Italian granite outside the Oval Office?
TRUMP: Yeah. Is that okay?
TRUMP: Uh, it came from Italy
O'KEEFE: So it's Italian granite?
TRUMP: It was carved in Italy. It came from another location. You know where? Africa
O'KEEFE: So you have African and Italian granite outside the Oval Office?
TRUMP: Yeah. Is that okay?
Waupaca Granite Quarry
September 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Waupaca Granite Quarry
Waterfall studies @ Hokkaido
May 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Waterfall studies @ Hokkaido
Youngs River Falls
August 30, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Youngs River Falls
Waupaca Granite Quarry.
September 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Waupaca Granite Quarry.
Waupaca Granite Quarry
September 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Waupaca Granite Quarry
Granite Moai in the Jizera Mountains.
March 21, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Granite Moai in the Jizera Mountains.
Paint GRANITE??
Can someone stop Trump from destroying historic DC?
The Eisenhower Executive Office Building is famous for its gray granite facade, and he wants to paint it white, costing taxpayers at least $7.5 million.
NEWSFLASH: this isn’t going to lower gas or grocery prices or open the Strait of Hormuz.
The Eisenhower Executive Office Building is famous for its gray granite facade, and he wants to paint it white, costing taxpayers at least $7.5 million.
NEWSFLASH: this isn’t going to lower gas or grocery prices or open the Strait of Hormuz.
May 10, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Paint GRANITE??
Karavshin Valley in Kyrgyzstan, also known as the "Asian Patagonia," famous for its dramatic granite peaks and nomadic culture
July 29, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Karavshin Valley in Kyrgyzstan, also known as the "Asian Patagonia," famous for its dramatic granite peaks and nomadic culture
Waupaca Granite Quarry
September 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Waupaca Granite Quarry
November 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Take for granite 🥴
December 30, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Take for granite 🥴
For those curious - the United States has 276 active Granite Quarries in 34 states.
There was zero need to import Italian granite.
There was zero need to import Italian granite.
April 23, 2026 at 8:27 PM
For those curious - the United States has 276 active Granite Quarries in 34 states.
There was zero need to import Italian granite.
There was zero need to import Italian granite.
Waupaca Granite Quarry.
September 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Waupaca Granite Quarry.
I just found out my countertops are slate.
I've been taking them for granite this whole time
I've been taking them for granite this whole time
July 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I just found out my countertops are slate.
I've been taking them for granite this whole time
I've been taking them for granite this whole time
Waupaca Granite Quarry
September 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Waupaca Granite Quarry