Parrots stating that the Greeneville Zoo sucks are expressing their own opinions and not the views of the Greeneville Zoo.
March 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Parrots stating that the Greeneville Zoo sucks are expressing their own opinions and not the views of the Greeneville Zoo.
Greeneville Zoo will not tolerate rumors of cheap taxidermy after what we've spent on it.
October 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Greeneville Zoo will not tolerate rumors of cheap taxidermy after what we've spent on it.
After Greeneville Zoo’s Sensitivity Training, even our honey badgers care.
September 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
After Greeneville Zoo’s Sensitivity Training, even our honey badgers care.
Thank you for calling Greeneville Zoo. Press 1 for hours. Press 2 to speak with a monkey.
November 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Thank you for calling Greeneville Zoo. Press 1 for hours. Press 2 to speak with a monkey.
waterbed store, greeneville, tennessee, 1982
April 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
waterbed store, greeneville, tennessee, 1982
Greeneville Zoo proudly announces our Spring Show Series featuring:
-So, You Skink You Can Dance?
-America’s Got Talons
-Who Wants to Be a Chameleonaire?
-Win Ben Stein’s Monkey
-Gorilla Housewives of Greeneville
-So, You Skink You Can Dance?
-America’s Got Talons
-Who Wants to Be a Chameleonaire?
-Win Ben Stein’s Monkey
-Gorilla Housewives of Greeneville
March 24, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Greeneville Zoo proudly announces our Spring Show Series featuring:
-So, You Skink You Can Dance?
-America’s Got Talons
-Who Wants to Be a Chameleonaire?
-Win Ben Stein’s Monkey
-Gorilla Housewives of Greeneville
-So, You Skink You Can Dance?
-America’s Got Talons
-Who Wants to Be a Chameleonaire?
-Win Ben Stein’s Monkey
-Gorilla Housewives of Greeneville
We've been gerrymandered away from Greeneville because Greeneville Zoo couldn't handle being the 2nd best zoo in the district.
May 14, 2026 at 9:36 PM
We've been gerrymandered away from Greeneville because Greeneville Zoo couldn't handle being the 2nd best zoo in the district.
To celebrate Greeneville legalizing weed, we're now calling them Mariguanas.
June 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
To celebrate Greeneville legalizing weed, we're now calling them Mariguanas.
It's that time of year again: Eat an entire raw pumpkin faster than our hippopotamus and win a lifetime membership to Greeneville Zoo!
September 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
It's that time of year again: Eat an entire raw pumpkin faster than our hippopotamus and win a lifetime membership to Greeneville Zoo!
Greeneville Zoo magic begins in the parking lot with our World Class Pigeon Sanctuary.
February 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Greeneville Zoo magic begins in the parking lot with our World Class Pigeon Sanctuary.
Jeremiah was a bullfrog. In lieu of flowers, please make donations to Greeneville Amphibian Rescue.
February 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Jeremiah was a bullfrog. In lieu of flowers, please make donations to Greeneville Amphibian Rescue.
Greeneville zoo doesn't understand "freedom"
Redville Zoo's fireworks display was a disaster. Ostriches trampled the outer parameter, ocelots headed in all directions, and the emus totaled a food truck. Downtown Redville is closed.
July 5, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Greeneville zoo doesn't understand "freedom"
Unlike Greeneville Zoo, our employees aren't forced to wear weirdass matching uniforms.
August 31, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Unlike Greeneville Zoo, our employees aren't forced to wear weirdass matching uniforms.
How do we celebrate National Tarantula Appreciation Day at Greeneville Zoo? Reach into your pocket for a fun surprise.
August 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
How do we celebrate National Tarantula Appreciation Day at Greeneville Zoo? Reach into your pocket for a fun surprise.
The lawyers say a chimpanzee can't drive the Greeneville Zoo Monorail but he can. We saw him do it.
August 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The lawyers say a chimpanzee can't drive the Greeneville Zoo Monorail but he can. We saw him do it.
Everyone knows Greeneville only has one zoo, so please stop referring to us as “Greeneville’s third-best zoo.”
July 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Everyone knows Greeneville only has one zoo, so please stop referring to us as “Greeneville’s third-best zoo.”
Greeneville isn’t just a zoo, it's also a rehab center. We’re weaning the meerkats off fermented berries.
February 28, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Greeneville isn’t just a zoo, it's also a rehab center. We’re weaning the meerkats off fermented berries.
It's duck season 𝘢𝘯𝘥 wabbit season at the Greeneville Grinder Sandwich Shack!
March 14, 2026 at 10:32 PM
It's duck season 𝘢𝘯𝘥 wabbit season at the Greeneville Grinder Sandwich Shack!
Greeneville Zoo is proud to announce FREE LUNCHES for guests!*
*Limited to capybara feed only; all other lunches cost $67.83 each.
*Limited to capybara feed only; all other lunches cost $67.83 each.
February 9, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Greeneville Zoo is proud to announce FREE LUNCHES for guests!*
*Limited to capybara feed only; all other lunches cost $67.83 each.
*Limited to capybara feed only; all other lunches cost $67.83 each.
To all concerned callers: We agree that animals should be behind bars. But the Greeneville Zoo Streaker is now a matter for local authorities.
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
To all concerned callers: We agree that animals should be behind bars. But the Greeneville Zoo Streaker is now a matter for local authorities.
Our monkeys on typewriters have been insufferable ever since their 5-Star "Local Authors" review in the Greeneville Gazette.
August 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Our monkeys on typewriters have been insufferable ever since their 5-Star "Local Authors" review in the Greeneville Gazette.
The biggest difference between Greeneville Zoo and Redville Zoo is we have liability insurance.
The biggest difference between Redville Zoo and Greeneville Zoo is our animals are free to leave.
July 31, 2025 at 3:45 AM
The biggest difference between Greeneville Zoo and Redville Zoo is we have liability insurance.
Greeneville Zoo prides itself on being apolitical (no donkeys or elephants).
February 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Greeneville Zoo prides itself on being apolitical (no donkeys or elephants).
Greeneville Zoo makes it's animals drink out of a garden hose
June 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Greeneville Zoo makes it's animals drink out of a garden hose
Octopuses have 3 hearts and they all hate Greeneville Zoo.
August 13, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Octopuses have 3 hearts and they all hate Greeneville Zoo.