Hanush is pretty underrated imo
November 1, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Hanush is pretty underrated imo
here's a gdrive folder of my fics if anyone needs a snack to get them through the coming weeks <3
it's mostly #hansry (and two hans/hanush), all explicit, a lot of trhans pussy and dead doves. tags and warnings are included in each fic
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
it's mostly #hansry (and two hans/hanush), all explicit, a lot of trhans pussy and dead doves. tags and warnings are included in each fic
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
steamy fics (archive of our steamy) - Google Drive
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November 2, 2026 at 10:39 PM
here's a gdrive folder of my fics if anyone needs a snack to get them through the coming weeks <3
it's mostly #hansry (and two hans/hanush), all explicit, a lot of trhans pussy and dead doves. tags and warnings are included in each fic
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
it's mostly #hansry (and two hans/hanush), all explicit, a lot of trhans pussy and dead doves. tags and warnings are included in each fic
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
After winning, follow the prize objective and speak to Sir Hanush. A win earns 400 groschen, and the first five tournament victories award the five pieces of the Lords of Leipa armor set. One win gets you one piece, so collecting the full set means returning for more tournaments.
November 3, 2026 at 1:50 AM
After winning, follow the prize objective and speak to Sir Hanush. A win earns 400 groschen, and the first five tournament victories award the five pieces of the Lords of Leipa armor set. One win gets you one piece, so collecting the full set means returning for more tournaments.
#hansry chorts sparring/flirting with their little pool noodle horns bc Hanush and Dadzig don't want them to destroy everything DO YOU SEE THE VISION?????!!!!
THIRD VERY NON HUMBLE REQUEST: CHORT HENRY POOL NOODLE HORNS
Goats Play Fighting with Pool Noodle Antlers
ALT: Goats Play Fighting with Pool Noodle Antlers
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October 29, 2026 at 2:46 PM
#hansry chorts sparring/flirting with their little pool noodle horns bc Hanush and Dadzig don't want them to destroy everything DO YOU SEE THE VISION?????!!!!
Meanwhile, Hanush insisting that’s old enough for war
October 9, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Meanwhile, Hanush insisting that’s old enough for war
to be honest in comparison the 1st one is muuch slower/lower stakes ☺️ still a fun ride... also SO worth it for every radzig and hanush interaction THEY ARE SO FUNNYn (ngl just for this i wish i played 1st game before kcd2 to get the full OMG moment when they showed up in kcd2 LOL)
September 23, 2026 at 8:35 AM
to be honest in comparison the 1st one is muuch slower/lower stakes ☺️ still a fun ride... also SO worth it for every radzig and hanush interaction THEY ARE SO FUNNYn (ngl just for this i wish i played 1st game before kcd2 to get the full OMG moment when they showed up in kcd2 LOL)
Almost everything could stay the same, only divish, hanush, radzig, and hans are a long ago settled vampire clan that is now big mad because that puny human conqueror from Hungary is killing their peasants 😂
September 4, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Almost everything could stay the same, only divish, hanush, radzig, and hans are a long ago settled vampire clan that is now big mad because that puny human conqueror from Hungary is killing their peasants 😂
Hans as Zag, Hanush as Hades. <- this is what my idea is based on tbh
Bernard as Achilles. (Idk who the FUCK Patroclus would be 😂) And then Henry as Thanatos? Then Nyx would be... Henry's ma??? Idk I'm workshopping it
Bernard as Achilles. (Idk who the FUCK Patroclus would be 😂) And then Henry as Thanatos? Then Nyx would be... Henry's ma??? Idk I'm workshopping it
August 21, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Hans as Zag, Hanush as Hades. <- this is what my idea is based on tbh
Bernard as Achilles. (Idk who the FUCK Patroclus would be 😂) And then Henry as Thanatos? Then Nyx would be... Henry's ma??? Idk I'm workshopping it
Bernard as Achilles. (Idk who the FUCK Patroclus would be 😂) And then Henry as Thanatos? Then Nyx would be... Henry's ma??? Idk I'm workshopping it
August 20, 2026 at 8:43 PM
true!!! he really spends the entire game chasing after things he wants—recognition, respect from hanush, freedom, henry, and it always goes wrong :'))) he really can't catch a break
August 20, 2026 at 1:10 PM
true!!! he really spends the entire game chasing after things he wants—recognition, respect from hanush, freedom, henry, and it always goes wrong :'))) he really can't catch a break
A toilet right above the archery range—Hanush, are you serious?! Hans is down here training, and his uncle is shitting on it from above.
