Locktober is fast approaching. Only 2 more days left to get hardons so hard that they pulse and that you can grab to stroke. Soon there will be a cage locked on my soft dick that will restrict any kind of erection and totally eliminate any chance of stroking. It’s stroking that I’ll miss the most.
September 29, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Locktober is fast approaching. Only 2 more days left to get hardons so hard that they pulse and that you can grab to stroke. Soon there will be a cage locked on my soft dick that will restrict any kind of erection and totally eliminate any chance of stroking. It’s stroking that I’ll miss the most.
Let’s cuddle all morning with our hands wandering and our hardons bumping
September 28, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Let’s cuddle all morning with our hands wandering and our hardons bumping
Your hardons are not my problem.
And I think I extended my hospitality towards you enough before you ABUSED it.
And I think I extended my hospitality towards you enough before you ABUSED it.
YOU SHOULD’VE LET ME— (deep breath.)
…Could’ve let me deal with it. Everyone was STARING.
…Could’ve let me deal with it. Everyone was STARING.
September 27, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Your hardons are not my problem.
And I think I extended my hospitality towards you enough before you ABUSED it.
And I think I extended my hospitality towards you enough before you ABUSED it.
I LOVE it when Bottoms keep their hardons while they get fucked! 🔥
September 22, 2026 at 4:14 AM
I LOVE it when Bottoms keep their hardons while they get fucked! 🔥
Our government has become a Lewis Carroll dystopian fantasy, with an "off with their heads" mad king to nonsensical officials speaking gibberish and a cowardly press pretending this is normal.
Anti-vax, while our soldiers get Testosterone shots & better hardons for our closeted War Secretary.
Anti-vax, while our soldiers get Testosterone shots & better hardons for our closeted War Secretary.
September 21, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Our government has become a Lewis Carroll dystopian fantasy, with an "off with their heads" mad king to nonsensical officials speaking gibberish and a cowardly press pretending this is normal.
Anti-vax, while our soldiers get Testosterone shots & better hardons for our closeted War Secretary.
Anti-vax, while our soldiers get Testosterone shots & better hardons for our closeted War Secretary.
Some hardons poses and wank always look good 😜🍆
September 21, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Some hardons poses and wank always look good 😜🍆
I fukkin LOVE it when Bottoms keep their hardons! 🔥
September 20, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I fukkin LOVE it when Bottoms keep their hardons! 🔥
Ahhh yes, we want our troops to all be sporting morning wood and hardons in their uniforms… does Pete Hegseth have a secret gay uniform fetish (not there’s anything wrong with that) or what?! One thing’s for sure, the Marines will be fucking each other like bunnies, RAH!!
NEWS: The Pentagon has announced mandatory low-testosterone screenings for male troops 30 and older, including screening for symptoms such as “reduced libido, loss of spontaneous morning erections, erectile dysfunction,” and other symptoms.
September 20, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Ahhh yes, we want our troops to all be sporting morning wood and hardons in their uniforms… does Pete Hegseth have a secret gay uniform fetish (not there’s anything wrong with that) or what?! One thing’s for sure, the Marines will be fucking each other like bunnies, RAH!!
(They allow themselves to be governed by talentless characters with actual hardons for violence)
September 20, 2026 at 5:40 AM
(They allow themselves to be governed by talentless characters with actual hardons for violence)
In what ways would Americans allowed themselves to be governed by talentless dweebs with vicarious hardons?
September 20, 2026 at 5:38 AM
In what ways would Americans allowed themselves to be governed by talentless dweebs with vicarious hardons?
This is SO fukkin HOT! I LOVE it when Bottoms keep their hardons! And that Top fucked the cum out of him! 🔥🍆🍑💦
September 19, 2026 at 6:10 PM
This is SO fukkin HOT! I LOVE it when Bottoms keep their hardons! And that Top fucked the cum out of him! 🔥🍆🍑💦
So they are going from monitoring females menstrual cycles to loss of males morning hardons ! Ild say we have never had such an openly perverse Republican Party in my 67 years alive!
September 19, 2026 at 12:00 PM
So they are going from monitoring females menstrual cycles to loss of males morning hardons ! Ild say we have never had such an openly perverse Republican Party in my 67 years alive!
I am up in the mountains and while there is service here I refuse to go see what Dort is crashing on tonight or to go read the DOD memo about ensuring everyone has morning hardons
September 19, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I am up in the mountains and while there is service here I refuse to go see what Dort is crashing on tonight or to go read the DOD memo about ensuring everyone has morning hardons
These dorks have hardons for snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
Democratic advisers are warning their candidates not to go too hard at AI
Democratic advisers are warning their candidates not to go too hard at AI
Democratic consultants are warning their candidates in some key races not to lean into AI regulations out of fear that powerful tech groups could spend heavily against them.
dlvr.it
September 18, 2026 at 3:14 AM
These dorks have hardons for snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
"Grampa, what was 1995 like?"
September 16, 2026 at 8:44 PM
"Grampa, what was 1995 like?"
When you said bunker fuel I couldn't help but think you were talking about the fuel that all the hardons are going to need to run their bunkers after AI goes on the attack🤔🤬
September 11, 2026 at 7:00 PM
When you said bunker fuel I couldn't help but think you were talking about the fuel that all the hardons are going to need to run their bunkers after AI goes on the attack🤔🤬
A lot of closeted gays at this GOP convention. I'm willing to bet this caused a lot of hardons 😂
September 11, 2026 at 2:57 AM
A lot of closeted gays at this GOP convention. I'm willing to bet this caused a lot of hardons 😂
The horny app has taken to showing me raging hardons when I open it which.. you know game recognize game the ladies (and men of that persuasion) need to get theirs too… but like can the timing work out more to where I can see a news post first, you know ease me in a bit?
Tayne Tim And Eric
ALT: Tayne Tim And Eric
static.klipy.com
September 9, 2026 at 1:44 PM
The horny app has taken to showing me raging hardons when I open it which.. you know game recognize game the ladies (and men of that persuasion) need to get theirs too… but like can the timing work out more to where I can see a news post first, you know ease me in a bit?
I dont have a problem with posts like this. We don’t walk around with a hard-on 24/7. Some of us don’t really get hardons anymore. I prefer real men in a natural state, not overly muscled. So yes, I like this post.
September 9, 2026 at 5:57 AM
I dont have a problem with posts like this. We don’t walk around with a hard-on 24/7. Some of us don’t really get hardons anymore. I prefer real men in a natural state, not overly muscled. So yes, I like this post.
This doesnt make voters happy. I know these people get giant hardons by making others miserable but come on...
September 7, 2026 at 9:31 PM
This doesnt make voters happy. I know these people get giant hardons by making others miserable but come on...
The mother of hardons
September 6, 2026 at 9:02 PM
The mother of hardons
The AfD and Tories/Reform/Restore/RightWingKiddyFiddlers all seem to have hardons for 1933..... so disturbing and dumb.
September 6, 2026 at 6:12 PM
The AfD and Tories/Reform/Restore/RightWingKiddyFiddlers all seem to have hardons for 1933..... so disturbing and dumb.
I fuckin LOVE it when Bottoms keep their hardons! HOT! 🔥🍆👍
September 5, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I fuckin LOVE it when Bottoms keep their hardons! HOT! 🔥🍆👍
That in which people seem to forget the evangelicals getting raging hardons when the embassy was moved, because they saw it as helping the end times come.
September 3, 2026 at 7:30 PM
That in which people seem to forget the evangelicals getting raging hardons when the embassy was moved, because they saw it as helping the end times come.