#headupass
Footinmouth disease or Headupass disease?
October 4, 2026 at 12:00 AM
this kind of deedee megadogshit take is what happens when you don’t teach history and/or you’re afflicted with terminal headupass
September 17, 2026 at 11:00 PM
No problem!

Trump will defund disease tracking.

Poof! No measles epidemic.

#HeadUpAss
April 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
He never learned that at Celtic . Players used to be great with fans. #headupass
May 25, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Trump is always bullshitting of course but this was Bart Simpson “Libya’s exports are numerous in amount” level bullshitting that only the most headupass could deny.
“i have concepts of a plan”
September 11, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Cultist. HeadUpAss syndrome..
April 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Hey MAGA, YOU DO remember Trump reversed ALL of Bidens Policies?!
So Everything, Trump has done since day 1 of his second term, has been HIS DECISION, INCLUDING DOGE dismantling our democracy and privacy! Stealing Billions of taxpayers MONEY & gutting our resources!
Really,blaming Biden? #HeadupAss
Hey You Guys Goonies
ALT: Hey You Guys Goonies
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September 25, 2026 at 4:39 PM
But HeadUpAss is an awesome Yoga asana.
🙄
August 19, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Matt Forney for today's daily #HeadUpAss award... 🎖
September 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Scrolling through Facebook a post asked why Vegas tourist traffic was down. Many said "because Canadians stopped coming" and every response stated "no that's not it" with many then stating it started before Trump. Did it? I disagree #headupass #noconceptofreality #weareinsulted #wowjustwow
July 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
It’s the same recycled “i cant be x, i’m x!” That we’ve all been getting taught about why and how the thing is exactly so since 2014 at least. :/
(Took my dumbass til 2018, by my ignorance)

Dude’s doing boomer-headupass mode though.
March 12, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Brainworms have done a permanent number on his IQ. He shouldn't be health secretary. Headupass shouldn't be Defence Secretary. Marco Coward Rubio shouldn't be Secretary. Vivian Wilson's Estranged Dad shouldn't br anywhere remotely near any of government's crucial workings.
March 20, 2025 at 1:44 PM
except for my fucking doctor. He still asks every time I see him "no more beard, full femme on the hrt & clothes, she/her, u still non-bnuuy 🐇?"

and I always have to be like "yes, dr. headupass, I'm still not a bnuuy. I like bnuuys of all kinds but I am not one myself, I checked"
September 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Former Wrestling Executive now heading a department that, Trump as said, will be successful if she "does herself out of a job" by facilitating the closure of the Department of Education.

MAGA=cultivated stupidity.
What an advertisement for American wrongness that makes...
#headupass
March 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
He forgot "headupass syndrome". It seems to be affecting everyone in DC now. We need to find a cure for that!
“i’ve always been an ignorant piece of shit my entire life guys”
RFK JR: ADD, ADHD, Tourette syndrome, Narcolepsy, Autism.. All of these are injuries that I never heard of when I was a kid.
April 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Using language such as 'useful normies' to describe the majority of people in your society is symptomatic of headupass elitism.
January 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
#Elonald has #HeadUpAss syndrome and the delusional affect it has is turning him into piss-jello.
The story is not about Taylor Swift or Bruce Springsteen.

The story is about Trump’s mental health.
May 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM