A heartbeat away, folks.
"There were like 35 Secret Service agents and 25 staffers who knew what I dipshit I was" -- JD Vance, campaigning in North Carolina, tells a deeply weird story about how he was playing with fireworks with his kids a few days ago and let one explode in his hand, burning his fingers 😳
October 28, 2026 at 7:05 PM
A heartbeat away, folks.
If this was true I'd pledge my loyalty to Brazil in a heartbeat ngl
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Dr. Maalouf
@realMaalouf
A trans socialist had Flavio Bolsonaro's passport seized.
Another trans socialist had all his assets frozen.
He was forced to flee the country to escape this political persecution.
Brazil is literally being run by trans communists. This could soon be America.
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October 30, 2026 at 4:01 PM
If this was true I'd pledge my loyalty to Brazil in a heartbeat ngl
My heartbeat flutters
like a
trapped moth's wing.
like a
trapped moth's wing.
November 1, 2026 at 9:25 PM
My heartbeat flutters
like a
trapped moth's wing.
like a
trapped moth's wing.
I hate it when my vision goes grayscale and a loud heartbeat starts playing
October 31, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I hate it when my vision goes grayscale and a loud heartbeat starts playing
Well I didn't break up with them! I'd take them back in a heartbeat.
November 1, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Well I didn't break up with them! I'd take them back in a heartbeat.
In a heartbeat.
October 29, 2026 at 10:23 AM
In a heartbeat.
listen to my voice. listen to our heartbeat.
November 1, 2026 at 10:00 AM
listen to my voice. listen to our heartbeat.
Bari Weiss will sign her paychecks in a heartbeat.
November 1, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Bari Weiss will sign her paychecks in a heartbeat.
and they'd do it all again in a heartbeat
November 2, 2026 at 3:08 PM
and they'd do it all again in a heartbeat
#MurderDrones Heartbeat (S1E2)
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November 1, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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Would take this outcome in a heartbeat
November 2, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Would take this outcome in a heartbeat
#MurderDrones Heartbeat (S1E2)
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October 31, 2026 at 12:00 PM
#MurderDrones Heartbeat (S1E2)
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#MurderDrones Heartbeat (S1E2)
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November 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
#MurderDrones Heartbeat (S1E2)
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Heartbeat when I'm working out making my boobs jiggle
November 1, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Heartbeat when I'm working out making my boobs jiggle
#MurderDrones Heartbeat (S1E2)
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November 1, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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Ioan Gruffudd is open to returning as Reed Richards in the #MCU.
“I would be there in a heartbeat. Should I ever get the call from Marvel or Kevin Feige to come back and don the blue costume with a Fantastic Four emblem on it, I’d be there in a heartbeat.”
(via minisuperheroestoday | IG)
“I would be there in a heartbeat. Should I ever get the call from Marvel or Kevin Feige to come back and don the blue costume with a Fantastic Four emblem on it, I’d be there in a heartbeat.”
(via minisuperheroestoday | IG)
October 31, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Ioan Gruffudd is open to returning as Reed Richards in the #MCU.
“I would be there in a heartbeat. Should I ever get the call from Marvel or Kevin Feige to come back and don the blue costume with a Fantastic Four emblem on it, I’d be there in a heartbeat.”
(via minisuperheroestoday | IG)
“I would be there in a heartbeat. Should I ever get the call from Marvel or Kevin Feige to come back and don the blue costume with a Fantastic Four emblem on it, I’d be there in a heartbeat.”
(via minisuperheroestoday | IG)
Finn thinking ‘a pea’s heartbeat shouldn’t be that strong!’
#ohbrookeohtaylorohbrooke
#ohbrookeohtaylorohbrooke
November 2, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Finn thinking ‘a pea’s heartbeat shouldn’t be that strong!’
#ohbrookeohtaylorohbrooke
#ohbrookeohtaylorohbrooke
Let me just check the heartbeat of this inmate whose head is on backwards. #Dracula1979 #TCMParty 
November 1, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Let me just check the heartbeat of this inmate whose head is on backwards. #Dracula1979 #TCMParty 
I would do it in a heartbeat and consider everyone who wouldn't slightly odd
October 31, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I would do it in a heartbeat and consider everyone who wouldn't slightly odd
Heartbeat City-the cars 
October 29, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Heartbeat City-the cars 
Snowball crossed the rainbow bridge yesterday. I can still remember the feeling of her heartbeat on my neck.
November 1, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Snowball crossed the rainbow bridge yesterday. I can still remember the feeling of her heartbeat on my neck.
#MurderDrones Heartbeat (S1E2)
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November 1, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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Heartbeat detection? Does he think there are undead on the roll?
October 30, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Heartbeat detection? Does he think there are undead on the roll?
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October 31, 2026 at 11:00 AM
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Thank goodness I’m retired. I’d be sacked in a heartbeat
October 29, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Thank goodness I’m retired. I’d be sacked in a heartbeat