#handstuff
September 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
On trial because I had sex outside the one night a year single people are allowed to have sex. I plead with the judge that handstuff shouldn't count. I'm sentenced to five years hard labor. When I'm released, my mind and body aren't the same. I couldn't do handstuff if I wanted to
August 5, 2026 at 5:08 AM
sop doing handstuff to ro
hello? hello? taps mic? is this thing on?
August 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
handstuff with an evil transgender hypnotist would save her.
September 14, 2026 at 5:28 AM
The CEO of Blowjobs went on record to say "the age of handstuff is over" and "we should all prepare for the possibility of a future without piv and anal"
September 14, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Handstuff across America.
August 20, 2025 at 10:08 AM
The game "monopoly" comes from "mono", meaning "one", and "poly", meaning "we like your vibe, would you like to come round our place for boardgames and handstuff?"
January 24, 2025 at 10:58 AM
handstuff with an evil transgender hypnotist would save him.
September 14, 2026 at 5:29 AM
intimacy neutral handstuff
February 12, 2026 at 5:07 PM
hey if you're into handstuff let me show you this real cool thing you can do with a screwdriver
July 2, 2026 at 7:56 PM
2025 marks the 11th anniversary of my community building event where I do handstuff on carpenters and plumbers and shit (Jack Off All Trades)
January 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
What's everyone's off-subway take on HAND v MOUTH? Is handstuff a hot summer sex trend? A superior way of living? A psyop perpetrated by big hand? We wanna know your thoughts! 👄 or 🤚?
July 16, 2026 at 7:02 PM
June 20, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Handstuff is so powerful, so good. I will gladly die on handstuff hill
April 17, 2026 at 5:41 AM
there is no context in which a man calling another man his bear-leader is nonsexual. they are doing handstuff on the road at minimum.
October 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
handstuff
August 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
they call me handy danny in many circles, on account of my partiality for handstuff and also because i can somewhat competently use a caulk gun.
September 8, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Garf Bink, Bobo Handstuff, and Agrippa Dongwielder have broken off their throuple, sold the yurt
April 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Get your free undercoating and other extras, just ask for John "I'm Good At Handstuff" Fraser... #WesternGrip
August 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Anyone tryna do handstuff in the stands at monster jam?
November 26, 2024 at 8:07 PM
These are the fuckers that trademarked handstuff.
August 3, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Oh wow yeah denim cutoffs and handstuff is goated summer time vibes
June 17, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Urianger has been in love with Thancred since he was his Studium upperclassman and they have done at least handstuff every 12 - 18 months for the last decade. Urianger is in love with him. Thancred is not, probably. Everyone who knows about the situation wants Thancred to stop. Welcome back dirkja—
July 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
"Occasional drunken handstuff" with <handle of a mutual mute>.
September 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM