Do not talk to me or my haploid son ever again
July 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Do not talk to me or my haploid son ever again
Nature research paper: Haploid facultative parthenogenesis in sunflower sexual reproduction
https://go.nature.com/4hYpSY3
https://go.nature.com/4hYpSY3
Haploid facultative parthenogenesis in sunflower sexual reproduction - Nature
Spontaneous parthenogenesis in sunflower has been used to develop a scalable doubled haploid breeding system.
go.nature.com
April 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Nature research paper: Haploid facultative parthenogenesis in sunflower sexual reproduction
https://go.nature.com/4hYpSY3
https://go.nature.com/4hYpSY3
Jesus haploid Christ
September 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Jesus haploid Christ
Everyone jokingly says pollen is plant sperm, but the truth is actually MUCH weirder
Pollen is actually tiny haploid male plants that do nothing except drift around until they find a haploid female (contained within a flower!) to mate with
Like imagine a bunch of detached plant testicles
Pollen is actually tiny haploid male plants that do nothing except drift around until they find a haploid female (contained within a flower!) to mate with
Like imagine a bunch of detached plant testicles
July 9, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Everyone jokingly says pollen is plant sperm, but the truth is actually MUCH weirder
Pollen is actually tiny haploid male plants that do nothing except drift around until they find a haploid female (contained within a flower!) to mate with
Like imagine a bunch of detached plant testicles
Pollen is actually tiny haploid male plants that do nothing except drift around until they find a haploid female (contained within a flower!) to mate with
Like imagine a bunch of detached plant testicles
Y'see, plants do something called alternation of generations, where instead of a diploid plant directly producing haploid gametes, they asexually produce haploid plants that then make haploid gametes
In the most primitive plants, these "gametophytes" were full, separate plants, grown from spores!
In the most primitive plants, these "gametophytes" were full, separate plants, grown from spores!
July 9, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Y'see, plants do something called alternation of generations, where instead of a diploid plant directly producing haploid gametes, they asexually produce haploid plants that then make haploid gametes
In the most primitive plants, these "gametophytes" were full, separate plants, grown from spores!
In the most primitive plants, these "gametophytes" were full, separate plants, grown from spores!
Jesus Haploid Christ
June 2, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Jesus Haploid Christ
Jesus haploid Christ on crackers.
September 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Jesus haploid Christ on crackers.
Also no amount of self-flagellation and consumerism will allow anyone to “fix the weather”. Jesus Haploid Christ.
July 16, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Also no amount of self-flagellation and consumerism will allow anyone to “fix the weather”. Jesus Haploid Christ.
I am not a violent man but Jesus Haploid Christ I’d like to beat this shitheel bloody
July 6, 2024 at 3:01 AM
I am not a violent man but Jesus Haploid Christ I’d like to beat this shitheel bloody
Jesus Haploid Christ.
That's just the cherry on the icing of this whole failcake.
That's just the cherry on the icing of this whole failcake.
April 24, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Jesus Haploid Christ.
That's just the cherry on the icing of this whole failcake.
That's just the cherry on the icing of this whole failcake.
This is wild. Chromosome distributions into different nuclei!
Distribution of haploid chromosomes into separate nuclei in two pathogenic fungi
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
Distribution of haploid chromosomes into separate nuclei in two pathogenic fungi
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
Distribution of haploid chromosomes into separate nuclei in two pathogenic fungi
Nuclei define eukaryotes, enabling macromolecular compartmentalization and cellular regulation. Each nucleus is believed to contain one or more haploid sets of chromosomes (1N). However, we discovered...
www.science.org
May 16, 2025 at 6:50 AM
This is wild. Chromosome distributions into different nuclei!
Distribution of haploid chromosomes into separate nuclei in two pathogenic fungi
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
Distribution of haploid chromosomes into separate nuclei in two pathogenic fungi
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
Jesus Haploid Christ she's serious.😬
August 20, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Jesus Haploid Christ she's serious.😬
Holy Haploid Christ!
Just used artificial intelligence to write out an invoice for the last 6 weeks.
It's automatically generated a letter of resignation and attached a P45.
It's automatically generated a letter of resignation and attached a P45.
December 14, 2023 at 10:33 AM
Holy Haploid Christ!
I love Monty Python but Jesus Haploid Christ (I'm pretty sure that's what the H stands for).
September 23, 2026 at 10:48 PM
I love Monty Python but Jesus Haploid Christ (I'm pretty sure that's what the H stands for).
*Because* of years and billions being spent on painstaking *prevention*.
Jesus fucking Haploid Christ.
Jesus fucking Haploid Christ.
December 29, 2024 at 4:35 AM
*Because* of years and billions being spent on painstaking *prevention*.
Jesus fucking Haploid Christ.