August 16, 2026 at 3:29 PM
A toilet right above the archery range—Hanush, are you serious?! Hans is down here training, and his uncle is shitting on it from above.
when will hanush let me have a henry of my own😔
November 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
when will hanush let me have a henry of my own😔
ㅋㅋㅋ No, it's Henry and Hans from 1403 at forge.
They're just hanging out after writing a fake letter to Hanush.
They're just hanging out after writing a fake letter to Hanush.
May 25, 2026 at 5:00 PM
ㅋㅋㅋ No, it's Henry and Hans from 1403 at forge.
They're just hanging out after writing a fake letter to Hanush.
They're just hanging out after writing a fake letter to Hanush.
Writing the pizza scene was fun ㅋㅋㅋ I felt Henry would think, "What’s the point of this pizza without Hans?"
Later, Hans probably gave Fritz some secret tips to recover his stock losses ㅋㅋㅋ As for Uncle Hanush... I just hope he takes his medicine! 🙏
Later, Hans probably gave Fritz some secret tips to recover his stock losses ㅋㅋㅋ As for Uncle Hanush... I just hope he takes his medicine! 🙏
March 19, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Writing the pizza scene was fun ㅋㅋㅋ I felt Henry would think, "What’s the point of this pizza without Hans?"
Later, Hans probably gave Fritz some secret tips to recover his stock losses ㅋㅋㅋ As for Uncle Hanush... I just hope he takes his medicine! 🙏
Later, Hans probably gave Fritz some secret tips to recover his stock losses ㅋㅋㅋ As for Uncle Hanush... I just hope he takes his medicine! 🙏
Thank you! I don't know why I love their bickering-to-makeup process so much~ I guess it's because KCD 1 and 2 already showed us that side of them! lol. Even Hanush being the best matchmaker is canon, isn't it?!
February 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Thank you! I don't know why I love their bickering-to-makeup process so much~ I guess it's because KCD 1 and 2 already showed us that side of them! lol. Even Hanush being the best matchmaker is canon, isn't it?!
- When Hans finally manages to sneak out of new vegas one night, he immediately gets kidnapped by raiders who hold him for ransom. Henry ends up being the mercenary Hanush hires to rescue Hans in order to avoid paying the ransom
- the rescue goes smoothly - Henry easily manages to track down the -
- the rescue goes smoothly - Henry easily manages to track down the -
November 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
- When Hans finally manages to sneak out of new vegas one night, he immediately gets kidnapped by raiders who hold him for ransom. Henry ends up being the mercenary Hanush hires to rescue Hans in order to avoid paying the ransom
- the rescue goes smoothly - Henry easily manages to track down the -
- the rescue goes smoothly - Henry easily manages to track down the -
I woa ....
Thais nice Hanush right there.
I don't think I've seen this pairing ANYWHERE.
It kinda makes sense too!!!
Your brain 🤯
Thais nice Hanush right there.
I don't think I've seen this pairing ANYWHERE.
It kinda makes sense too!!!
Your brain 🤯
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I woa ....
Thais nice Hanush right there.
I don't think I've seen this pairing ANYWHERE.
It kinda makes sense too!!!
Your brain 🤯
Thais nice Hanush right there.
I don't think I've seen this pairing ANYWHERE.
It kinda makes sense too!!!
Your brain 🤯
Goodness goodness oh mama oh holy moly HELLO HANDSOME!!!! HANUSH BUU ! AND dadzig no wonder they had a co-parenting thing going on, yeah I cmCAN SEE THAT
August 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Goodness goodness oh mama oh holy moly HELLO HANDSOME!!!! HANUSH BUU ! AND dadzig no wonder they had a co-parenting thing going on, yeah I cmCAN SEE THAT
giggling. i talked to hans after speaking with hanush, and he talks about holding off the wedding by calling in sick. yeah man, it’s not like he heard that
July 8, 2026 at 4:03 AM
giggling. i talked to hans after speaking with hanush, and he talks about holding off the wedding by calling in sick. yeah man, it’s not like he heard that
rlly quite tall when u see him standing across hanush
June 6, 2026 at 9:41 AM
rlly quite tall when u see him standing across hanush
ok new pet peeve when ppl calls hans hanush' nephew thats his WARD
January 17, 2026 at 11:37 AM
ok new pet peeve when ppl calls hans hanush' nephew thats his WARD