“Sir this is a Wendy’s not a Greggs”
November 4, 2026 at 9:57 AM
“Sir this is a Wendy’s not a Greggs”
Apparently Abdul El-Sayed said he doesn’t like Greggs
Apparently Abdul El-Sayed told Paddington Bear that he only watches GBBO to shout at the contestants that they don't know what peanut butter is & only don't have aircon in the tent because they're too British to think of it
Apparently Abdul El-Sayed told a BBC journalist he tramples fields of poppies for a luagh.
November 4, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Apparently Abdul El-Sayed said he doesn’t like Greggs
📣 FLAT-ROOFED MURDER GREGGS KLAXON🚨
Nothing screams UK more than a micro Greggs on an industrial estate
November 4, 2026 at 8:33 AM
📣 FLAT-ROOFED MURDER GREGGS KLAXON🚨
British people just cannot blend in with the Mar-a-Lago crew. Liz sitting here like an uncooked Greggs sausage roll that won a competition
November 4, 2026 at 7:29 PM
British people just cannot blend in with the Mar-a-Lago crew. Liz sitting here like an uncooked Greggs sausage roll that won a competition
Big fan of Greggs Semiotic Standard for Pasties
October 29, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Big fan of Greggs Semiotic Standard for Pasties
i love the holiday season. and greggs.
November 2, 2026 at 2:08 PM
i love the holiday season. and greggs.
Merry Christmas! 🎄 😁 🎄
November 3, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Merry Christmas! 🎄 😁 🎄
Nothing screams UK more than a micro Greggs on an industrial estate
November 3, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Nothing screams UK more than a micro Greggs on an industrial estate
A lukewarm Greggs sausage roll.
British people: what should be designated as the state weapon of your county?
what's voting in the US like? well...
November 4, 2026 at 6:03 PM
A lukewarm Greggs sausage roll.
I drove passed a Subway Greggs combo outlet yesterday, I bet he'd like that. A Greggs Sub!
November 4, 2026 at 10:21 AM
I drove passed a Subway Greggs combo outlet yesterday, I bet he'd like that. A Greggs Sub!
Beef Wellington is just a Greggs sausage roll for posh people
November 3, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Beef Wellington is just a Greggs sausage roll for posh people
Not enough room ..Greggs Matters
November 3, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Not enough room ..Greggs Matters
the bitesize greggs outside of my local tesco is so dangerous
November 2, 2026 at 6:05 PM
the bitesize greggs outside of my local tesco is so dangerous
a Greggs sausage roll of course😎
November 4, 2026 at 11:45 AM
a Greggs sausage roll of course😎
I don't like Greggs either. Or Gregg.
November 4, 2026 at 10:06 AM
I don't like Greggs either. Or Gregg.
Cafés shut. Greggs it is…
November 4, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Cafés shut. Greggs it is…
I have finished all the Greggs now, praise me.
November 5, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I have finished all the Greggs now, praise me.
Sorry, I can't celebrate anymore, they've removed the triple chocolate donut from Greggs.
This is a dark day for confectionery.
This is a dark day for confectionery.
November 4, 2026 at 8:41 AM
Sorry, I can't celebrate anymore, they've removed the triple chocolate donut from Greggs.
This is a dark day for confectionery.
This is a dark day for confectionery.
Just seen Combat Boot Jesus and a Tiefling walk up the high street with a Greggs.
I love this time of year.
I love this time of year.
November 3, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Just seen Combat Boot Jesus and a Tiefling walk up the high street with a Greggs.
I love this time of year.
I love this time of year.
Can't get you out of my Greggs.
(Credit to Prof K for the line.)
(Credit to Prof K for the line.)
October 31, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Can't get you out of my Greggs.
(Credit to Prof K for the line.)
(Credit to Prof K for the line.)
'tis the season for:
ad: "Try the new festive bake recipe at Greggs!"
me: "one festive bake please"
Greggs: "sorry we're out"
maybe tomorrow
ad: "Try the new festive bake recipe at Greggs!"
me: "one festive bake please"
Greggs: "sorry we're out"
maybe tomorrow
November 3, 2026 at 12:07 PM
'tis the season for:
ad: "Try the new festive bake recipe at Greggs!"
me: "one festive bake please"
Greggs: "sorry we're out"
maybe tomorrow
ad: "Try the new festive bake recipe at Greggs!"
me: "one festive bake please"
Greggs: "sorry we're out"
maybe tomorrow
Don't play us against each other. We can see you. Dehumanisation doesn't stop at just "those" humans. That's why it shouldn't start.
"Working the system" as if people risk life and limb to visit fucking Greggs and be imprisoned in ex military bases.
"Working the system" as if people risk life and limb to visit fucking Greggs and be imprisoned in ex military bases.
November 3, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Don't play us against each other. We can see you. Dehumanisation doesn't stop at just "those" humans. That's why it shouldn't start.
"Working the system" as if people risk life and limb to visit fucking Greggs and be imprisoned in ex military bases.
"Working the system" as if people risk life and limb to visit fucking Greggs and be imprisoned in ex military bases.
Son introduced the bf to Greggs, and now he's gone back to the world with no Greggs (USA)
November 1, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Son introduced the bf to Greggs, and now he's gone back to the world with no Greggs (USA)