#halfsies
September 26, 2026 at 7:35 AM
holy shit @wtyppod.bsky.social you wanna go halfsies with me
hey, uh, @victoriascott.bsky.social? you’re not gonna believe this but, uh, it’s for sale
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May 5, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Who wants to go halfsies on the lease for cranky kong’s house from the donkey Kong country tv show
August 6, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Halfsies?
April 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
February 3, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Don't go in halfsies on a pizza with a bear
They will NOT share

🎨: @raccoondrewchett.bsky.social
March 8, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Halfsies are not allowed!!!🚫
September 23, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Date idea: going halfsies at the Costco food court
March 30, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Ty 5k, here are some quality halfsies
December 29, 2024 at 2:46 PM
anyone wanna go halfsies on a
will to live? will to live anyone?
October 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
willing to go halfsies if anyone's interested
November 18, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Wanna go halfsies on a hug?
April 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
after median income, halfsies with society
May 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Who wants to go halfsies on a TMNT pinball machine?
December 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
@tracketpacer.com wanna go halfsies
September 14, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Finish Reconstruction. No halfsies this time.
Just the latest example that college journalists have the courage to say what many of their professional counterparts will not.
January 20, 2026 at 4:02 PM
*twirls hair*

Soooo… you wanna go halfsies on 100 wings or nah…
August 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Wanna go halfsies on this loaf of despair?
February 5, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Who wants to go halfsies on the Shruck?
August 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
If you’re this old too, let me know if you want to go halfsies on joint pain meds.
February 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM
making friends is fun and easy
July 10, 2026 at 11:25 AM
wanna go halfsies on a cessna?
August 23, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Go halfsies with those devils
September 27, 2026 at 3:32 PM
You aren't a writer if you're asking a puke machine to spit out ideas modeled after books people like me actually wrote.

The EASIEST part of the job is the idea. That's why real writers are asked 1700 times if they want to "go halfsies" on someone else's idea while the writer does the labor.
September 28, 2026 at 3:41 AM
(flirting with a frugal person) want to go halfsies on sex
December 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM