#hairgel
I bet the tabletops at the French Laundry are pretty nice, you vapid dollop of Temu hairgel
February 23, 2026 at 11:36 PM
They’re trying to explain subtraction to Secretary Hairgel.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2026/08/30/military-leaders-warn-hegseth-against-extending-iran-war-operations/"
August 31, 2026 at 2:26 PM
is that hairgel
#gay #men #kiss #kissing
May 2, 2026 at 1:27 AM
As a Californian, it is so embarrassing that Pritzker and Walz are leading with strong, substantive statements based on their actual principles, and we have governor hairgel meme coin.
August 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Republican senators who carried Trump’s water to confirm Secretary Hairgel must be loving all this mess.
Hegseth Said to Have Shared Attack Details in Second Signal Chat
The defense secretary sent sensitive information about strikes in Yemen to an encrypted group chat that included his wife and brother, people familiar with the matter said.
www.nytimes.com
April 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Once again cursed with missing arms and no hairgel 🥹
May 19, 2026 at 7:15 PM
It was going to be one of those days. #grickledoodle #bats #hairgel #horror #cartoon #art #drawing #funny
February 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I've never seen a dude who claims to be "looksmaxxing" who didn't look like someone spread some hairgel on a spoiled head of lettuce.
April 15, 2026 at 5:16 AM
With Hegseth in charge the likely cause is the now required hairgel leaking down into the pilots' eyes.
October 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Attacking is actually the opposite of deterrence, HairGel
Hegseth: "The operation President Trump planned was bold, and it was brilliant, showing the world that American deterrence is back"
June 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
dipshit hairgel tattboiii woke up today and chose gin and a mean-tweet
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
This is the guy who Governor Hairgel says whose work we should continue?
“Black women do not have the brain processing power to be taken seriously. You have to go steal a white person’s slot”.

-Charlie Kirk
September 11, 2025 at 10:24 AM
the hairgel meter is spiking
June 11, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Just beat Monster Rancher 2 for the first time ever. Thanks, Hairgel.
March 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
NICE but....where does Clark keep his hairgel and comb for those curls for when he becomes #Superman
December 19, 2024 at 4:19 PM
i hope to vote AOC in the primary if the hairgel elemental falls out of favor by then but if he doesn't im voting Harris for
I think Harris would be fine as a candidate
(I also would be fine with anyone on this list except Newsom, and also agree with people saying that a lot of this simply comes down to current name recognition)
September 23, 2026 at 3:48 AM
my 24 design, to mimic slicked back wavy/curly hair due to hairgel + to match their vibe to me ^_^ #osc #bfdi
April 10, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I am once again reminding people that the US Election Cycle isn't for another 18 months.

Gav's not my top pick, but if it's Hairgel or the Camps, I'm voting for him.

Give it time, others will stand for election soon enough.
August 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
discarded PrEP bottles are perfect for carrying some hairgel or whatever on a flight
October 24, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Hairgel maketh the Hegseth.
September 30, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Governor Podcast Hairgel needs to GO
Great timing, governor
June 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Gotta sniff them all 🐽 (1/?)
August 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
My organic barber takes his job very seriously
#malebarber #hung #hugepenis #hairgel #cumsquirts #penispressure #aigaypics
February 11, 2024 at 1:58 PM