We're going to castrate him with hammers.
November 4, 2026 at 3:21 AM
We're going to castrate him with hammers.
My fellow Americans. I am happy to report to you today that we have beaten the rough beast slouching towards Bethlehem to death with hammers.
November 4, 2026 at 3:15 PM
My fellow Americans. I am happy to report to you today that we have beaten the rough beast slouching towards Bethlehem to death with hammers.
The only thing I want people reaching across the aisles with are hammers and sickles
November 4, 2026 at 3:54 AM
The only thing I want people reaching across the aisles with are hammers and sickles
This is a metaphor used by people who don't actually use hammers, by the way.
November 3, 2026 at 2:45 AM
This is a metaphor used by people who don't actually use hammers, by the way.
we’re beating you to death with hammers
November 4, 2026 at 5:23 PM
we’re beating you to death with hammers
Also, normally to make a hammer, you don't have to steal all the other hammers ever made in the entirety of human history without compensating any of the living hammer makers or the estates of those with culturally significant hammers.
November 3, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Also, normally to make a hammer, you don't have to steal all the other hammers ever made in the entirety of human history without compensating any of the living hammer makers or the estates of those with culturally significant hammers.
Hammers. Right now. He doesn’t get to celebrate for a single fucking moment.
November 4, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Hammers. Right now. He doesn’t get to celebrate for a single fucking moment.
one nation under arashi with wipers and hammers for all
vote bluechara no matter whochara
November 4, 2026 at 4:19 AM
one nation under arashi with wipers and hammers for all
6 in 7 voters want to kill president trump with hammers
November 3, 2026 at 11:37 PM
6 in 7 voters want to kill president trump with hammers
Elon Musk last seen taking hammers to hard drives
BREAKING: In a stunning upset with repercussions across the national legal landscape, Democrat Nathan Johnson claimed victory in the race to be Texas’ next top lawyer.
Nathan Johnson wins Texas attorney general’s office in big upset
Johnson beat Mayes Middleton to become the first Democrat to lead the powerful state agency in almost 30 years.
www.texastribune.org
November 4, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Elon Musk last seen taking hammers to hard drives
something about hammers and bashing things with hammers mm mmhmm, yeah that thing
if i say what should happen to both of these absolute subhumans i would be banned from every known platform
November 4, 2026 at 3:03 AM
something about hammers and bashing things with hammers mm mmhmm, yeah that thing
"fix" tim sweeney with hammers
Regarding yesterday's @itch.io post; Tim Sweeney seems to find it humorous that they're being drowned in slop while simultaneously also choosing to host his own vibecoding jam on their platform instead of his own.
November 2, 2026 at 11:15 AM
"fix" tim sweeney with hammers
Hammers. :]
Local developer raises HOA fees a whopping 1400% over 5 years. Now at $90k a year. He owns most of the homes in development, rents them. The minority of resident homeowners have no real legal recourse.
www.wsoctv.com/news/local/f...
www.wsoctv.com/news/local/f...
‘Forced out’: HOA fees to rise to $2,500 a month
On Monday, the HOA voted to raise fees from $1,250 to $2,500.
www.wsoctv.com
November 2, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Hammers. :]
I also like 'a bagful of hammers' but hammers can be useful if not particularly intelligent
Marsha is neither
Marsha is neither
November 4, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I also like 'a bagful of hammers' but hammers can be useful if not particularly intelligent
Marsha is neither
Marsha is neither
Dumb as a bag of hammers (sorry hammers)
November 3, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Dumb as a bag of hammers (sorry hammers)
Millennials love saying "kill it with hammers". Dwarven, in their way.
November 2, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Millennials love saying "kill it with hammers". Dwarven, in their way.
Guess I'll announce it here since this'll have the biggest reach:
Hammers box set will be crowdfunding in February!
It'll include the rules, an original adventure, dice, and *drumroll*
A custom pencil!
Expect a pre-launch page soonish.
Hammers box set will be crowdfunding in February!
It'll include the rules, an original adventure, dice, and *drumroll*
A custom pencil!
Expect a pre-launch page soonish.
November 1, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Guess I'll announce it here since this'll have the biggest reach:
Hammers box set will be crowdfunding in February!
It'll include the rules, an original adventure, dice, and *drumroll*
A custom pencil!
Expect a pre-launch page soonish.
Hammers box set will be crowdfunding in February!
It'll include the rules, an original adventure, dice, and *drumroll*
A custom pencil!
Expect a pre-launch page soonish.
if you charge above median wage for art on twitter, they will kill you with hammers
November 2, 2026 at 8:41 AM
if you charge above median wage for art on twitter, they will kill you with hammers
October 31, 2026 at 10:36 AM
hammers? I think hammers
October 31, 2026 at 10:13 PM
hammers? I think hammers
this guy etc etc with hammers etc etc
"The American people don't want us to get even; they want us to get things done on their behalf."
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, who is now poised to become the next House Speaker, says that Democrats will focus on affordability concerns and not retribution after their midterm wins.
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, who is now poised to become the next House Speaker, says that Democrats will focus on affordability concerns and not retribution after their midterm wins.
November 4, 2026 at 2:28 PM
this guy etc etc with hammers etc etc