Jesus fucking Haploid Christ.
a com i got from @kyrio.bsky.social
A silly haploid tf~!
A silly haploid tf~!
February 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
a com i got from @kyrio.bsky.social
A silly haploid tf~!
A silly haploid tf~!
Wow: check it out; these fungi distribute their chromosomes across different nuclei!
Normally each nucleus has a complete set of all chromosomes.
Distribution of haploid chromosomes into separate nuclei in two pathogenic fungi | Science www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
Normally each nucleus has a complete set of all chromosomes.
Distribution of haploid chromosomes into separate nuclei in two pathogenic fungi | Science www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
Distribution of haploid chromosomes into separate nuclei in two pathogenic fungi
Nuclei define eukaryotes, enabling macromolecular compartmentalization and cellular regulation. Each nucleus is believed to contain one or more haploid sets of chromosomes (1N). However, we discovered...
www.science.org
May 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Wow: check it out; these fungi distribute their chromosomes across different nuclei!
Normally each nucleus has a complete set of all chromosomes.
Distribution of haploid chromosomes into separate nuclei in two pathogenic fungi | Science www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
Normally each nucleus has a complete set of all chromosomes.
Distribution of haploid chromosomes into separate nuclei in two pathogenic fungi | Science www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
Jesus Haploid Christ.
"ignore the genocide; killing Africans is good for the environment!"
new ecofascism just dropped
new ecofascism just dropped
the Atlantic is at it again
December 8, 2023 at 4:08 PM
Jesus Haploid Christ.
These people are putting the Onion out of business.
Jesus Haploid (I know it's not, shut up) Christ on a velocipede.
Jesus Haploid (I know it's not, shut up) Christ on a velocipede.
EXCLUSIVE: Sean Duffy will announce expedited plans to build a nuclear reactor on the moon, his first major action as interim NASA administrator.
Duffy to announce nuclear reactor on the moon
This is the first major agency effort by the interim NASA administrator, who is also the Transportation secretary and a former Fox News host.
www.politico.com
August 5, 2025 at 6:00 AM
These people are putting the Onion out of business.
Jesus Haploid (I know it's not, shut up) Christ on a velocipede.
Jesus Haploid (I know it's not, shut up) Christ on a velocipede.
THE END OF THE PINK SKIN HAM SANDWICH RACE IS NIGH. THE RULE OF HAPLOID GROUP AB2528 IS OVER.
June 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
THE END OF THE PINK SKIN HAM SANDWICH RACE IS NIGH. THE RULE OF HAPLOID GROUP AB2528 IS OVER.
Jeebus Haploid Keerist, no. Any hot dog I have to eat with a fork is a pass.
…2/10; would try once. Like that Krispy Kreme hamburger.
…2/10; would try once. Like that Krispy Kreme hamburger.
This how they eat chili dogs in Nebraska?
I gotta pass
I gotta pass
September 29, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Jeebus Haploid Keerist, no. Any hot dog I have to eat with a fork is a pass.
…2/10; would try once. Like that Krispy Kreme hamburger.
…2/10; would try once. Like that Krispy Kreme hamburger.
New Letter: "Generating self-incompatible hybrid potatoes through haploid breeding" rdcu.be/e4pj2
Self-incompatible diploid potatoes via haploid breeding. F1 hybrids prevent fruit set, redirect C to tubers, increase the harvest index and enable hybrid seed production.
Self-incompatible diploid potatoes via haploid breeding. F1 hybrids prevent fruit set, redirect C to tubers, increase the harvest index and enable hybrid seed production.
February 17, 2026 at 2:40 PM
New Letter: "Generating self-incompatible hybrid potatoes through haploid breeding" rdcu.be/e4pj2
Self-incompatible diploid potatoes via haploid breeding. F1 hybrids prevent fruit set, redirect C to tubers, increase the harvest index and enable hybrid seed production.
Self-incompatible diploid potatoes via haploid breeding. F1 hybrids prevent fruit set, redirect C to tubers, increase the harvest index and enable hybrid seed production.
Jesus Haploid Christ this this a million times this
I strongly feel that therapy-speak has turned into a hollow substitute for the real, difficult work of therapy.
January 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Jesus Haploid Christ this this a million times this
Jesus Haploid Christ.
November 28, 2024 at 6:23 AM
Jesus Haploid Christ.
Jesus Haploid Christ.
“Hanging that banner should put to rest any doubt that Donald Trump has hijacked the independence of the Justice Department. He — not the American people — is the only client DOJ’s current leadership serves." www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Large banner of Trump unfurled at Justice Department headquarters
The DOJ has traditionally operated with a degree of separation from the White House to prevent the department's powers from being abused for political purposes.
www.nbcnews.com
February 20, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Jesus Haploid Christ.