March 2, 2026 at 12:27 PM
My man looks like the first Nakatomi executive killed by Hans Gruber
August 30, 2026 at 9:03 PM
My man looks like the first Nakatomi executive killed by Hans Gruber
If Hegseth is confirmed, when he tries to negotiate, the rest of the world will be looking at him like Hans Gruber looked at cokehead Ellis in Die Hard
January 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
If Hegseth is confirmed, when he tries to negotiate, the rest of the world will be looking at him like Hans Gruber looked at cokehead Ellis in Die Hard
Hans has fallen.
Happy Holidays.
Happy Holidays.
December 24, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Hans has fallen.
Happy Holidays.
Happy Holidays.
Daniel Craig looks like a hacker working for Hans Gruber
July 14, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Daniel Craig looks like a hacker working for Hans Gruber
Fort Knox is for tourists.
February 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Fort Knox is for tourists.
Gruber (1988)
November 28, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Gruber (1988)
Jay Gruber is my hero of the day. Along with Mark Kelly that is.
At SXSW, Bluesky CEO Jay Graber pokes fun at Mark Zuckerberg with a shirt emblazoned with the Latin phrase - "Mundus sine caesaribus. "Or, “a world without Caesars.” techcrunch.com/2025/03/10/a...
At SXSW, Bluesky CEO Jay Graber pokes fun at Mark Zuckerberg with Latin phrase T-shirt | TechCrunch
When Bluesky CEO Jay Graber walked on stage at SXSW 2025 for her keynote discussion, she wore a large black T-shirt with her hair pulled back into a bun.
techcrunch.com
March 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Jay Gruber is my hero of the day. Along with Mark Kelly that is.
My man looks like Hans Gruber if he took hostages at a Tractor Supply Co.
September 4, 2026 at 3:20 PM
My man looks like Hans Gruber if he took hostages at a Tractor Supply Co.
fresh angezogen,
sofort da,
Bergdoktor Gruber,
Antifa
sofort da,
Bergdoktor Gruber,
Antifa
February 7, 2025 at 12:16 PM
fresh angezogen,
sofort da,
Bergdoktor Gruber,
Antifa
sofort da,
Bergdoktor Gruber,
Antifa
*Hans Gruber intensifies*
East German Pioneers with their Kinderpanzer (children tanks), Bad Schmiedeberg, 1970s via GDR Visuals
February 25, 2026 at 8:27 AM
*Hans Gruber intensifies*
It's not officially Christmas until I see Bruce Willis push Hans Gruber out of the window at Nakatomi Plaza.
December 10, 2025 at 11:53 AM
It's not officially Christmas until I see Bruce Willis push Hans Gruber out of the window at Nakatomi Plaza.
I couldn't NOT do this.
June 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I couldn't NOT do this.
What's an example of perfect casting?🖤
September 7, 2026 at 11:28 AM
What's an example of perfect casting?🖤
Me getting read to go OFF on you for not seeing Die Hard:
Alan Rickman as Hans Gruber in Die Hard
ALT: Alan Rickman as Hans Gruber in Die Hard
static.klipy.com
September 28, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Me getting read to go OFF on you for not seeing Die Hard:
It's like waiting to hear how a negotiation went between Hans Gruber and Ralph Wiggum. You already know. But somehow it will still be worse than you think.
August 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It's like waiting to hear how a negotiation went between Hans Gruber and Ralph Wiggum. You already know. But somehow it will still be worse than you think.
Is that you Hans?
September 29, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Is that you Hans?
just replacing bad guys with muppets: thread
November 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
just replacing bad guys with muppets: thread