#heiny
How do you spell Hiney? Heiny? Hinie?

You know, butt. 
October 31, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Sex and/or Mr. Morrison (Emshwiller)

“Repent Harlequin!” Said the Ticktockman (Ellison)

Story of an Hour (Chopin)

Death and the Compass (Borges)

Tlon, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius (Borges)

How to Give the Wrong Impression (Heiny)

Glory Goes and Gets Some (Carter)
What's the most memorable short story you've ever read?
October 29, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Extra points for using the word 'heiny'.
October 23, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Heiny ☺️
October 23, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Bravo! No excuses, people. Get your heiny out and vote! The whole ticket. Early.
October 24, 2026 at 3:40 AM
i got my heiny out to go vote
but they made me go home
& put on pants
October 24, 2026 at 3:33 AM
NBA Player Malik Beasley to Plead Guilty in Match-Fixing Case

Malik Beasley's case involving bets on his own performance statistics is nearing resolution. Beasley is expected to plead guilty on December 9 in connection with a corruption scheme related to wagering on his individual NBA stats,…
NBA Player Malik Beasley to Plead Guilty in Match-Fixing Case
Malik Beasley's case involving bets on his own performance statistics is nearing resolution. Beasley is expected to plead guilty on December 9 in connection with a corruption scheme related to wagering on his individual NBA stats, according to his attorney, Steve Heiny. Federal prosecutors allege that Beasley participated in this scheme during the 2023/24 season while playing for the Milwaukee Bucks. The investigation has highlighted four games where his actions may have influenced betting outcomes tied to his personal performance metrics. Selected 19th overall in the 2016 draft, Beasley has appeared in 578 NBA games throughout his career, averaging 11.7 points per game with a three-point shooting percentage of 39.1%.
sportbursts.com
October 28, 2026 at 7:04 AM
🫡🕊️🫶😊 Sandy Santiago
No excuses, get your heiny out and vote 👍
🫡⚖️🗽💙💦🌊💙💦🌊💙💦🌊
October 23, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Don't think they're stoopit. They're cunning and, now backed into a corner, WILL DO ANYTHING,
TO CLING ONTO
THE GOLDEN HEINY,
ANY WAY THEY CAN!!!
October 23, 2026 at 2:37 PM
NBA Player Malik Beasley Admits Guilt in Own-Game Betting Case

Malik Beasley has agreed to a plea deal admitting guilt in a betting fraud case. Previously, Beasley maintained his innocence, but he later chose to cooperate with the investigation. The player's lawyer, Steve Heiny, confirmed that no…
NBA Player Malik Beasley Admits Guilt in Own-Game Betting Case
Source: eurohoops.net Malik Beasley has agreed to a plea deal admitting guilt in a betting fraud case. Previously, Beasley maintained his innocence, but he later chose to cooperate with the investigation. The player's lawyer, Steve Heiny, confirmed that no final decision has been made yet, but the terms of the guilty plea are part of ongoing negotiations with the prosecution, which could conclude next week. Beasley faces allegations of manipulating his personal statistics in four NBA games during 2024, placing bets on those games through intermediaries.
sportbursts.com
October 24, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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I see your heiny its nice and shiny. You better hide it before Perry bites it
You need not worry Perry is a pedo
Protectory
(I know I know. Feel free to offer a better word. LOL)
Facebook
www.facebook.com
October 22, 2026 at 7:49 PM
ALT added
October 24, 2026 at 6:12 AM
OCTOBRE - 🌏
L'heure de la libération a sonné (Heiny Srour, Oman) Documentaire revendiquant sa dimension propagandiste, passionnant et très réjouissant sur des crimes occidentaux et une lutte trop méconnus, & montre une autre forme possible de société.
#DéfiCinéClassique2026
@tbarnaud.bsky.social
October 18, 2026 at 5:50 PM
An interview with Graham L. Carter (Several Futures) about the economics of independent film distribution, the category of “political cinema,” and the importance of Lebanese filmmaker Heiny Srour.
Distributing Films Politically
Several Futures is a one-man film distribution company in the United States run by Graham L. Carter. With a focus on “auteurist and anti-imperialist work,” Several Futures has brought numerous importa...
www.versobooks.com
October 16, 2026 at 3:40 PM
The show DMV is based on a short story titled "Chicken Flavored & Lemon Scented" in a book of novels "Games and Rituals" by Katherine Heiny.

It is a saucy write and VERY PG-rated show.

#dmv
October 13, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Ich muss euch jetzt mal die URL eines echten Autohändlers zeigen:

dinkel-heiny.de
VW, Audi, SEAT, CUPRA und ŠKODA Autohaus Dinkel + Heiny
Willkommen bei Dinkel + Heiny in Kenzingen & Herbolzheim! Entdecken Sie Neuwagen, Gebrauchtwagen & erstklassigen Service für Volkswagen, Audi, SKODA, SEAT, CUPRA & Volkswagen Nutzfahrzeuge.
dinkel-heiny.de
September 25, 2026 at 11:45 AM
ha, because I hadn't decided whether I want to praise it or not lmao. but it is Standard Deviation by Katherine Heiny. I thought it would be good to have in the mix as holiday reading.
September 22, 2026 at 8:03 AM
How many people tune in every evening to hear that oh-so familiar music? About fifty-four.
September 16, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Get your hand off my Heiny!
September 15, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I'm off to do leg day, then to the office. 3 cable workouts, then hamstring curls and extensions... THEN the stairmaster. Who wants to carry my post-workout, gibbled heiny home?✨
September 9, 2026 at 5:36 PM
😆😆Hang on to your heiny, hunny...
September 9, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Sita Heiny ist ein Multitalent: Die 14-Jährige ist in ihrer Altersklasse amtierende Mountainbike-Europameisterin in zwei Disziplinen. Auch im Snowboardcross ist die Feldbergerin nationale Spitze.
Sita Heiny aus Feldberg gehört in zwei Sportarten zu den größten Talenten Deutschlands
Sita Heiny ist ein Multitalent: Die 14-Jährige ist in ihrer Altersklasse amtierende Mountainbike-Europameisterin in zwei Disziplinen. Auch im Snowboardcross ist die Feldbergerin nationale Spitze.
www.badische-zeitung.de
September 8, 2026 at 1:05 PM
My mom used to have a client named Harry Heiny and he named his daughter Wendy.
September 6, 2026 at 2:34 PM
When the kids were young, we chose a term to relay that we were frustrated or mad. That term was Baboon Heiny.
September 5, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Beyond dead. He's got weeds growing out his heiny by now.
Who else thinks Mitch McConnell is dead?
September 3, 2026 at 8:45 PM