Just showed the latest ‘HeGetsUs’ Super Bowl ad to Jesus and Johnny Cash and they’re both freaking PISSED.
February 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Just showed the latest ‘HeGetsUs’ Super Bowl ad to Jesus and Johnny Cash and they’re both freaking PISSED.
Johnny Cash cover of Personal Jesus was deeply misunderstood by the hegetsus people.
February 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Johnny Cash cover of Personal Jesus was deeply misunderstood by the hegetsus people.
Dear @effinbirds.com,
I received my shirt today, and I've never felt so seen. #HeGetsUs
The reviews are in and they are overwhelmingly positive.
I received my shirt today, and I've never felt so seen. #HeGetsUs
The reviews are in and they are overwhelmingly positive.
September 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Dear @effinbirds.com,
I received my shirt today, and I've never felt so seen. #HeGetsUs
The reviews are in and they are overwhelmingly positive.
I received my shirt today, and I've never felt so seen. #HeGetsUs
The reviews are in and they are overwhelmingly positive.
I guess 1500 ads for medications are better than ICE recruitment or HEGETSUS ads
January 12, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I guess 1500 ads for medications are better than ICE recruitment or HEGETSUS ads
Honestly I'll accept UNIQLO Field at Dodger Stadium if it keeps them from taking "HeGetsUs" money
August 25, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Honestly I'll accept UNIQLO Field at Dodger Stadium if it keeps them from taking "HeGetsUs" money
No HeGetsUs money, but Kalshi?
September 25, 2026 at 2:43 AM
No HeGetsUs money, but Kalshi?
For well over a year, Reddit (especially women’s & non-Christian & LGBTQ subreddits) were overrun with HeGetsUs adverts. Massive amounts of $, social & political capital spent to deploy proselytisation as propaganda
January 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
For well over a year, Reddit (especially women’s & non-Christian & LGBTQ subreddits) were overrun with HeGetsUs adverts. Massive amounts of $, social & political capital spent to deploy proselytisation as propaganda
Threw on the Nationals game out of curiosity. In one standard camera shot, you get ads for Terra (!), HeGetsUs(dot)com and BetMGM.
What a world.
What a world.
March 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Threw on the Nationals game out of curiosity. In one standard camera shot, you get ads for Terra (!), HeGetsUs(dot)com and BetMGM.
What a world.
What a world.
Apparently, HeGetsUs doesn’t get Depeche Mode.
February 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Apparently, HeGetsUs doesn’t get Depeche Mode.
October 14, 2024 at 8:48 PM
February 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
A caring man took a walk. He saw people suffering. Anxiety ran high. Hatred rose. "I'll prepare a feast and bring them together," he thought. Get $50 in free bets from FanDuel when you start a new account. Free bets must be used within 168 hours. FanDuel. #HeGetsUs
October 6, 2024 at 12:00 AM
A caring man took a walk. He saw people suffering. Anxiety ran high. Hatred rose. "I'll prepare a feast and bring them together," he thought. Get $50 in free bets from FanDuel when you start a new account. Free bets must be used within 168 hours. FanDuel. #HeGetsUs
You know, Jesus was booed in public, too #HeGetsUs
UPDATE: he’s being booed now. Loudly. By so many people security and his goon squad can’t shut it down. Many, many fuck yous.
Good.
Good.
While JD takes his kids through Disneyland to silent stares and protests outside the park, I am thinking about the kids—citizens—who won a trip there and instead got locked up in Ferndale.
I am thinking of the cast members he’s exploiting for his fun while ICE pick them off on their way home.
I am thinking of the cast members he’s exploiting for his fun while ICE pick them off on their way home.
July 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
You know, Jesus was booed in public, too #HeGetsUs
Glad that HeGetsUs spent $8 million on an ad buy rather than helping anyone.
February 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Glad that HeGetsUs spent $8 million on an ad buy rather than helping anyone.
just saw one of those HeGetsUs ads and it does hit different with Chicago Pope
May 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
just saw one of those HeGetsUs ads and it does hit different with Chicago Pope
The HeGetsUs christians are the ones promoting genocide. Don't trust their words when they actively push evils.
February 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
The HeGetsUs christians are the ones promoting genocide. Don't trust their words when they actively push evils.