#guarantee
When I first got Argon (late 90s, blue Merle Aussie, smart enough to do your taxes and guarantee a refund), I was doing recall practice by a canal in Phoenix. Halfway through practice, he stopped, looked at the water, and jumped right in. 🤦‍♀️
September 29, 2026 at 2:03 PM
I've basically been poor since I was born. I guarantee you I have a better grasp of the "real world" than that fucking shitbag
September 29, 2026 at 2:02 PM
And continue to play football for the school protecting him.
I guarantee she is not his only victim
bsky.app/profile/kati...
A case that isn’t getting the headlines it deserves: an LSU student was raped by an LSU football player. He admitted it, but the school is still letting him play football.

How multiple systems have failed this young woman & why she went public to get the help she needs:

youtu.be/LihN7hsNKnw?...
SHOCKING College SCANDAL EXPOSES Stakes Of Trump’s DANGEROUS AGENDA!!
YouTube video by Katie Phang
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September 29, 2026 at 2:00 PM
🔥 Fresh from the football desk:

Chelsea eyeing January midfield reinforcements, but no guarantee of a deal

Who benefits most from this?

#LFC #LiverpoolFC
Chelsea eyeing January midfield reinforcements, but no guarantee of a deal
Chelsea are open to signing a midfielder in January, according to BBC's Nizaar Kinsella, with Roma's Manu Kone and Monaco's Lamine Camara both previously targeted by the Blues.Liverpool are also reportedly circling Camara, complicating any move.
tribuna.com
September 29, 2026 at 2:00 PM
That’s the applicable amount for Guarantee Pension Credit, and I thought that that was a category of claimant who would be unaffected by changes to the triple lock, as their income is brought to the Guarantee level no matter what the underlying rate of SRP is, no?
September 29, 2026 at 1:57 PM
#SQRL2 is live on YouTube! You may see different kinds of squirrels, chipmunks, birds and more!
Can't guarantee anything will be there but let's see!

#Squirrel #Bunny #Chipmunk #Bird #Wildlife #Nature #TrailCam

youtube.com/@sqrlcams
#SQRL Cams
Streaming from #SQRL2 during the day. https://bsky.app/profile/r0bbitsqrl.bsky.social
youtube.com
September 29, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Pitch rolling in 2026 intended to make it seem inevitable come the 2029 election. It'll be pushed as a quid pro quo and that's fair. I'm a senior with no private pension. I'm being asked to give up a few quid a week (extra, not cash in pocket) to guarantee care if I need it. I'll settle for that.
September 29, 2026 at 1:53 PM
I'd invest if they could guarantee a prompt destruction of humanity. Functionally the same.
September 29, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Oh shit. Here's a thing. There's no guarantee that this works. If it does, there's no guarantee that my smell will be completely restored. I've tried hard not to get my hopes up, BUT! Now something has Been Done, and it is very hard not to think because something has Been Done something Will Happen
September 29, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Burnham has just committed political suicide by scrapping the Triple lock guarantee on pensions.
September 29, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I can guarantee he isnt going through hard times
Unbelievably washed
Rep. Greg Murphy on Republicans' pitch to voters: "I'm betting on the understanding of the American people that tough times need to be gone through to get to good times"
September 29, 2026 at 1:50 PM
I guarantee somebody on Tuberville’s staff—someone who secretly hates him—is feeding him this bullshit just to see how gullible he is.
September 29, 2026 at 1:36 PM
i guarantee you someone has a kink for stroggification. i guarantee you someone has got hard watching that
September 29, 2026 at 1:35 PM
In terms of "will I get students?". There's no guarantee, but last year we had 3 times as many enquiries as we had slots available.
September 29, 2026 at 1:34 PM
If he is saying he won't caucus with either party, I guarantee you he will caucus with Republicans!
September 29, 2026 at 1:32 PM
i started a new med 4 weeks ago in the hopes it would further reduce the frequency/intensity of my migraines (combined with the botox). imagine my surprise when i have now gone for an entire four weeks with *zero* migraines, including several attempts to trigger one (wine is almost a guarantee).
September 29, 2026 at 1:31 PM
7/40 separate nuclear guarantee beyond NATO’s extended deterrence, which already involves the United States, the United Kingdom and France.
September 29, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Oura's trade-off is between raising capital now, at a price shaped by yields and oil, and waiting for conditions to settle, with no guarantee the window will be wider later. That leaves employees and early backers facing a longer road to liquidity.
September 29, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Expensive Ethernet cables aren't a guarantee of higher speeds: Here's why

#Tech #Gadgets
Expensive Ethernet cables aren't a guarantee of higher speeds: Here's why - Engadget
An expensive Ethernet cable doesn't necessarily bring faster internet speed to your devices. Sometimes a cheap cable will perform just as well.
www.engadget.com
September 29, 2026 at 1:30 PM
I can guarantee that the "Trump is a communist" argument will be used by US Republicans in the future to distance themselves from Trump.
September 29, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Guarantee she's one of the women that calls 12 year old girls fast for being noticed by creepy adult men.
September 29, 2026 at 1:28 PM
I’ve seen all sorts of people, but this isn’t a brag. All humans are stupid, all of them make some sort of mistake, that’s what it means to be human. I guarantee you this.
September 29, 2026 at 1:28 PM
I've released more than 500 episodes over almost ten years now, and I guarantee you finding good sources is harder than ever because of AI. I feel so sorry for kids. The internet is slop, their textbooks are slop, their phones and laptops are slop, and they're being encouraged NOT to think.
September 29, 2026 at 1:27 PM
The armour one for example is hilarious. Another one is, During the State Opening of Parliament, a Member of Parliament is ceremonially held "hostage" at Buckingham Palace to guarantee the monarch's safe return. They're treated to a slap up meal and watch it on TV. It's absurd but fascinating.
September 29, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Ahahaha oh my God, they're not tackling student loans but they will guarantee your base payment so you too can prop up the housing bubble
September 29, 2026 at 1:23 PM