#grumpyoldman
pointless hill i will die on as a coder: if you don't understand basic operator precedence, you can get in the sea.

"if ((a==4 and b==2) and c==7))" — no. learn to code.

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November 10, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Like bastard Basrah round 'ere #grumpyoldman #fireworkscangettofuck
November 5, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Kan iemand me eens uitleggen wat we precies ‘vieren’ met Halloween? En nee, niet die muffe uitleg van het Keltische Samhain. Wat leg je vandaag uit aan kinderen wat we ‘vieren’? #grumpyoldman
November 1, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Sign at a local church says they are having a "Makers Fair" - presumably this is a modern version of a 'Craft Fair'.
Why the change?

#grumpyoldman
October 30, 2026 at 3:46 PM
My grumpy internal editor function is getting exercised over song lyrics, French doors and café signs: brianclegg.blogspot.com/2026/10/beco... #grumpyoldman #englishusage
Becoming a grumpy old editor
Listening to popular beat combos on the wireless, or noticing signs around me, I realise that I am increasingly becoming a grumpy old editor...
brianclegg.blogspot.com
October 23, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Kids with scooters on public transport 🗑 #grumpyoldman
October 21, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Why do these people put themselves on telly?
#GrumpyOldMan
#ShoutingAtTheTelly
#Dim
October 19, 2026 at 4:24 PM
My rant on the increasing number of adverts rammed into the runtime of YouTube videos.
youtu.be/kUB20_jfOBk
#socialcommentary #personalexperiences #grumpyoldman
Grumpy Old Man: Ads On YouTube
YouTube video by The Abyssal Vault
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October 8, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Who's the 12-year-old from the Torygasp on the BBC's Hate Hour?

#GrumpyOldMan
October 4, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Vroeger: ‘12 stielen, 13 ongelukken’. Vandaag: ‘X is mediapersoonlijkheid, content creator, acteur, ontwerpt een kledinglijn, werkt aan een boek, renoveert de kathedraal van Antwerpen, en runt tevens een kookchannel.’ #grumpyoldman
October 3, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Damals, als "irgendwas mit Computern" noch Spaß machte … #grumpyoldman
September 28, 2026 at 9:12 AM
I don't care how young your kid is if they aren't carrying their own bag into the arena they shouldn't be playing. Period. #OldSchool #GrumpyOldMan 👴🏼
September 26, 2026 at 3:54 PM
In this episode of Grumpy Old Man, I discuss the appalling state of public toilets.
youtu.be/N6CZK-DH8Eg
#socialcommentary #personalexperiences #grumpyoldman
Grumpy Old Man: Public Toilets
YouTube video by The Abyssal Vault
youtu.be
September 24, 2026 at 6:42 PM
When I was 9 years old, I had no qualms about the dialog. At 52, knowing that Colu is an advanced, spacefaring civilization that predates ours, I find it hard to believe they have no record of Darkseid. The GLC would have record of him too. #grumpyoldman
September 18, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Triple J should be banned from paying shouty metal music before noon. Just too early for that sort of thing.

#grumpyoldman
September 17, 2026 at 11:57 PM
THE BEST PART OF RETIREMENT? TELLING YOUNG PEOPLE "BACK IN MY DAY."
#Retired #GrumpyOldMan #BackInMyDay
September 15, 2026 at 7:23 AM
RETIREMENT: WHERE EVERY DAY IS SATURDAY, BUT YOU STILL FORGET WHICH ONE.
#RetiredLife #GrumpyOldMan #NoSchedule
September 8, 2026 at 10:05 PM
That is the problem...and mobile phones. And talking. #GrumpyOldMan #tvlmwr
September 4, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Het overmatig gebruik van de woorden ‘fijn’ en ‘lief’ als in ‘fijne mensen, fijn gesprek, delen is lief, … ‘ mag wel eens gaan stoppen. #grumpyoldman
August 31, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Another rant about something else that annoys me about the modern world.
youtu.be/g_MMNL4C3kE

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Grumpy Old Man: Self-Service Tills
YouTube video by The Abyssal Vault
youtu.be
August 25, 2026 at 5:41 PM
am getting to that stage in life when I add the annotation/remark GOD FUCKING DAMN IT next to clips of Shanghai Disney Resort Metro station 😂 #GrumpyOldMan
January 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
When did people stop spell checking? Just found a customer that mixes languages on their website and web forms. I feel old, yelling to no one about spelling errors. #web #webdev #seo #grumpyoldman
September 5, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Net een reclame voor een oven met een camera in om je maaltijd te herkennen!
WHY?!🙄
WHY!?🙄
WHY?!🙄
Een oven is een oven, je weet wat je in doet!!😡
#grumpyoldman
April 14, 2026 at 6:12 PM
En, succes met dat, ze hebben nu al niet voldoende ‘ambtenaren’ om de auto snelheid in bedwang te houden! En het bellen in de auto en op de fiets dan???
Ik zie iedere dag een kapital in boetes rond rijden en niemand doet er wat aan!
#grumpyoldman
July 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM